Kraken’s breath (Amon’s demon diaries, entry 02)

Cupid has eaten a family pack of rancid prawn crackers. Uh oh, the outhouse has been infested with verminous gnomes, and Dionysus has something special fermenting in the indoor latrine. It’s a full code brown emergency situation. What is our cuddly God of Love to do?

Warning: contains foul language and references to noxious brown fountains.