Welcome to Episode 174 of the What Are We Doing podcast! We’re kicking off 2025 in true chaotic fashion, and this week’s episode is packed with more absurdity than ever. From TikTok bans to basketball shorts at the Presidential inauguration, and the return of Donald Trump to the Oval Office, we’re here to dissect it all. If you thought the first 72 hours of the new administration couldn’t get any wilder, buckle up, because it’s been a ride. Let’s start with the TikTok ban. For 14 hours, the app was offline, and while most people slept through it, I used the opportunity for a “romantic” detox getaway with Mags. Was the ban just a publicity stunt? Probably. But hey, it’s back, and Trump is already taking credit. Speaking of credit, can we talk about John Fetterman’s wardrobe choices at the inauguration? I’m all for comfort, but showing up in basketball shorts and a hoodie to a formal event is pushing it. Can we collectively agree to make “Pants for Pennsylvania” a thing? Trump wasted no time signing executive orders that have everyone talking. From ending birthright citizenship to withdrawing from the Paris Agreement (again), he’s on a roll. And let’s not forget his decision to pardon all of the January 6th rioters. Yes, all of them. Oh, and he also pardoned Ross Ulbricht, the guy behind the Silk Road. Because why not? If that wasn’t enough, Trump also made Elon Musk the head of Dogecoin at a federal level. How did he land this gig? By hosting a multimillion-dollar fundraiser at his mansion with a mirrored floor. Qualifications? Optional. The new administration is shaping up to be the Avengers of inexperience. Trump’s picks for key positions range from an auctioneer running the IRS to a TV doctor leading health initiatives. It’s like he spun a wheel of LinkedIn profiles and said, “Close enough.” And speaking of chaos, I managed to snag a ticket to the inaugural ball, thanks to Tim Dillon. It was an unforgettable night of cringe-worthy entertainment. Between Theo Von falling out of his chair and Billy Ray Cyrus attempting to sing Old Town Road a cappella, it was pure gold. Also, Trump launched a meme coin called TrumpCoin, which has already tanked. Shocking. On a more personal note, the recent snowstorms have been wreaking havoc on the East Coast. Even Florida got snow! My son’s school tried to enforce a virtual snow day for kindergarten, but we weren’t having it. He was outside enjoying the snow like a normal kid. Meanwhile, in Texas, a young cancer survivor made headlines for creating a hilariously morbid snowman involving swords and fake blood. What are we doing? Switching gears, let’s talk about Trisha Paytas. If you told me a few years ago that Trisha would become the queen of 2025, I’d have laughed, but here we are. Between her sold-out “Trish Era” tour, a rumored Skims collab, and a one-night Broadway show, she’s thriving. It’s amazing to see her transformation from internet chaos to powerhouse success. Love really does change people, doesn’t it? And for the drama lovers, stay tuned for next week when we dive into the Blake Lively vs. Justin Baldoni saga. Blake calling herself “Khaleesi” in texts? Big yikes. This has all the makings of an Amber Heard/Johnny Depp 2.0 situation. Once we sort through the 90-page court deposition, we’ll break it all down. It’s been a wild start to the year, and it’s only getting crazier. From executive orders to snow day drama and celebrity chaos, there’s no shortage of things to rant about. Let me know your thoughts in the comments below. What’s your take on Fetterman’s hoodie, Trump’s executive orders, or Trisha Paytas’ comeback? Let’s discuss! Thank you for tuning in to another episode of the What Are We Doing podcast. Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe for more weekly madness. If you don’t have a Valentine this year, don’t worry—I’ve got you. Until next week, peace out, and as always… what are we doing?
