Daily Fail Kristen Meinzer

We’re ailing from all this failing.

This week: King Charles is perhaps sicker than we thought. Let’s knock Will and Kate while we’re at itMeghan and Harry are going to Nigeria, a great affront to the crownWhite bread has been vilified and we’ve had ENOUGHFind your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.
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Shoutout to the reviewer who thinks our hosting lineup has changed (it has not) for the worse (that’s your opinion). This week:  William, Kate, and Camilla all get new titles, perhaps just because they felt like it An investigative reporter determines that Taylor Swift is both an active alcoholic because of her current boyfriend and a longtime alcoholic (probably neither are accurate) Were Meghan and Harry’s children really born? We will never know. Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.
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We’ve just learned that a fifth grader listens to this show (hi, Zarie!) and would consider a swear jar if the tabloids weren’t so… you know.
This week: 
A gross, sexist rundown of a feud between two Vegas strip clubs WHY DON’T WE GET TO SEE THE INSIDE OF MEGHAN MARKLE’S HOUSE?!?!?!? WHYYYYYY A small number of men commit a disgusting crime, and not only is it a widespread trend – it’s actually women’s fault for being mean :( Side note: Thanks to listener Sara for pointing this out on Twitter — Maura misspoke and brothels are legal in 10 of Nevada's 16 counties. Sexism is real in all of them, though.

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It was a total fail-clypse of the heart. 
This week: Netflix borrows a little too much from reality and makes Andrew look guilty of what many agree he looks guilty of The queer children of famous people are scrutinized for the sake of crafting a gay panic Cowboy Carter who? Your Western style icon is actually… Princess Anne. 
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It’s a return to our regular failure format, friends. 
This week: The Prince Andrew rehabilitation tour continues, inexplicablyA study involving nose sizes and male anatomy involved a nonzero number of corpsesJoJo Siwa, an adult person, enters a sex shopFind your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.
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With Kate’s now-public diagnosis of cancer, we wish the Princess all the best… but it hasn’t quieted down the tabloid maelstrom of ugliness, blame, and misdirection. The real question is: was it ever going to?In what we hope is our final special episode on #KateGate, we discuss what happened, what’s happening, and where we go from here. 
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