Longwinded One: The Podcast Longwinded One

Gods are, generally speaking, not fans of directly putting their fingers on the scale. This is for a variety of reasons, ranging from cautioun to amusement, but is generally because after a few hundred millennia and enough prayers to fill a hollow Earth, you're bound to learn the art of delegation. Luckily, among the unwashed masses, there exist the exceptional, the gifted, those with the potential to become Heroes.

Useful pawns.

Thus, the Gods adopted a more laissez-faire policy.

Quasi Eludo has been a Hero. He did the whole "save the world” rigmarole, came home, and mulled over his magical journey. It was amazing! A whole lifetime as the destined savior, with magic and monsters, love and adventure, lifelong friendships and heartfelt goodbyes. There was so much, and yet, gone so soon.

It wasn’t enough. It was never enough. He wanted to do it again. And where wants coincide, there's a market, so he sold his services to the lazy, wanton Gods.

Now, after countless subjective centuries of Hero-ing, and several awkward conversations with the IRS, an odd God has come to Quasi with a unique request: Destroy a world, minimum payment of several million dollars on completion.

Quasi sees no reason not to accept.



Author Nino/Cliff Hanger:

https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/22546/inexorable-chaos-complete



Narrator Mads Lindegaard:

https://madslindegaard.com

Come and learn from Cliff Hanger as he describes his unique story, Inexorable Chaos. Listen as we discuss the difference between experience and power. And finally, learn about the beginning stages of the publishing process, as Cliff Hanger traverses early interest letters from his future publishers.



Nino/Cliff Hanger Websites:

https://www.royalroad.com/profile/28356



Misc Websites:

https://wanderinginn.com/

https://querytracker.net/

https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/8894/everybody-loves-large-chests

https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/5701/savage-divinity

https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/10286/the-good-student

https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/2058/those-who-aspired-to-become-gods-a-darker-fairy

A very familiar soldier, used to battling the 'endless' hordes of Hell, is eventually overrun and dies. But his war isn't over yet...



Author Angry Spider:

https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/34854/doom-guy-isekai



Narrator Jack Sapsford:

https://jacksapsford.com

https://twitter.com/jacksapsford

In this interview, we learn about how Angry Spider entered the world of LitRPG and his advice for new authors. We learned how he came to write a hugely successfully Doom fan fiction web novel that has over one million views (without ever playing Doom)!



Angry Spider Websites:

https://www.royalroad.com/profile/162623

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5cjj0KMxdLlBQjPz-BK9jQ



Misc Websites:

Chrysalis

Join us as we chat with the dynamic duo behind the Everyone Loves Large Chest series. In this episode we tackle everything from how both Jeff and Neven got into Litrpg, to the importance of anonymity on the Internet, to "mean" book reviews. Learn about what each of them is currently working on, and hints about how they will end the ELLC series.



Links:

Soundbooth Theater

https://soundbooththeater.com



Neven Iliev's Audible Page

https://www.audible.com/author/Neven-Iliev/B076HNB4T2



Everyone Loves Large Chests

https://www.audible.com/pd/Morningwood-Everybody-Loves-Large-Chests-Vol1-Audiobook/B076Y2FWGY?action_code=ASSGB149080119000H&share_location=pdp



Life Reset

https://www.audible.com/pd/Life-Reset-A-LitRPG-Novel-Audiobook/B076DL3FF4?action_code=ASSGB149080119000H&share_location=pdp



Chrysalis

https://www.audible.com/pd/Chrysalis-Books-1-3-Audiobook/B0CS3XXW7C?action_code=ASSGB149080119000H&share_location=pdp



Mimic & Me

https://www.audible.com/pd/Mimic-Me-Audiobook/B0CDCLSH6G?action_code=ASSGB149080119000H&share_location=pdp



Dungeon Crawler Carl

https://www.audible.com/pd/Dungeon-Crawler-Carl-Audiobook/B08V8B2CGV?action_code=ASSGB149080119000H&share_location=pdp



The Stars Have Eyes

https://soundbooththeater.com/shop/audiobooks/the-stars-have-eyes-episode-one-arrival/



Neven's Illustrator, Daniel Gonzalez:

https://www.deviantart.com/dmaxcustom



Dead Tired

https://www.audible.com/pd/Dead-Tired-I-Audiobook/B0CP2T1M1Y?action_code=ASSGB149080119000H&share_location=pdp



Small Chests Are Fine Too

https://soundbooththeater.com/shop/audiobooks/everybody-loves-large-chests-small-chests-are-fine-too-episode-1-cinematic-audio/

Aldritch of clan Blackshield is older than dirt and tired of just living day to day with no hope for the future.

A half-giant Dwarf by birth, a cleric by class, a soldier by duty, and a survivor by necessity. