Life Without Consequence

Life Without Consequence is an science fiction novel... in the form of an audiobook... posing as a podcast. The future of 2076 isn’t the brightest for Parker Ludere, but he doesn’t want much out of life. He’s perfectly happy to coast through the end of the world avoiding responsibility, selling moonshine to a local bar, and trying to stay out of his girlfriends bad books. Parker thinks he has all this and more firmly within his grasp when a neighbors suicide leaves him and his friend Benj in possession of a cell phone capable of teleportation. Of course, nothings ever that simple and the old friends quickly discover their new teleporter will only send them to a collection of seemingly useless destinations saved onto the device. 
 Despite its limitations Parker and Benj try their best to use the teleporter to their benefit. Sadly, they only succeed in making their lives, and the lives of anyone close to them unimaginably worse.
 During a last ditch effort to undo some of the damage they’ve caused the two friends manage to strand themselves in the past of suspected alternate dimension where problems for the duo only evolve. Jail time and sobriety don’t seem so bad in comparison shape shifting monsters and revelation that their new teleporter might actually be one of the keys to all reality.