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Behold, trapped in a hellscape of their own invention, socially unaware old white men bound by the pretense of being fake lawyers yet knowing no law, no exquisite Latin terminology, they are inexplicably compelled to quibble over minutiae, squabble over triflings and bicker like those who value their backyards far too highly without even knowing the difference between an easement or an alleyway. At this very moment, you have entered the heart of the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker. Welcome! Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/qsb/support

Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker

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    • 5.0 • 64 Ratings

Behold, trapped in a hellscape of their own invention, socially unaware old white men bound by the pretense of being fake lawyers yet knowing no law, no exquisite Latin terminology, they are inexplicably compelled to quibble over minutiae, squabble over triflings and bicker like those who value their backyards far too highly without even knowing the difference between an easement or an alleyway. At this very moment, you have entered the heart of the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker. Welcome! Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/qsb/support

    S5: Client 7 - Chum Bucket List (Part One) w/publicist extraordinaire Eileen Shapiro and guest starring comedian Ike Avelli

    S5: Client 7 - Chum Bucket List (Part One) w/publicist extraordinaire Eileen Shapiro and guest starring comedian Ike Avelli

    The Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker have a rousing old time when bringing in publicist extraordinaire Eileen Shapiro and unannounced special guest Ike Avelli to the conference room. What starts as a ho hum meeting turns an interesting corner as they talk about Diana Ross, Jewish-Japanese hero, Annie Lennox, Star Trek manual, a size queen, the prostate of a Klingon, Chris Pine, Precious Little Devils, George Takei, cruise them both, Pope of Greenwich Village, Adam Carpenter Ant, moist and dewy, Boise, more like a weasel, demure & innocent, suspended from TikTok again, Teeny Weeny the Clown, marmoset population, cover boy, smooth hair and Gilbert Gottfried.



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    • 1 hr 27 min
    S5: Client 6 - A Pocketful Of Climate Change

    S5: Client 6 - A Pocketful Of Climate Change

    It was a dark and stormy night somewhere in the world but not where the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker deposed their most global client, A Pocketful Of Climate Change. Join in madness and listen to them discuss uncle under the trailer, mugged by starfish, HBOSlacks, granddad jokes galore, Uncle Frank, a giant warning label, unexplored places, a trend in kneecap, TikTok is listening, Trump supporter stepdad, Buttlick, Alabama, I got no snowballs, better sex parties, Italy, Straits of Gibraltar, swarthiness, zero percent milk, foreskin conspiracies, how math works, The Naked Sociologist, punky metal, witch people, ethical serial killers, Taco Hut, road warrior weird and Weird Van Yankovic.

    Buy our merch here:  https://my-store-11556994.creator-spring.com/ To access special content go to www.patreon.com/qsblaw and for other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. We are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter- @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - https://www.uhive.com/web/shares/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3; Tumblr- quibblesquabblebicker; Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/QuibbleSquabble or watch us on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker


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    • 1 hr 11 min
    S5: Client 5 - Culture Shock-a Khan

    S5: Client 5 - Culture Shock-a Khan

    With Brendan's recent arrival to his new temporary home in Portland, Oregon, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker examine a new client, Culture Shock-a Khan. The deposition covers Greg's sweaty nipples, the dropsy, chicken and bees, smart mart, rickets, patriotic pants, Circle Jerks, baby alligator, stink eye, Thelma & Louise, Wong Foo, Patrick Swayze, feather boa, Wesley Snipes, hi grandfather, John Leguizamo, chocodile, face diaper, anti-Pfizer, little spit horse, glazed appearance, Bitch T**s Society, gabba goo, terrorism was a thing, Elvis Costello, reverse bris, Boris Badanov, Captain Pickles, New York elitist, Bong Bong Marcos, gelatinous moose nozzle and giant naked blue wildebeest.

    Buy our merch here:  https://my-store-11556994.creator-spring.com/ To access special content go to www.patreon.com/qsblaw and for other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. We are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter- @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - https://www.uhive.com/web/shares/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3; Tumblr- quibblesquabblebicker; Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/QuibbleSquabble or watch us on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker


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    • 1 hr 1 min
    S5: Client 4 - Hippies Vs. Soap w/author & anthropologist Dr. Dan Chodorkoff

    S5: Client 4 - Hippies Vs. Soap w/author & anthropologist Dr. Dan Chodorkoff

    In a rare circumstance where bad humor takes a back seat to a semi-intellectual discussion, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker (minus Brendan who is prepping for his move to Oregon) entertain author and cultural anthropologist Dr. Dan Chodorkoff by discussing his newest book, Sugaring Down and also discussing Brazilian hair removal, Viet Nam, seductiveness violence can have, U.S. imperialism, ho ho ho Chi Minh, more morons, Margaret Mead, computerphobic, the Enlightenment, Trump the douchebag, target the weakest, try fascism, anarchist squatter, tapeworms, antifa mob, patchouli, hepcats, Covid-1, John Lennon and put more monk sweat on it. 

    Buy our merch here:  https://my-store-11556994.creator-spring.com/ To access special content go to www.patreon.com/qsblaw and for other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. We are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter- @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - https://www.uhive.com/web/shares/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3; Tumblr- quibblesquabblebicker; Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/QuibbleSquabble or watch us on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker


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    • 1 hr 14 min
    S5: Client 3 - Small Talk and Small Minds

    S5: Client 3 - Small Talk and Small Minds

    Having had enough of exciting clients, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker take a break to unburden themselves with a simple client, Small Talk and Small Minds. They casually extract information like Fox News, smuggler f--ks, Saltine crackers, Tourette's, the monster from Florida, thirst traps, beep boop, big talk, Toblerone, marzipan, Laffy Taffy, Lemonheads, I'm a Skittles guy, heavy metal werewolves, okay Sara, steamer trunk, color flavor, local glaciers, round robin, vampire hellscape, Arctic Monkeys, blue brush people, Ant-Man, Lebron James and giant garlic balls.

    Buy our merch here:  https://my-store-11556994.creator-spring.com/ To access special content go to www.patreon.com/qsblaw and for other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. We are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter- @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - https://www.uhive.com/web/shares/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3; Tumblr- quibblesquabblebicker; Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/QuibbleSquabble or watch us on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker


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    • 1 hr 3 min
    S5: Client 2 - Video Games Killed The Pinball Star

    S5: Client 2 - Video Games Killed The Pinball Star

    The three non-lawyers embrace their next client, Video Games Killed The Pinball Star with a verve never before seen...not really. Instead they deliberate Beep Boop, pachinko, André The Giant, one thousand monkeys, Bad News Bears, Dig Dug, Down Under Kong, gravity well, ghost missiles, joystick & a button, 16 bit boobies, Oscar Wilde, ferret and pelican, Iowa hurricanes, Martian hemlock, spaghetti tacos, Blame It On The Sake, the gerbil dies, Sim wormhole and a tiny bit of squabbling.

    Buy our merch here:  https://my-store-11556994.creator-spring.com/ To access special content go to www.patreon.com/qsblaw and for other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. We are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter- @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - https://www.uhive.com/web/shares/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3; Tumblr- quibblesquabblebicker; Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/QuibbleSquabble or watch us on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker


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    • 1 hr 11 min

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