Hell Comes With Wood Paneled Doors

Christopher Gronlund
  • 4.9 (11)
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Hell Comes With Wood Paneled Doors

A humorous coming-of-age story about a family traveling cross country in a possessed station wagon.

  1. EPISODE 1

    Chapter 1 - Into the Inferno

    When Michael O’Brien’s father, James, buys a new car just in time for the family vacation, he signs away more than his old ’74 Gremlin as a trade in. * * * Content Advisory: Hell Comes with Wood Paneled Doors was recorded in 2010, before I started running content advisories before episodes. I’m not going back and adding advisories to each audio episode. Just know that any given chapter of Hell Comes with Wood Paneled Doors is likely to contain any combination of the following: Family arguing, violence, swearing, demons, religious imagery, atheism, gambling, smoking, and so much crude humor. Episode Transcript >> Buy the Hell Comes with Wood Paneled Doors e-book here.

    20 min

  2. EPISODE 2

    Chapter 2 - The Big Orange Hole in the Ground My Grandmother Loved So Dearly

    Michael ponders what strange force has kept his parents together, while James and Michael’s mother, Mary, strike a series of deals regarding The Inferno and Mary’s pet Chihuahua, Lucky. Also witness the opening moves in the ongoing mental chess match that Michael plays with his evil younger siblings, Elvis and Olivia. * * * Content Advisory: Hell Comes with Wood Paneled Doors was recorded in 2010, before I started running content advisories before episodes. I’m not going back and adding advisories to each audio episode. Just know that any given chapter of Hell Comes with Wood Paneled Doors is likely to contain any combination of the following: Family arguing, violence, swearing, demons, religious imagery, atheism, gambling, smoking, and so much crude humor. Episode Transcript >> Buy the Hell Comes with Wood Paneled Doors e-book here.

    26 min

  3. EPISODE 3

    Chapter 3 – When I Dream, I Dream of Hell

    The morning the O’Brien’s get ready to leave for their road trip to the Grand Canyon, everything that can go wrong, does go wrong.

    16 min

  4. EPISODE 4

    Chapter 4 – St. Christopher vs. The Dead Cow

    Finally on the road, the O’Briens’ trip to pick up Aunt Margie in West Virginia begins with an argument. Things only go downhill from there.

    24 min

  5. EPISODE 5

    Chapter 5 – The Genetic Puddle from Whence I Crawled

    As the O’Briens pull into Aunt Margie’s driveway and Michael gets his first glimpse of her house, he thinks about his family history and where it all went wrong.

    18 min

  6. EPISODE 6

    Chapter 6 – Fried Squirrels and “Buttermilk”

    When the O’Briens stop in the hills of West Virginia to pick up Aunt Margie, Michael gets an up-close look at the crooked branch of his family tree...

    19 min

  7. EPISODE 9

    Chapter 9 – Big Dick’s Breakfast Revival

    The owners of the campground invite the O’Briens to breakfast, where things take many wrong turns...

    18 min

  8. EPISODE 10

    Chapter 10 – Lost Deep Down in the Belly of the Earth

    Lucky taunts Michael again, and the twins go missing inside Mammoth Cave. When all’s back to normal, the O’Brien’s belch and fight around the campfire.

    23 min
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4.9
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A humorous coming-of-age story about a family traveling cross country in a possessed station wagon.

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