Once upon a time, Jeff wrote a book in one month. Now he plans to read it, chapter by chapter with commentary, for everyone to enjoy! He'll critique spelling and typos, identify gaping plot holes, and ridicule the awkward dialog he incorporated into this work of literature. Come along for the exciting journey into a fantasy world riddled with grammar errors!
I wrap up Powerless, a book I wrote in a month. Henry skips town after a breakup/resignation double-whammy. Pauline seems oddly bothered by his leaving. Henry basically abandons his furnished home. I wonder if anyone wants to hear Bringing Balance read aloud again. Discussion questions end our fourth book in this mildly interesting podcast.
Powerless Chapter 29
I read through the last chapter of Powerless, a book I wrote in a month. Margaux gets a surprise promotion now that so many peers are inferred to be captured in some sort of trap that was vaguely mentioned three chapters ago. Henry gets called to a meeting, interrupting a scene that certainly wasn't what it appeared to be, right? Our heroes have a minor spat to close out the book's last true chapter. I talk about some lame programming language that nobody cares about. Discussion questions end a somewhat sad episode!
Powerless Chapter 28
I read through the second-to-last chapter of Powerless, a book I wrote in a month. An impressive spell cast on some eyeballs sends the bad guys down the wrong eastward (or westward?) road. Margaux ends up smelling like delicious, fresh herbs, while Henry and their companions probably smell like sewage. Our heroes decide to continue their walk to Sandhill regardless of how tired Margaux is. I copyright my million-dollar folk art idea for sale at Hobby Lobby, which I've never actually visited. Discussion questions end another exciting episode!
Powerless Chapter 27
I read through chapter 27 of Powerless, a book I wrote in a month. Henry lets Margaux sleep in so he can ogle her exposed leg. Margaux exhibits her gymnastic prowess by vaulting multiple fences and trampling people's gardens. Henry finds himself back in the prologue, which doesn't make sense. I most likely enrage my wife by implying she mispronounces the word "creek." Discussion questions end another exciting episode!
Powerless Chapter 26
I read through chapter 26 of Powerless, a book I wrote in a month. Henry gets some tender treatment from a woman finally, and it isn't Margaux. Margaux hides some details of directions that are completely unclear to the reader/listener. Jeff wonders if someone could make a map from his constant use of cardinal directions in his terrible descriptions of our heroes' travels. Discussion questions end another exciting episode!
Powerless Chapter 25
I read through chapter 25 of Powerless, a book I wrote in a month. Margaux shows some mild racism while picking out the "leader" of their three new companions. Henry finds himself bleeding after an inexplicable battle scene. Margaux finds a use for a small log. I wonder why my cat is yelling for me. Discussion questions close out a semi-exciting episode!
Accurately Named Podcast
This is indeed a podcast of a man named Jeff reading his book. My expectations were clearly met.
Best listened to when driving in the car, especially in a southernly or easterly direction.
Bringing Balance to his life
Jeff drinks too much during his lunch hour!