Hands Across America Mardana Mayginnes & Alexander Malt
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Alexander Malt and Mardana Montana Mayginnes reunite and try to get everyone to hold hand across America.
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Homeless People suffer from the Messiah Complex.
Matthew mcconaughey is a piece of shit too.
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John Wick shoots Q'anon Shaman
We begin w/ a shaman's freedom and end with a head blown off by our hero, John Wick. Keanu is the only thing keeping our country together.
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Talk it out bro.
Mardana and Alex jump into the deep end. They both drown. It was for nothing but Neil's stupid coat.
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Thot Police - get the vaccine or date Ashley.
Mardana is still Unvaxxed and got Covid, don't worry he won't make it to next week. Alex has that pesky science and data on his side, but he dated Ashley, so it's a wash.
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Nic Cage's Anger
Just give up on everything. We've both agreed to stop doing the podcast or anything else with our lives.