Hops and Box Office Flops

Hops and Box Office Flops
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Hops and Box Office Flops

A film podcast dedicated to the underdogs — the disasters, the bombs, the much maligned! So sit back, grab a beer, and enjoy!

  1. 5 DAYS AGO

    The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare – Good Old Boys

    Loosely based on the daring exploits of a ragtag group of soldiers during World War II, The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare is a tale of heroism with a Guy Ritchie spin. The film chronicles Operation Postmaster—in which a battalion led by Gus March-Phillips (Henry Cavill) is sent on an off the books mission to disrupt, ideally destroy, the Nazis U-Boat resupply operation. March-Phillips, played with extraordinary flair by Cavill, is joined by an eclectic group of commandos. Though the subject matter is serious, their personalities allow for plenty of fun, and that levity drives The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare. As historically embellished as it may be, this is still a journey through the past well worth taking. Now, sit back, gear up for some sabotage with an Old Speckled Hen from Green King, and do not sing in Yiddish! The Thunderous Wizard (@WriterTLK), Chumpzilla, and Bling Blake are prying the nipple clamps off Capt. Cash to free him from Nazi prison! This Week’s Segments: Introduction/Plot Breakdown – Keep calm and Cavill on! (0:00) Lingering Questions – Which of these motley crew members is our respective spirit animal? (36:17) The "Operation Postmaster" Trivia Challenge – Bling Blake challenges the field to trivia about the movie. (50:42) Recommendations – We offer our picks for the week and next up: We continue our series of 2024 flops with the video game adaptation disaster Borderlands! (1:00:49) And, as always, hit us up on Threads, Twitter, Facebook, or Instagram to check out all the interesting factoids from this week’s episode! You can find this episode of Hops and Box Office Flops on all your favorite pod catchers!

    1h 13m

  2. NOV 1

    Sting – Arachnophobia on HGH

    Sting is a nasty little creature feature that came and went to little notice. Released on under 1,000 screens, this tale of a cosmic spider running amok is sure to make the hairs of any arachnophobe stand up. It's lean; it's mean; and it's got enough gross gore to unsettle even the least squeamish of us. It's like Alien—if the Xenomorph was an eight-legged freak who enjoyed dining on birds, babies, and pups. Now, sit back, drown the ick with a West Bestern IPA from Belching Beaver, and don't you dare whistle! The Thunderous Wizard (@WriterTLK), Chumpzilla, and Bling Blake are washing ourselves with mothball water to keep Sting away! This Week’s Segments: Introduction/Plot Breakdown – Your biggest fear just got bigger! (0:00) Lingering Questions – How quickly to we flee a building being menaced by a giant arachnid? (21:41) The "Bug Brothers" Trivia Challenge – The Thunderous Wizard challenges the field to trivia about the movie. (40:31) Recommendations – We offer our picks for the week and next up: We kick off our series of 2024 flops with The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare! (51:12) And, as always, hit us up on Threads, Twitter, Facebook, or Instagram to check out all the interesting factoids from this week’s episode! You can find this episode of Hops and Box Office Flops on all your favorite pod catchers!

    1h 2m

  3. OCT 25

    Oddity – Burning Wood Man

    Oddity, a small Irish film, is one of the better horror movies of 2024. It centers on Darcy, whose twin sister Dani was brutally murdered alone in the remote house she was renovating with her husband. Darcy, who is blind, is a medium. When she touches an object, she can peer into its experiences. She, still unsure of what truly happened to her sister, takes it upon herself to unravel the mystery of Dani’s murder. A slow burn, Oddity is full of creepy visuals and uses its setting to maximum effect. Horror fans should not sleep on this one. Now, sit back, peer into the memories of the deceased with a Hop Chowda Hazy IPA from Goldwater Brewing, and don't ring for the bellhop! The Thunderous Wizard (@WriterTLK) and Bling Blake are using Olin Boole's glass eye to track down the real killer! This Week’s Segments: Introduction/Plot Breakdown – Every murder lives on! (0:00) Lingering Questions – Best weapon to take down a wood golem? (22:38) Recommendations – We offer our picks for the week and next up: We continue our month-long series dedicated to torturing poor Bling Blake with gross little creature feature, Sting! (38:34) And, as always, hit us up on Threads, Twitter, Facebook, or Instagram to check out all the interesting factoids from this week’s episode! You can find this episode of Hops and Box Office Flops on all your favorite pod catchers!

