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THE BOYS ARE BACK!! FROM THE ALL DEF PODCAST: "THE INTERNET IS UNDEFEATED" COMES A NEW SPINOFF SHOW CALLED "DAM INTERNET, YOU SCARY!!"Hosts Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud break down the hilarious yet horrifying things we see on the internet every day!! Then close the curtains and get into some creepy conspiracies!!

Dam Internet, You Scary‪!‬ Patrick Cloud, Tahir Moore

    • Comedy
    • 4.9 • 1K Ratings

THE BOYS ARE BACK!! FROM THE ALL DEF PODCAST: "THE INTERNET IS UNDEFEATED" COMES A NEW SPINOFF SHOW CALLED "DAM INTERNET, YOU SCARY!!"Hosts Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud break down the hilarious yet horrifying things we see on the internet every day!! Then close the curtains and get into some creepy conspiracies!!

    Raccoons, Scammers and Mail Order Brides on DIYS w/AfroNoodles

    Raccoons, Scammers and Mail Order Brides on DIYS w/AfroNoodles

    Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!

    This episode is sponsored by Better Help.

    Guests:
    Willie Macc
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    Danny Plom
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    Join Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore in this hilarious and eye-opening episode of **Dam Internet, You Scary!** as they welcome special guests Willie Macc and Danny Plom from the Afronoodles Podcast. This week's episode dives deep into some wild stories and heartfelt moments you won't want to miss!

    **Episode Highlights:**
    - Willie Macc opens up about becoming a father at an early age after an unexpected twist in his relationship.
    - The journey of Willie and Danny's friendship and their crazy adventures on the road as comedians.
    - A bizarre encounter with raccoons both at a show and in their hotel room.
    - Danny Plom shares his emotional story of being abandoned by both parents and being raised by his grandmother.
    - A jaw-dropping tale of Danny's dad reappearing after decades with a scam involving Cambodian mail-order brides.
    - The chilling story of an ice cream woman who was arrested for targeting children.

    Get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, laughs, and unbelievable stories in this episode of **Dam Internet, You Scary!** 🎧

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    • 45 min
    Boeing Whistleblower Dies, AGAIN

    Boeing Whistleblower Dies, AGAIN

    Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!

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    • 54 min
    KDOT/DRAKE, JIM JONES FIGHT AND AB ETCHING ON DIYS W/WES "WUZ GOOD" ARMSTRONG

    KDOT/DRAKE, JIM JONES FIGHT AND AB ETCHING ON DIYS W/WES "WUZ GOOD" ARMSTRONG

    Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!

    This episode is sponsored by Better Help.

    Guest: Wes Armstrong
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    • 52 min
    Conjoined Twin Dilemma and Mummified Monkeys on DIYS w/Guy Torry

    Conjoined Twin Dilemma and Mummified Monkeys on DIYS w/Guy Torry

    Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!

    Guest: Guy Torry
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    • 54 min
    Genetic Experiments and Missing Balenciaga Model on DIYS w/Kevin "Damn Fool" Simpson

    Genetic Experiments and Missing Balenciaga Model on DIYS w/Kevin "Damn Fool" Simpson

    Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!

    Guest:
    Kevin "Damn Fool" Simpson
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    Welcome back to another hair-raising episode of "Dam Internet, You Scary!" where hosts Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud delve into the weirdest and wildest stories the internet has to offer. Buckle up as this week's special guest, the one and only Kevin Simpson, joins the duo to dissect some mind-boggling headlines that'll leave you scratching your head and questioning reality.

    First up on the docket is the bizarre disappearance of a Balenciaga model, sending shockwaves through the fashion world. Tahir, Patrick, and Kevin dissect the mysterious circumstances surrounding this puzzling case, from conspiracy theories to possible explanations, nothing is off-limits in this discussion.

    But the strangeness doesn't stop there. Our intrepid trio then delves into the realm of science gone awry with the revelation that scientists have created chimeras from monkeys. With ethical questions swirling and images of sci-fi nightmares dancing in their heads, Tahir, Patrick, and Kevin unpack the implications of this groundbreaking yet ethically murky scientific advancement.

    And if you thought things couldn't get any weirder, think again. The conversation takes a wild turn when the trio discusses the case of two cats in California that were mistaken for mountain lions. From mistaken identities to close encounters of the feline kind, Tahir, Patrick, and Kevin explore the hilarious and slightly terrifying mix-up that had the internet in stitches.

    Throughout the episode, the chemistry between Tahir, Patrick, and Kevin is electric, with each bringing their own unique perspective and comedic flair to the table. From Tahir's razor-sharp wit to Patrick's infectious energy to Kevin's laid-back charm, the banter is non-stop and guaranteed to keep you entertained from start to finish.

    So, grab your headphones and prepare to dive headfirst into the weird and wonderful world of "Dam Internet, You Scary!" This is one episode you won't want to miss!

    • 53 min
    Ayahuasca Experiences, Psychic Insights, and Balinese Traditions on DIYS w/Nina Galy

    Ayahuasca Experiences, Psychic Insights, and Balinese Traditions on DIYS w/Nina Galy

    Embracing a Multifaceted Lifestyle: From Bali Real Estate to Psychedelic Journeys

    The pursuit of a balanced and enriched lifestyle often leads individuals down multifarious paths. On Dam Internet, You Scary's latest segment, a tapestry of topics was discussed that spanned personal growth, health, cultural explorations, and the adventurous realm of psychedelic experiences.

    The Allure of Bali Life and Russian Cultural Musings
    Bali, with its pristine beaches and vibrant culture, isn't just a tropical paradise; it has become a residential haven for many, including Russians seeking solace from conflict. The conversation divulged a peek into Nina's intriguing relationship dynamics as a solo polyamorous individual, navigating connections amidst the surge of newcomers in Bali. Nina's laid-back discussions about dating life, including Russians with starkly differing personalities, not only painted a picture of the dating scene but also highlighted the stark cultural

    • 1 hr 14 min

Customer Reviews

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sharae.c ,

Less talk of d*cks PLEASE

Long time listener since even Doboy was on, as of lately it’s seems there hasn’t been an episode where you guys don’t talk about d*cks or sex in some way. Not every conversation has to go that direction. It’s getting uncomfortable to where I just shut the podcast off.

nunu11nunu11 ,

No interviews

We don’t want interviews from random ppl, we want internet stories. Other than that I enjoy!

Browne592 ,

Fire! 🔥🔥🔥

I only listen to two podcasts on here. One is DIYS and the other is SquADD cast! You guys are really entertaining!

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