Comedian and Vet Technician, Velina Taskov and Vet Assistant Brittany Hartfelder host the I Killed Your Dog Podcast, where the only thing they kill is your perceptions of the veterinary industry.
Listen to these two facetiously giggle at macabre stories and candidly discuss the foibles and rewarding work of Veterinary Medicine.
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I Killed Your Dog With Katreen
Katreen is a Registered Veterinary Technician originally from BC but studied in Olds, Ablerta. She is our special guest today as we moan with mimoasa's and swiftly change to rose while we rage.
Listen to the girls dissect wrinkles, horse hearts and manage time bewteen ICU and SX. Work-life balance is important to us all; how do we cope?
Vent-a-lot-Velina delves into ringbarking and smelly death; while Buttons Brittany gives us insight into stink bug attacks.
The girls discuss therapy and what is required to make it through this industry.
Stay tuned for more gross episodes.
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I Killed Your Dog with Abbie
The girls are stoked to try out their new equipment and sound effects, especially 'Buttons Brittany'.
In this episode, our hosts are joined by a chiller Vet Tech, Abbie as the boxed wine (goon bag) flows so does their conversation about practicum students, overtime, and burnout.
Abbie opens up about her horrible euth experiences, turtles, and crazy taxidermy stories.
'Vent-a-lot-Velina' loses it about clients abusing drugs of addiction and 'Buttons Brittany' joins in with the frustrations of clients who date human nurses and think they know everything.
Finally, the girls announce their hopes and dreams to take the pod on the road next summer.
Disclaimer: sorry if you don't like listening to people chewing popcorn!
Recorded: 2nd Dec, 2021
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I Killed Your Dog On Our Anniversary
Happy 1 Year Anniversary! We made it team! HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
In this episode, we find Brittany and Velina reunited as they 'whine while we wine'. They both get way too drunk and waffle on about Talk-a-lot-Taskov's return to North America as a refugee, shenanigans in Seattle, and Halloween costumes.
Cockroach Brittany has decided that curbside can f**k right off as the girls discuss the changes and challenges with the ongoing pandemic. They recap their week, covering topics such as cat leg amputations, emergencies that aren't emergencies, and the classic pounds vs kilos conversation.
Despite Taskov slurring her words for a good portion of this episode, our two facetious girls get serious and discuss suicide and the mental health of the vet industry.
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The episode ends with the girls reading out wicked stories from our listeners.
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I Killed Your Dog with Jock
Recorded in April 2021, in this episode Velina and Brittany 'whine while we wine' with super surgeon Dr. Jock!
Sadly our hosts have some sound quality issues (AGAIN) and it's not just coz Velina is a few stubbies short of a six-pack and sings Brittany a song. (best to listen with earphones)
The girls cackle along as Jock opens up about the time she discovered she doesn't know shit about "non-Mexican walking fish" (The Axolotl)
Brittany thinks she is famous and quickly discovers despite her newfound fame she is still non-essential.
Vent-a-lot-Velina strikes again as she laments over clients emotionally blackmailing her and her relationship with the Popo.
Jock shares her wisdom with us about numerous topics; ectopic ureters, handling dangerous clients, using Vietnamese in consults and making mistakes.
The girls giggle way too much in this episode so join in the fun and email us firstname.lastname@example.org or follow us on insta @ikilledyourdogpodcast
Music Credit: Bliss n Eso - Family Affair (2010)
I Killed Your Dog with Lan-Chop
It's been a while since our latest episode but after some sound quality setbacks we have returned to our favourite state... tired after a shift and drinking our despondency away.
Brittany sounds far away in this episode, because she is! Our guest this week is Dr Lan and she openly admits to being a clinic slut. (Working at different clinics, get your mind out of the wet sink!)
The girls touch base on many topics such as Lan's adventure as a vet in the UK, covering the most important UK topic of all, tea and biscuits.
We also discuss UK labs vs American labs, foxes, the mark of the beast and Lan's accidental racist clients.
Lan continues to delight us with stories of Australian vetting; Goannas and Snake bite cases followed by messy euth stories.
Velina vents about her triage woes as Lan learns a "new" way of healing conjunctivitis in dogs.
As always the girls have a new beverage to soothe their stories, this week we have "cow piss" AKA a Soju cocktail.
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I Killed Your Dog in quarantine
After experiencing technical difficulties, Velina and Brittany are back!
The girls are talkin' shit again, and by shit, we mean canine fecal excrement.
While Velina is "enjoying" her leisure time in quarantine, Brittany shares with us her fears of being kidnapped by a client and that her dreams of becoming a professional dog groomer are dashed!
Brittany and Velina are ADR in this episode as Velina discusses her setbacks with her quarantino vino meanwhile Brittany loves her job so much she traps clients into conversations.
Taking a left turn off vet topics, Velina despondently binges Yellowstone and gets a bit worked up in her investment into the show before the girls discover a new segment: Vent-a-lot-Velina.
When is it a good time to ask your vet friends for advice?
I’m a vet tech from the US and it’s so nice to hear how we all face the same things! You are so right that we have to laugh or else we’d be in horrible mental health states!
I was literally crying on my way home this was so funny. As someone from the US hearing about kangaroos wasn’t what I was expecting, but so freaking funny.