    47 min

  4. OCT 18

    In a Violent Nature – Theft is Bad, Eh

    In a Violent Nature is an art house version of Friday the 13th. It's minimalist, lacking a score, and generally follows the killer Johnny around as he tromps through the woods. It's an interesting twist on the classic slasher formula, but its style certainly won't be for everyone. That said, In a Violent Nature deserves credit for daring to be distinct in a genre full of tropes and clones. That alone probably warranted a better at the box office. It grossed just $4.56 million on a budget of $3 million. Good enough to earn it a sequel, but nothing to write home about. Now, sit back, enjoy the serene sounds of nature with a Moose Drool from Big Sky Brewing, and don't touch Johnny's locket! The Thunderous Wizard (@WriterTLK), Bling Blake, and Chumpzilla are trying not to die during our downward facing dog! This Week’s Segments: Introduction/Plot Breakdown – Nature is unforgiving! (0:00) Lingering Questions – Did we enjoy the muted style of the movie? (23:58) The "White Pine Slaughter" Trivia Challenge – The Thunderous Wizard challenges the field to trivia about the movie. (50:13) Recommendations – We offer our picks for the week and next up: We continue our month-long series dedicated to torturing poor Bling Blake with another critical darling of the horror world, Oddity! (1:00:48) And, as always, hit us up on Threads, Twitter, Facebook, or Instagram to check out all the interesting factoids from this week’s episode! You can find this episode of Hops and Box Office Flops on all your favorite pod catchers!

    1h 9m

  5. OCT 11

    Terrifier 2 – Torturous Viewing

    Terrifier 2 ups the ante of the first film in nearly every way. It is brutal, shocking, and repugnant. Despite that, it is hard not to appreciate the practical effect work of Damien Leone—the film's writer, director, editor, and producer. This is a carnival of splatter. And Art the Clown, the principal antagonist of the Terrifier franchise, is quite creepy. Where the movie fails is in creating a narrative tension. It is disturbing to watch, and the kills only get more grotesque as the movie meanders across its lengthy 138-minute runtime. There is just a distinct lack of pathos to balance out the mayhem. Too often, Terrifier 2 just feels like an endurance exercise. How long can the viewer survive before they've seen enough mutilation? A person's mileage on that may vary. It just does not make for a compelling movie experience.  Now, sit back, keep your dinner down with a Smashed Pumpkin from Shipyard Brewing, and remember: there is now why! The Thunderous Wizard (@WriterTLK), Bling Blake, Mayor McCheese and Chumpzilla are waving our white flags because we've had all the viscera we can handle! This Week’s Segments: Introduction/Plot Breakdown – Who's laughing now? (0:00) Lingering Questions – Will we still Terrifier 3 in theaters or did this one sate our appetite for the deranged? (33:32) The "Art the Clown" Trivia Challenge – Chumpzilla challenges the field to trivia about the movie. (59:02) Recommendations – We offer our picks for the week and next up: We continue our month-long series dedicated to torturing poor Bling Blake with In a Violent Nature! (1:09:40) And, as always, hit us up on Threads, Twitter, Facebook, or Instagram to check out all the interesting factoids from this week’s episode! You can find this episode of Hops and Box Office Flops on all your favorite pod catchers!

    1h 19m

  6. OCT 4

    Rebel Moon Part Two: Curse of Forgiveness – For the Slain King of Beers

    Rebel Moon – Part Two Director's Cut: Curse of Forgiveness is the ultimate payoff to our team of rebels coming together. Essentially, it all culminates in one massive battle scene, where each of our heroes gets their due. It is a visual feast of explosions, violence, and destruction. And, quite frankly, it is awesome. In the PG-13 cut, The Scargiver, the majority of the battle scenes were in tact; but what makes the Director's Cut so superior is all the small moments of connective tissue it adds. Our investment in the team, as well as the townspeople of Veldt is much greater with the added context. If you choose to watch one version, then Curse of Forgiveness is the way to go. Now, sit back, annihilate your tastebuds with a Suckerpunch Dill Pickle Sour from Destihl, find her, and fight! The Thunderous Wizard (@WriterTLK), Bling Blake, and Chumpzilla are laying the smack down to the Motherworld's forces with an antler in each hand! This Week’s Segments: Introduction/Plot Breakdown – There are no heroes, only rebels! (0:00) Lingering Questions – Having seen both Director's Cuts, which one did we enjoy more? (26:32) The "For the Slain King" Trivia Challenge – The Thunderous Wizard challenges the field to trivia about the movie. (55:13) Recommendations – We offer our picks for the week and next up: We kick off a month-long series dedicated to torturing poor Bling Blake with Terrifier 2! (1:11:31) And, as always, hit us up on Threads, Twitter, Facebook, or Instagram to check out all the interesting factoids from this week’s episode! You can find this episode of Hops and Box Office Flops on all your favorite pod catchers!

