Johnny Dare Morning Show Audacy

KC's own Tech N9ne has built an empire on hard work, determination and following his own path...never paying attention to those who tried to discourage him.

And, because of that, he is he single most successful independent rapper in the entire world! And through it all, he has stayed true to his home town...always KC proud.

And now he's achieving another personal milestone as he performs tomorrow night with the KC Symphony at the Midland theater!!

Man, just when I think we've encountered every weirdo and dirty pervert possible...y'all manage to raise the bar!And today it got real weird real quick!It's THE ADULT TOY PRICE IS RIGHT!Brought to you, as always, by Moonlight Adult Boutique!!

We've talked on the show before about how our boy Kyle used to like gettin' his cougar on...but today, Listener Seth called in to tell us about HIS love of ladies of a certain age...and wow, we went straight down that rabbit hole!!

The love that we have for NASCAR legend and Friend of the Show, Clint Bowyer is almost rivaled by the hatred we have for Denny Hamlin....and this Sunday, Hamlin is looking to win again at KS Speedway for the Advent Health 400....so, of course we knew it was time to get Bowyer on the show for some good ol' fashioned shit talking about Douchebag Denny...and we covered that and more!!!

I don't think we can overstate just how small today's guest, exotic dancer Tiny Texie really is.

But while she's only 3'6"....she's got an attitude 3 times her size!!She stopped by the studio this morning with her finacee Anastasia and their opening act, Chanel to promote their shows this weekend at Bazooka's and it was a wild ride!!

Let's face it....flamethrowers? COOL!A robot dog? ALSO COOL!!

But...a f*****g robot dog with a flame thrower mounted to it?TAKE OUR MONEY!!!!!!!!Our friend Quinn from Throw Fame is making all of our wildest dreams come true and we talked to him all about it today!!!