Long Walks and Robots

Ryan Lance and Shane Black
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Long Walks and Robots

A movie club and pop culture discussion. A weekly podcast. New episodes on Mondays at 10am.

  1. 09/13/2021

    Long Walks and Robots Ep.50 - I See You Elise Neal... I See You.

    Once upon a time on Long Walks and Robots... The robots break down the performances of a couple of Philip K. Dickheads in "A Scanner Darkly." Two questions. How are they eating through those hoods, and are those cartoon boobs? Then Shane Clifton Colins Jr'd Ryan. Huh? They watched "Once Upon a Time in Hollywood." Ohhhh... he Clifton Colins Jr'd him. Right. Wait, what? Moving on. The bots also talk TV. I remember seeing TV capitaliz...

    2h 23m

  2. 09/06/2021

    Long Walks and Robots Ep.49 - Billy Jack aka The Last Recommendation

    This Week on Long Walks and Robots... Ahh Mr. Black, you fail to disappoint once again. The bots get all oily in the lug nuts over the lost Lethal Weapon storyline known as "The Last Boyscout." Yippee ki..... what's that? Oh! That's not the movie? Wait... really? Ok, if you say so. Well, not to be outdone by the bullets, tits, and guns; Gandolfini and Redford bring the heavy in the military prison drama, "The Last Castle." When the warden's awa...

    1h 45m

  3. 08/23/2021

    Long Walks and Robots Ep.48 - It's Like Rolling Your Ankle, But In Your Butt.

    This week on Long Walks and Robots... Maniac! The bots get uncomfortable watching a dark slasher through the enormous eyes of everyone's favorite hobbit, Elijah Wood. Then Ryan and Shane transition to the lighter side of stalking via Chevy Chase and Christie Brinkley on the road to Walley World. We takin a Vacation y'all! And yeah, that's how you spell Walley World. I googled it. So there. What if... this show didn't exist? New Marvel you fickle mis...

    1h 35m

  4. 08/16/2021

    Long Walks and Robots Ep.47 - Warning! Do Not Molest Me!

    This Week on Long Walks and Robots... Nicolas Cage!! That's right, the prodigal bot has returned to intrigue and delight us once again. "Pig" becomes the next entry in an ever-engaging library of films in a kaleidoscopic career. Speaking of bots, Peter Sarsgaard voices a delightful one opposite Frank Langella in "Robot & Frank." Apparently, Susan Sarandon makes a wife so nice you'll try to marry her twice. What if... Marvel, Rick, or Morty aren't good anymore??&n...

    1h 26m

  5. 08/09/2021

    Long Walks and Robots Ep.46 - Captain Fantastic and The Suicide Squad

    This week on Long Walks and Robots… The would be greatest comic book title of all time is actually the names of this week’s movies. A true divide of the cinematic spectrum; from blockbuster event to an indie darling. The Suicide Squad is dripping with style and James Gunn-ie goodness. While Captain Fantastic leans more to the existential exploration of right and wrong, steeped in grief, and sprinkled with jokes. I sense some ironic parallels. Who knew?! Later the bots del...

    1h 27m

  6. 08/02/2021

    Long Walks and Robots Ep.45 - I'm Saying You Have Great T**s You Idiot!

    This week on Long Walks and Robots... Turns out the bots wanted to jam, so they went and slammed. That's right, Space Jammed! Ryan and Shane visit memory lane as they revisit the original Space Jam on their way to "a new legacy." After the 2 hour Warner Bros. propaganda film, the boys stayed glued to that HBO Max for the recently uncancelled, The Hunt. Man, that Betty Gilpin sure is a really good actress. Since our robots had a brief hiatus, there was a double...

    1h 56m

  7. 07/19/2021

    Long Walks and Robots Ep.44 - Who is Jeffrey Boam?

    This week on Long Walks and Robots... On their way back to the present our Robots made a little pit stop in the birthplace of modern-day action, the 80's. Ryan and not that Shane Black gush over the golden age of that Shane Black. They break down not just one Lethal Weapon, but two! Well, Lethal Weapon 2. Although they do talk about the first Lethal Weapon, so 2 and two I guess. Yeah... I don't know! I'm gettin too old for this podcast. As if that wa...

    1h 57m

  8. 07/12/2021

    Long Walks and Robots Ep.43- Marvelous

    This week on Long Walks and Robots... It's a Marvel packed episode. We delve deep into what, why and how Black Widow should matter to anyone at this point. Also we are pretty sure Task Master is a man, even though he is a she? Floating bases in the sky and all the other nonsense packed in. Plus Shane tells us about how he is colorblind and had a job where he needed to color correct. Makes sense right? Later we chat the penultimate episode of Loki and wonder why Marvel loves having the...

    1h 27m
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A movie club and pop culture discussion. A weekly podcast. New episodes on Mondays at 10am.

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  • Creator
    Ryan Lance and Shane Black
  • Years Active
    2020 - 2021
  • Episodes
    52
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2024 Long Walks and Robots
  • Show Website
    Long Walks and Robots

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