    1h 24m

  7. SEP 27

    Rebel Moon Part One: Chalice of Blood – Pod for the Harvest

    Rebel Moon – Part One Director's Cut: Chalice of Blood is the far superior version of the saga’s first installment. Sadly, very few people tuned into the director’s preferred vision of the film when it dropped on Netflix eight months after the PG-13 cut. Chalice of Blood fixes many of the issues from the trimmed down one, providing much needed connective tissue and time for the viewer to breathe. It also enriches the depth of each out heroes—character beats and moments sorely lacking in A Child of Fire. Hyper violent, full of eccentric alien creations, and starring a host of excellent actors, Chalice of Blood deserved a better fate than to be lost in the massive catalogue of its streaming service. Even if you disliked the PG-13 cut, the fully realized R version truly warrants a watch. Now, sit back, prepare for battle with a Vortices Double Hazy IPA from Dark Sky Brewing, and never trust a smuggler! The Thunderous Wizard (@WriterTLK), Bling Blake, and Chumpzilla are assembling a team of the most badass folks in the galaxy for a showdown with the Motherworld! This Week’s Segments: Introduction/Plot Breakdown – There are no heroes, only rebels! (0:00) Lingering Questions – In Zack Snyder's space opera, what were our favorite scenes/creations? (28:37) The "King's Gaze" Trivia Challenge – The Thunderous Wizard challenges the field to trivia about the movie. (1:09:39) Recommendations – We offer our picks for the week and next up: We do the second of two special episodes covering Zack Snyder's space opera, Rebel Moon – Part Two Director's Cut: The Curse of Forgiveness! (1:21:21) And, as always, hit us up on Threads, Twitter, Facebook, or Instagram to check out all the interesting factoids from this week’s episode! You can find this episode of Hops and Box Office Flops on all your favorite pod catchers!

    1h 34m

  8. SEP 20

    Leonard Part 6 – Melted Nonsense

    Before Bill Cosby was a serial sex offender (well, concurrently really), he was just an unfunny comedian. And Leonard Part Six is his magnum opus of unfunny. Leonard Parker is a secret agent, like a moronic James Bond of sorts. This is technically his sixth adventure. The other five are classified! That latter bit you should be happy about. Why? Because number six is as dumb as humanly possible. It centers on Leonard's battle with the evil Medusa Johnson. Johnson uses animals to enact her nefarious plots, as well as a team of half-naked vegans. Yes, all of this comes into play in a myriad of idiotic scenarios.  It's all dumb. None of it is charming, witty, or remotely hilarious. And, by the end, you will try to drown yourself in a vat of Jell-O pudding to escape the madness. Now, sit back, cure your rabbit bites with a Bell’s Hazy Hearted, and prepare to ride an ostrich! The Thunderous Wizard (@WriterTLK), Bling Blake, and Chumpzilla are smiting murderous veggie-loving terrorists with thawed magic meat! This Week’s Segments: Introduction/Plot Breakdown – America's best-dressed super spy! (0:00) Lingering Questions – In a film starving for comedic moments, were any of the gags funny? (29:50) The "Ipso Facto" Trivia Challenge – Chumpzilla challenges the field to trivia about the movie. (46:54) Recommendations – We offer our picks for the week and next up: We do the first of two special episodes covering Zack Snyder's space opera, Rebel Moon – Part One Director's Cut: Chalice of Blood! (57:51) And, as always, hit us up on Threads, Twitter, Facebook, or Instagram to check out all the interesting factoids from this week’s episode! You can find this episode of Hops and Box Office Flops on all your favorite pod catchers!

    1h 11m
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A film podcast dedicated to the underdogs — the disasters, the bombs, the much maligned! So sit back, grab a beer, and enjoy!

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    Hops and Box Office Flops
  • Years Active
    2019 - 2024
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