Human Guides

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Human Guides

Wondering what to do with your arms? Us too. Learn what to do with all your extremities. Figure out the hidden meanings of haircuts. Understand the truth about pants. Take a deep dive into the esoteric science of being human, with us as your guide. Be guided in your human ways with Human Guides.

  1. Time Spent Poorly Network Promo!

    04/10/2020

    Time Spent Poorly Network Promo!

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    2 min
  2. Human Guides 13: Work (The Search)

    10/14/2019

    Human Guides 13: Work (The Search)

    Hurry up and clock in! Human Guides begins its discussion on work, labor, and the true meaning of misery. Karens everywhere beware. As always your totally human host, Peter can be reached at totallyhumanwepromise@gmail.com.

    11 min
  3. Human Guides 12: Dog Chocolate

    10/01/2019

    Human Guides 12: Dog Chocolate

    Human Guides returns with the finest parable about one of the greatest bands to ever play a local county fair by accident. Get your corn dogs ready. As always your totally human host, Peter can be reached at totallyhumanwepromise@gmail.com.

    15 min
  4. Human Guides 11: The Bureau

    04/04/2019

    Human Guides 11: The Bureau

    For this installment of Human Guides, Peter shares a parable lent to him from his local librarian. Be Nice. As always your totally human host, Peter can be reached at totallyhumanwepromise@gmail.com.

    12 min
  5. Human Guides 10: Goodbye

    03/06/2019

    Human Guides 10: Goodbye

    Peter covers the many options available for bidding farewell to others, including the use of bathrooms. As always your totally human host, Peter can be reached at totallyhumanwepromise@gmail.com.

    9 min
  6. Human Guides 9: Compliments

    02/27/2019

    Human Guides 9: Compliments

    Peter covers the varied rules and regulations around delivering compliments. As always your totally human host, Peter can be reached at totallyhumanwepromise@gmail.com. Hey, nice pencil.

    8 min
  7. Human Guides 8: Greetings

    02/14/2019

    Human Guides 8: Greetings

    Peter figures out the they he may happen to be. Today, a top level framework for a what is expected of a human salutatory living in North America. As always your totally human host, Peter can be reached at totallyhumanwepromise@gmail.com. Two for flinching.

    10 min
  8. Human Guides 7: Sandwiches

    01/30/2019

    Human Guides 7: Sandwiches

    Peter Brill responds to his biggest fan Mike's several emails regarding what makes a sandwich a sandwich. As always your totally human host, who is not just two slices of human with a core made of blood and viscera, Peter can be reached at totallyhumanwepromise@gmail.com. Until we meet once again, don't forget to enjoy your sandwich contents. This concludes side one.

    11 min
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Wondering what to do with your arms? Us too. Learn what to do with all your extremities. Figure out the hidden meanings of haircuts. Understand the truth about pants. Take a deep dive into the esoteric science of being human, with us as your guide. Be guided in your human ways with Human Guides.

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  • Creator
    Time Spent Poorly
  • Years Active
    2018 - 2020
  • Episodes
    15
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2008-2019 Time Spent Poorly Network
  • Show Website
    Human Guides

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