6 episodes

Hello Friends! Welcome to my podcast. Listen as we dabble into bits and pieces of my life. Sarcasm is heavily a part of my show! Lets hangout and talk about whatever the hell is on ours minds that day! Stay tuned!

Krystal Kalina Krystal Kalina

    • Comedy
    • 5.0 • 11 Ratings

Hello Friends! Welcome to my podcast. Listen as we dabble into bits and pieces of my life. Sarcasm is heavily a part of my show! Lets hangout and talk about whatever the hell is on ours minds that day! Stay tuned!

    EP:6 A short walk turns into deep coping thoughts. Will I be a "Runner" hmmm?

    EP:6 A short walk turns into deep coping thoughts. Will I be a "Runner" hmmm?

    Hey  Friends! listeners!

    Thank you for tuning in. Episode 6 y'all! This week we talk about the fact that I have been a complete slacker on this podcast, that will be no more! We are coming in hot and staying hot! My love letter to Pamela Anderson (Protect her at all cost), a short walk turns into deep coping thoughts. How do you think your childhood has helped you in your now adult life?

    Join us weekly as we dabble into whatever the hell is on my mind that day!

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    Stay tuned for episode #7-possibly a spicy one ????
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    • 38 min
    EP: The luxuries of human feces in the shape of a Hersheys kiss! WARNING

    EP: The luxuries of human feces in the shape of a Hersheys kiss! WARNING

    Hey  Friends! listeners!

    Thank you for tuning in. Episode 5 y'all! This week we talk about the luxuries of picking up human feces in front of an entire lobby!! yay!! Shout out to the Phoenix Fire department, thank you! My boyfriend finally decide I was cool enough to attend a Jewish gathering!! Quinceneras need to step it up b'not mitzvah was CRAY!! 

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    Stay tuned for episode #6 ????
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    • 35 min
    EP: 4 Could he be my father?? Finally getting to the gym.

    EP: 4 Could he be my father?? Finally getting to the gym.

    Hey  Friends! listeners!

    Thank you for tuning in. Episode 4 y'all! Viewer submits a moving story when sudden flashbacks start to become a possible reality! I started taking a spin class and my ass is still sore!! Someone has to be an idiot and i'm first in line!!

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    Stay tuned for episode #5 ????
    @KrystalKalina

    • 43 min
    EP: 3 A murder is witnessed! Getting locked out of the house.

    EP: 3 A murder is witnessed! Getting locked out of the house.

    Hey  Friends! listeners!

    Thank you for tuning in. Episode 3 y'all! Viewer submits a suspenseful story, from his step-father witnessing a murder which then resulted in 3 missing children!!! Typical Krystal fashion locks herself out of the house!!! Someone has to be an idiot and i'm first in line!!

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    Deceased child taken to daycare original TikTok video: @Kyladiane

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    Stay tuned for episode #4 "Could he be my father" Yikes!!!!
    @KrystalKalina

    • 53 min
    EP: 2 "Crazy Night" story time! Is my neighbor dead??

    EP: 2 "Crazy Night" story time! Is my neighbor dead??

    Hey  Friends! listeners!

     Thank you for tuning in. Episode 2 yall! Viewer submits a CRAZY story time!!! Is my neighbor dead or am I a nosey neighbor??? Are we all equally purchasing unnecessary coffee equipment to save us from going to starbbies everyday?? (Proceeds to go to Starbucks)

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    Stay tuned for episode #3 "A murder is witnessed" GASSSSPPPP!!!!
    @KrystalKalina

    • 39 min
    EP: 1 Happy New Year! Getting to know the mic! (again)

    EP: 1 Happy New Year! Getting to know the mic! (again)

    Hey  Friends! listeners!


     Thank you for tuning in. Happy new year! whew 2022 was TOUGH! Kind of, not really. Join me as we dive into the goods and the bad of 2022 as well as the weird jobs I may have an interest in, i'm only being sarcastic! Join me on youtube to get the video version. 

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    • 36 min

Customer Reviews

5.0 out of 5
11 Ratings

11 Ratings

JC the Jackal ,

Witty and entertaining

The stories are entertaining and uniquely told by the submitters

fairytailJade ,

She’s funny quirky and super relatable

I love just listening while I do chores or relax by the pool just a great podcast

Chuba Luba ,

Entertaining

Found this Podcast very Entertaining and made me think if so many twists with the story telling. Just when you think it’s going to be something it isn’t and kept me Engaged. Love it. Keep it up.

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