Fire Sign – The Lion – July 23 – August 22
Stoner Leos are the leaders of the stoner pride. Passionate and theatrical, you can’t miss this stoner in any smoke circle. Capable of beer bongs and big blunts all in the same night, this stoner likes a challenge and loves the spotlight.
Although unapologetically selfish, the stoner Lion makes up for this with loyalty, consistency, and stability. They may not pack the bowl or offer a light, but they will always be there to share kind buds with cannabis companions.
The stoner Leo has no sacred herbal strain to avoid or lean on. The courageous lion gains insight and empathy from meditative smoke sessions. On the rare occasion this stoner finds a sour mood, seek a solo session to see things from a higher perspective.
Leo Stoner Horoscope May
Stoner Leo the final month of Spring enters into a period of conflict and turmoil. But you don't have to participate.
Usually the Lion leads the pack: The first to break buds and pack bowls. The universe is sending cosmic chaos to the stoner Zodiac. Perhaps this month the stoner Leo will be a leader through absentia by example.
Fill the stash jars with pure Indica strains, and Indica dominant hybrids. Calm, cool, and collected will be your mantra and impetus this month my leary Lion.
After the first decade of the month you will be able to witness your extended smoke circle enveloped by chaotic clouds of cosmic influence. It is not your role to lead others to safety this month, but instead be the leader of example with your chill demeanor.
The reading I give as a general theme will be most felt surrounding the Lunar Eclipse on the 15th. Toke time with the sacred herb in the days before the Full Moon to meditate and contemplate your action as a leader through inaction as a dramatic participant.
This time surrounding the Full Moon will be a great time for solo smoke sessions and solo projects around the house. Use your third eye, stoner Leo, to avoid confrontation and conflict within the extended smoke circle.
Before you know it the final decade of the month will be present, and you will notice cosmic clouds start to lift from the stoner Zodiac. This will be your sign to re-enter the terrestrial landscape as your usual outgoing self. By the end of the month you will be breaking buds, and matching bowls with your stoner tribe once again.
Leo Stoner Horoscope April
Stoner Leo: What’s that bright fiery object floating high up in the sky? No, it’s not a comet or a UFO, it’s the Sun! And this month my fiery Lion, you too will be a shining star.
In April it doesn’t matter if you’re a moonchild or not, all in the stoner Zodiac will get the opportunity for a fresh start. The New Moon happening at the dawn of the month means you can let all of the setbacks, and the false starts the year has brought so far, go up in smoke.
Some days were tinted with a glossy ganja glow, other times even the most enlightening cannabis couldn’t help you see through the fray. But now you will be able to light up, lift off, and rise above the haze.
Stoner Leo, set aside time early in the month for a deep dive into your subconscious. Breathe deep the perspective expanding vapors of the sacred herb, and allow the illusion of impossibility burn away with every puff.
With your third-eye open, you will have a new clarity of sight for the path ahead. Your destination is wherever you want to go!
You no longer have to conform to the role of a cautious cat. You can get back to your true form: The loud-smoking, fierce and fiery Leader of the Pack.
We may not be officially in the season of Leo, but you are definitely in your element. Everything from the daily grind to the biggest sesh will be no match for you my stoner Lion.
Just like the Spring causes the plants to bloom, and the greens to bud, you will help your cannabis companions flourish when they are in your presence. So roar loud and roast often stoner Leo, because once you ignite the fire inside of you, nothing will be able to put it out!
Leo Stoner Horoscope March
Stoner Leo, what do you do when a plant gets too big for its current pot? You transfer it to a bigger pot of course. Those roots need space to grow!
So far in the year you have been making forward progress, but maybe not as far and as fast as it could be. This March you too will need to find your own bigger pot with fresh, nutrient rich soil to let your roots grow deeper, and to allow room for your branches to spread.
You will always be the loud-smoking, leader-of-the-pack Lion, but right now you need to break away from the pride. It’s time to take a break from focusing on the rest of the pack to pack a bowl for one. Spend the month of March resting and reflecting on what makes you roar my stoner Lion.
It’s not about the grass being greener on the other side, it’s about nurturing your own garden so you can flourish, and grow to your greatest potential. Sometimes this means you have to shed old leaves to make way for new buds.
Your strain selection should reflect your goal of maximizing both your spiritual and physical expansion. You can go for maximum diversity by picking a couple Indica and a few Sativa options. This way you can match your strains to whatever your mood and the moment calls for. Or you can gather a few Hybrids that can be cerebrally stimulating yet will still keep you grounded in the terrestrial world.
