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"What could possibly go wrong?" Host Bradford Rogers learns some things NOT to do—and the occasional life lesson—while sailing the Gulf Coast of Florida and meeting salty characters. "Screwing up is part of cruising. Let me show you how!"

How Not To Sail Worldsongs Media

    • Society & Culture
    • 4.9 • 107 Ratings

"What could possibly go wrong?" Host Bradford Rogers learns some things NOT to do—and the occasional life lesson—while sailing the Gulf Coast of Florida and meeting salty characters. "Screwing up is part of cruising. Let me show you how!"

    Episode 25: How Not To Paint Your Cabin Top

    Episode 25: How Not To Paint Your Cabin Top

    A week in the blazing sun. A thousand dollars worth of materials, some of which may or may not be the right stuff for the job. What could possibly go wrong? 
    Edited by: Bradford Rogers
    Voiceover: Bradford Rogers
    Mixed by: Maxi Frini
    This episode contains music and SFX from the below. (All other music, SFX, location sound, etc., by Bradford Rogers for Worldsongs Media. ©2019, 2020 and/or 2021 Worldsongs, Inc.)
    Music MusicVine:
    Hokey Pokey – Alan Green
    Dominoes – Jim Perkins
    Mojacari – Daniel Diaz
    Simplfy The Chaos – Leon Rifkin
    Opening Night – V. Dragunov
    Rising Sun – Aaron Paul Low
    Unfamiliar Faces – All Good Folks
    FreeMusicArchive.org:
    Howie Mitchell – Deep Blue Sea (License: CC BY NC SA)
    From the Library of Congress American Folklife Center, call number afc2008005_sr491. Released by permission of the artists.
    SFX FreeSound.org:
    sh_shop_door_bell_openclose (CCBY)
    Sanding of soft wood [coarse sandpaper] (CCBY, CCNC)
    Sanding A Piece Of Wood (CC0)
    Phone Dialing (CC0)
    Cordless Drill Drilling Wood (CC0)
    Angry Phone Call (CCBY)
     

    • 20 min
    Episode 24: Listener Questions

    Episode 24: Listener Questions

    I answer your questions!

    • 13 min
    Reaching Reality with Barry Walton

    Reaching Reality with Barry Walton

    Check out my convo with HowNotToSailer Barry Walton, director and one of the stars of the sailing documentary Reaching Reality.

    • 18 min
    O Brother, Here Art Thou

    O Brother, Here Art Thou

    In this episode, I get to take my recently-discovered brother sailing, and uncover some more How Not To Sail tips…

    • 21 min
    Pluses and Minuses

    Pluses and Minuses

    This first episode of Season Two is about a rather dirty topic.

    • 11 min
    Unheard Gems from Season One

    Unheard Gems from Season One

    Here are some of the stories and How Not To Sail moments from Bob Bitchin, Fuel Dock Debbie, and Eric Stone you *didn't* hear in Season One...!

    • 20 min

Customer Reviews

4.9 out of 5
107 Ratings

107 Ratings

Curtwpk ,

My favorite

I listen to most of the sailing podcasts. I enjoy them all. But this is special. So smooth. Funny. Endearing. Thank you Bradford.

spontenaity ,

What could go wrong?

Great sailing stories... with a good dose of humor. I look forward to what happens next on your cruise.

Harryeod ,

Love it!

I love the humor and I love to listen to you enjoy the trails and tribulations, that makes sailing, a labor of love.

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