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Entertainment for the deranged. Three grizzled friends (who can't stay on topic) discussing music, politics, pop culture and who knows what else. Why are you listening to them? You should really rethink that. Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/qsb/support

Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker

    • Comedy
    • 5.0 • 62 Ratings

Entertainment for the deranged. Three grizzled friends (who can't stay on topic) discussing music, politics, pop culture and who knows what else. Why are you listening to them? You should really rethink that. Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/qsb/support

    Season 3: Client 13 - Batman Wears A Diaper with the original lineup of Matt and Greg!

    Season 3: Client 13 - Batman Wears A Diaper with the original lineup of Matt and Greg!

    The Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker are missing one of the partners and do not have a guest attorney to help with a client that stumbled through their doors, Batman Wears A Diaper. Matt and Greg are all on there own so, obviously, the client is in big trouble especially when they wind up talking about beloved cohost, anal bleaching, the Clean Sphincter Society, fight crime and pee, super speed poop, is that a football, a giant lima bean, head on down to Panama, cosmic rays, radioactive spider, nasty green and messy, a super proctologist, his name was Cypher, Legion Of Super Greg Friends, cross quibble, the Brady Bunch, Robert Reed, Florence Henderson, Peter Gabriel, Buddy Raspberry, Buddy Sphincter Hole, Ellis Island, one thousand dead orphans, hooked on phonics, Bjork, Waspy Sodapop, pumpernickel, Great Norse Elephant Plague, sad psychopath, Fatty Melt, puttanesca, pasta of the whore, force field vagina, carrots, skeeved out, ancient Gaul, the clockmakers, William Tell, the Mafia, we got the nukes we got them money, Winifred, put breasts on a ghost, the Icelandic kids, dog's breakfast, here's your catheter, Titans and mountains of poop.

    For other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. They are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter - @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - https://www.uhive.com/web/shares/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3; Tumblr - quibblesquabblebicker; Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/QuibbleSquabble or watch them on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker


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    • 1 hr 10 min
    Season 3: Client 12 - Tradition Is Poison with those bastards Brendan, Greg and Matt

    Season 3: Client 12 - Tradition Is Poison with those bastards Brendan, Greg and Matt

    Our first guest-free show of the season has our nubile faux lawyers tackling a client that has disturbed many a family gathering: Tradition Is Poison. The client is nimble and care-free which causes the conversation to swerve into statutory ape, Cancel Me Cancel You, little squirrels, gripping, sub units of people, a meaningless void, slaves were toasters, the cotton gin, a minister in Arkansas, Jesus wasn't a baby, turducken, Germanic barbarians, ya'll log, clean out the flue, disembowel their enemies, the wood spirits, meat product on a tree, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, like any good stalker would, four pigs, labradoodles, brisket, John Travolta, the B-52s, bleek bleek, robot rabbis, Sheol, you can't eat ostriches, All Rock Badgers Go To Heaven, the magical trenchcoat, steak tartare, gnaw on its leg, a shucker sucker, powdered whiskey, alcohol wine and 18% beer.



    For other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. They are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter - @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - https://www.uhive.com/web/shares/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3; Tumblr - quibblesquabblebicker; Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/QuibbleSquabble or watch them on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker


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    • 38 min
    S3: Client 11 - Thought Crimes & Misdemeanors w/self-help podcaster Wize Otero

    S3: Client 11 - Thought Crimes & Misdemeanors w/self-help podcaster Wize Otero

    All the way from the Poconos, self-help podcaster Wize Otero arrives and works as a fake attorney to help with the client, Thought Crimes and Misdemeanors. While cross-examining the client, things veered to Stuck In My Mind, You're Going To Get Some Ultra, Libido Max, nipple clamps, a slobby dork, Real Wize Productions, an unconscious rapper, targeting lacrosse, curling expert, Brendan's herbal supplement, pai gow tiles, Nurse Wize, self-hatred, you love yourself, Harlem Heat, then they'll ghost you, the Scene Snobs, Thievery Corporation, Resident Evil: Echo the Dolphin edition, the graveyard shift, real degenerates, Vomit Girl, people jump around, cancel culture, Marquis de Sade, bastion of free speech, Louis C.K., sort of consented to it, Twitter is people, sissyfied, Fighting Flossers, leveling the playing field, bully the bulliers, kids were gay, you are a lesbian coffeehouse, Stockholm Syndrome and El Jefe.