Although growth is the theme and focus this month, know that it doesn’t stop when the month ends. Build the groundwork now stoner Leo, and you will continue growin’ and tokin’ the whole year through.
Leo Stoner Horoscope February
Stoner Leo, you headed into the New Year with optimistic anticipation, excited to say goodbye to all the rough waters you navigated through 2021. But, like many of your cannabis cohorts, your eagerness may have clouded your vision leaving you unable to see the equally rough rapids January had in store.
The bad news: unfortunately, my stoner Leo, I cannot say that the cosmos are ready to clear the skies and calm the choppy waters quite yet.
This means that during this transitional period in February, you will need to toke it day by day. Use these last days of hazy uncertainty to grind up, light up, and allow the healing vapors of the sacred herb to make the much-needed repairs to your cosmic space suit.
The good news: there’s not much further to go before you will once again be flowing along peaceful cosmic currents.
Stoner Leo, since you are stuck in standby month, you might as well make the most of it! You should put off making any big decisions or taking long trips during this time. So, hit up your partners-in-chronic, gather up everyone’s favorite sativa or indica selections, and smoke until the path ahead becomes clearer.
Don’t let yourself feel down if it doesn’t feel like you’re moving forward fast enough this month, stoner Leo. Sometimes we just need to sit with stillness. Allow the sacred sinsemilla to serve as the backdrop for these peaceful sessions of THC inspired tranquility.
Stoner Leo, you will be back to your full fiery ferocity next month; space-cruising through terrestrial planes, reaching new highs and new destinations. But, at least for the moment, it is best to burn your bowls close to home and let your imagination do the wandering!
Leo Stoner Horoscope January
Confidant. Compassionate. Charismatic. These are all words that are appropriate when it comes to describing the stoner Leo. And of course, I would never forget, ‘cannabis enthusiast’. But there will always be some who see your generosity as showing off; those who see your unwavering loyalty as domineering.
You can’t control how other people view you stoner Leo; so don’t waste time trying. Instead, pack yourself a bowl of the frostiest greens, breathe, and let it be. The only critic you should listen to this month is you! Even with all your confidence, or maybe because of it, you know when there is room for improvement.
Spend time in the first days of the new year meditating, inhaling the perspective-expanding magic vapors of the sacred herb. The goal of this introspection isn’t just to find something wrong that you need to fix. This kind of medicated meditation will help you to discover and identify the things that you want to make even better.
Remember my stoner Lion: January isn’t always about making grandiose resolutions. Sometimes it is better to use this fresh start to plant the seeds for future growth in the areas of yourself you want to see flourish in the coming year.
Most of the month will be best spent puffing and planning. You may be eager to become the best version of yourself, but remember my lovely Leo, progress requires patience. However high you wish to rise, be confident that you will ultimately get there. But if you find that you become over eager to reach your final destination, know that your cannabis copilot is there to help you slow your roll.
This month is the time to dream big. Just remember, that even the biggest dreams, even the tallest trees, began with the smallest seed.
Leo Stoner Horoscope December
Stoner Leo the hazy days of 2021 are coming to a close. As with many points during this chaotic year, December will ring true: You need to find your inner chill my proud Lion.
Celestial influence in the first Winter month will bring cosmic winds of obsession and conflict. But with the sacred herb you can find the chill to smooth the edges of obsession and resolve any conflict.
Of all the stoner star signs, you stoner Leo have a higher proclivity for aesthetics. In December this proclivity could turn into obsession. As with all things, we must strike balance within our terrestrial mission.
Seek out a balanced hybrid cannabis strain to bring the theme of balance into the sphere of aesthetics. Don’t dwell. Don’t knit pick. Don’t obsess. Instead, seek appreciation and love for self within the positive caring habits associated with your cosmic spacesuit. A balanced cannabis copilot can assist with a broader perspective to see beyond the intensity of the moment.
Stoner Leo, if conflict is avoided before it happens, does conflict exist at all? There is a bitter tinge to the planetary alignment this month that will create barriers to smooth communication. However, with foreknowledge, and a little assistance from our green goddess of guidance, conflict from these barriers can easily become detours of solution.
Use the sacred herb to find empathy in communication with your cannabis companions. Fly high above the terrestrial stage to see that points of disagreement do not need to become points of conflict. Leave the debating for another time stoner Leo. Find your stoney inner chill this month.
The next level to conflict resolution is conflict avoidance!
Take time early in the month to toke a moment to self with the sacred herb. Find your headphones, your daily driver, and a little bit of bud. Listen to “End of the Line” by The Traveling Wilburys.
Chill stoner Leo, choose the blessed path.