15 episodes

Edwin Windsor, Evil Efficiency Consultant, returns with his manic lawyer Topper and his faithful secretary in this novella-length prequel to How to Succeed in Evil. Edwin is approached by a vampire, who offers him the prospect of eternal life if Edwin will help him with the troubles the modern world has presented his kind. It's Edwin versus Nosferatu in this insightful satire of the highly exploited vampire genre.

How To Succeed in Evil - Consultation with Vampire Patrick E. McLean on Podiobooks.com

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    • 4.8 • 26 Ratings

Edwin Windsor, Evil Efficiency Consultant, returns with his manic lawyer Topper and his faithful secretary in this novella-length prequel to How to Succeed in Evil. Edwin is approached by a vampire, who offers him the prospect of eternal life if Edwin will help him with the troubles the modern world has presented his kind. It's Edwin versus Nosferatu in this insightful satire of the highly exploited vampire genre.

    HtSiE: Consultation With a Vampire Chapter 15

    HtSiE: Consultation With a Vampire Chapter 15

    Edwin triumphs in the end. Topper recovers from a broken heart. 

    • 13 min
    HtSiE: Consultation With a Vampire Chapter 14

    HtSiE: Consultation With a Vampire Chapter 14

    DeChevue springs his trap!

    • 13 min
    HtSiE: Consultation With a Vampire Chapter 13

    HtSiE: Consultation With a Vampire Chapter 13

    Madeleine offers Edwin love and the gift of life eternal. 

    • 15 min
    HtSiE: Consultation With a Vampire Chapter 12

    HtSiE: Consultation With a Vampire Chapter 12

    Topper searches for love in the middle of the night even though it could mean his death. 

    • 11 min
    HtSiE: Consultation With a Vampire Chapter 11

    HtSiE: Consultation With a Vampire Chapter 11

    Madeliene falls for Edwin. Edwin is threatened by Agnes' mortality. 

    • 15 min
    HtSiE: Consultation With a Vampire Chapter 10

    HtSiE: Consultation With a Vampire Chapter 10

    Topper confesses his love and is rejected. 

    • 5 min

Customer Reviews

4.8 out of 5
26 Ratings

26 Ratings

geepow79 ,

Very good

Very entertaining story. If you’re unfamiliar with McLean, I suggest you start with how to succeed in evil the podcast but you don’t have to in order to enjoy this. Either way, McLean’s sarcastic, witty style is in full display here and I can’t get enough.

Voodoomommau ,

Love this one!

What a great story. I was intrigued from the beginning! Highly recommend to all you Vamp lovers out there! V’’’V 🧛‍♂️

Recycler4570 ,

Truly Original

Patrick E. McLean has taken very standard story ideas and transformed them into something I find absolutely amazing!

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