50 episodes

Stephen and Smash bring to you the latest and greatest in odd and weird news from all over the planet every week. They leap from topic to topic with the greatest of ease, bringing the funny with them all the way. If you're a fan of true stuff that you wish wasn't, then this is the show for you!

Horseshoes & Hand Grenades Steve and Ashley

    • Comedy
    • 4.8 • 20 Ratings

Stephen and Smash bring to you the latest and greatest in odd and weird news from all over the planet every week. They leap from topic to topic with the greatest of ease, bringing the funny with them all the way. If you're a fan of true stuff that you wish wasn't, then this is the show for you!

    Episode 557 – Normalize Female Farts

    Episode 557 – Normalize Female Farts

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    Factoid of the Week:







    A single adult oyster can filter up to 50 gallons of water a day. That’s about as much water as you use in a 10-minute shower.







    Swedish prisoners take guards hostage, demand pizza as ransomOlympics: ‘Plague of oysters’ threatens key venue‘Intoxicated’ Woman Goes on Masturbation Spree in Front of Cops; Says She is ‘Pleasing Boys’Drug-dealers are targeting middle-class users with ‘ethically sourced’ cocaine to ‘suit their vegan, organic’ lifestyle







    Words of Wisdom:“Get action. Seize the moment. Man was never intended to become an oyster.”-Theodore Roosevelt

    • 1 hr 7 min
    Episode 556 – Nanny Fugface

    Episode 556 – Nanny Fugface

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    Factoid of the Week:







    There are planets where the atmosphere actually rains diamonds. On gas giants Saturn and Jupiter, lightning storms transform abundant methane into soot, also known as carbon. As the soot falls, it further transforms, first into graphite, then into bona fide diamonds about a centimeter in diameter.







    Woman arrested for shooting water pistol at Olympic torchWoman finds 18 snakes under her bed after she saw ‘a tiny piece of fuzz’ moveIn Latest ‘Wellness’ Trend, People are Sunning Their Buttholes to Recharge Their BodiesMac and cheese-flavored ice cream hits freezers this week







    Words of Wisdom:When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. -Peter Marshall

    • 1 hr 4 min
    Episode 555 – Daddy’s A Boss

    Episode 555 – Daddy’s A Boss

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    Factoid of the Week:







    Seedless watermelons aren’t genetically modified. They’re actually a hybrid watermelon created by crossing a watermelon with 22 chromosomes with a watermelon with 44 chromosomes. The result is a sterile watermelon. These watermelons produce immature white seeds that are perfectly safe to eat. Seedless watermelons were first created over 50 years ago.







    China’s Tencent turns to facial recognition to snag late-night child gamersHeinz starts petition to make hot dogs and buns come in equal packsA herd of drunk Indian buffaloes exposed a hidden stash of contraband liquor and got a group of farmers arrestedFish get addicted to meth in polluted rivers, go through withdrawal







    Words of Wisdom:“A tree is known by its fruit; a man by his deeds. A good deed is never lost; he who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love.” -Saint Basil

    • 1 hr 9 min
    Episode 554 – Caddywampus Parking

    Episode 554 – Caddywampus Parking

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    Factoid of the Week:







    The Zebra Cobra is a venomous snake hailing from central Namibia northwards into Angola and is one of three spitting snakes in Namibia. It averages 1.2 m and may exceed 1.5 m in length.  It is largely nocturnal and is often found on tarred roads, especially after rain. This is a shy snake that will choose to escape, but will spread a hood and bite readily if cornered. Like the Black Spitting Cobra, it is quick to spit and does so effectively.  The venom of the Zebra snake is potently cytotoxic, causing pain, swelling, blistering and in many instances tissue damage.







    CCTV Company is Paying Remote Workers in India to Yell at Armed RobbersMan jailed twice in minutes after offering counterfeit cash for bailTempleton man agrees to stop mowing his lawn nakedNew DentalSlim device helps patients lose weight by locking teeth shut







    Words of Wisdom:“Kill the snake of doubt in your soul, crush the worms of fear in your heart and mountains will move out of your way.” -Kate Seredy

    • 1 hr
    Bleeding For Sympathy

    Bleeding For Sympathy

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    Factoid of the Week:







    Kleenex tissues were originally intended for gas masks. When there was a cotton shortage during World War I, Kimberly-Clark developed a thin, flat cotton substitute that the army tried to use as a filter in gas masks. The war ended before scientists perfected the material for gas masks, so the company redeveloped it to be smoother and softer, then marketed Kleenex as facial tissue instead.







    Canon put AI cameras in its Chinese offices that only let smiling workers insideHumpback whale gulps and spits out Cape Cod lobstermanNBC’s ‘Ultimate Slip ‘N Slide’ halts production following ‘explosive diarrhea’ outbreak on setBatman, Catwoman Oral Sex Scene Blocked From Series: “Heroes Don’t Do That”







    Words of Wisdom:“Yesterday is not ours to recover, but tomorrow is ours to win or lose.”-Lyndon B. Johnson

    • 1 hr 19 min
    Episode 552 – Business Day Shower

    Episode 552 – Business Day Shower

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    Factoid of the Week: Slugs also have thousands and thousands of teeth. These tiny chompers are part of a rasping structure called a radula that’s unique to mollusks. And in case that doesn’t seem weird enough, slugs essentially breathe through a blowhole that opens up on one side of their bodies. This round pore is called a pneumostome.







    This company sells jeans designed to make it look like you wet yourselfTexas mother charged after she snuck into school pretending to be daughterNew Orleans strip club offering contract bonuses due to exotic dancer shortage‘Third eye’ invented to stop ‘smartphone zombies’ from bumping into things







    Words of Wisdom:Parents are the bones on which children cut their teeth. – Peter Ustinov

    • 1 hr 21 min

Customer Reviews

4.8 out of 5
20 Ratings

20 Ratings

OddlyNormalOne ,

Do you like funny? Because they bring the funny!

Do you enjoy sitting down at a table, and just talking about whatever with your friends? Sometimes you’re talking about some cool movie. Sometimes you talk about this random story about an animal you didn’t know existed, that got stuck in something you didn’t think was possible. Sometimes you just want to rant about the failure of humanity. That’s what this show is. That, and just listening to Smash string together an amazing amount of swear words as she gets into her rant. Subscribe and enjoy!

Sbmbass ,

Loads of laughs

This is a podcast I turn to when I just need a laugh and to feel good about things. Stephen’s positivity and Smashie’s rants and over the top laugh are infectious and always manage to put a smile on my face.

Zaepho ,

WARNING: Do not listen if you don't like fun!

Notice: This show has been shown to induce laughing hysterically, uncontrollable giggles, all the feels, and at least one spit-take.

Stephen and Ash let all of us listen in as they chat and riff off eachother. Oh yeah and a side helping of Crazy news to stir the pot.

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