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Derek Chauvin is found guilty of murdering George Floyd. News of a police shooting in Columbus prompts the Twitter jury to recklessly proclaim "murder" before body camera footage shows a very different story. This episode's What Crazy F**king Thing Did a Republican Say This Week? brings us Larry Kudlow's brussels sprouts and Tucker Carlson's demented laugh. (Plus, a bonus Crazy Thing). Joe Biden becomes the first sitting U.S. president to recognize the Armenian genocide. And Ben's three-year-old has a gross new habit.