    For other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. They are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter - @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - https://www.uhive.com/web/shares/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3; Tumblr - quibblesquabblebicker; Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/QuibbleSquabble or watch them on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker


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    • 1 hr 5 min
    S3: Client 10 - Hinges, Bottles & Other Miracles w/the incredible John Velasco

    S3: Client 10 - Hinges, Bottles & Other Miracles w/the incredible John Velasco

    One of the most influential music publishers in rock music history, John Velasco, slums today by joining the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker to partially take on the client, Hinges, Bottles & Other Miracles. Prior to that, however, they discussed Brendory, Covid Cola, sickness is a theory, Black Sabbath, Polly Styrene, weekly rep, Drury Lane, Peter Sellers, the cake was in the rain, Jag X J-6, Abba, Rick Beato, retire and die, Rick's Plaice, a pig farmer, the Midlands, Ozzy was a redneck, pants in the freezer, Gentle Giant, very bad English, Reggie and the Archies, Operation Warrior Shield, John Velasco's nipples, the Fifth Dimension, like Hitchcock, making him an adverb, Kung Fu Englishman, Tina Turner was stunning, Rick Wakeman, the Mellotron, a magic machine, really nice little guy, Orange, signing Queen, an unknown legend, uh guh, the Great Aglet Conspiracy, turning humans into cyborgs, the power of maps, your pocket brain, ping ping ping, appropriating panda culture and Ladysmith Black Mambazo.

    For other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. They are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter - @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - https://www.uhive.com/web/shares/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3; Tumblr - quibblesquabblebicker; Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/QuibbleSquabble or watch them on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker


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    • 1 hr 3 min
    S3: Client 9 - Hitler Was A Baby Once w/entertainment lawyer Adam Hirshfield

    S3: Client 9 - Hitler Was A Baby Once w/entertainment lawyer Adam Hirshfield

    A momentous occasion occurred at the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker when a real lawyer walked through the doors to  not give any legal advice at all. Entertainment and intellectual property attorney Adam Hirshfield stopped by and actually provided discourse for the newest client, Hitler Was A Baby Once. While some real subjects were touched on, the bad touch stopped on skecial, Minder, first philosophy free, bad hombres, Dame Judy Dench, Tom Green, big dictum, Firing Line, a couple of silver spoons, a failed musician, rock star oboeist, lateral alopecia, Alec Baldwin, Atticus Finch, hey poopy, ass denial, a recovering attorney, a spectrum of evil, thistles, Hitler was a grape, magical evil, ostrich achiever, toddler Hitler, bully boys, you should be a Nazi, the voice of reason, Irish immigrant children, evility evality, take out the club, tiki torches and various butt issues.

    For other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. They are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter - @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - https://www.uhive.com/web/shares/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3; Tumblr - quibblesquabblebicker; Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/QuibbleSquabble or watch them on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker


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    • 1 hr 11 min
    S3: Client 8 - The Sweet Smell Of Secession w/aspiring actor/model Joshua Christian Azali

    S3: Client 8 - The Sweet Smell Of Secession w/aspiring actor/model Joshua Christian Azali

    The Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker entertain an interesting guest today with budding actor and model Joshua Christian Azali. Joshua declined to help represent the client, The Sweet Smell Of Secession. The conversation overall began normally but devolved as per usual. The discussion included Asian Men Black Women, flipping us off, you've been douchebagged, motorcycle with a question mark, Tamil Tigers, rode a boomerang to Mecca, gender normative ties, Fatty Arbuckle, too much hair, sexy Indonesian, before the turtlehead, varnish a cottonball, Tom Hardy, Mortal Kombat, the Boxer Rebellion, Jackie Chan, part human part wheelchair, a warning bird, He-Man And the Masters Of the U.S. House of Representatives, yeah yeah, sand dunes and rebels, a melange of Gregness, Fantasy Comic Book Editors League and the scent of Walken.

    For other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. They are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter - @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - https://www.uhive.com/web/shares/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3; Tumblr - quibblesquabblebicker; Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/QuibbleSquabble or watch them on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker


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    • 58 min

Customer Reviews

5.0 out of 5
62 Ratings

62 Ratings

Eugene Weldon ,

My Best fave.

I love this podcast. These guys have great chemistry and the interviews are interesting and engaging. Please come to New Jersey!

Roymond Minnick ,

I love the Guys!

The Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker has quickly become my go-to podcast. The guests are great, but the brotherly kidding, twitting and jollying between the guests is the real magic of the show. I always look forward to next week’s episode. Thanks, guys!

Juan T. Gomes ,

Crazy and Funny interview…

a Great feeling Matt, I’m respecting you more and more. Very authentic podcast. As a Stand-up, I’m in constant pursuit of your honesty. Keep inspiring

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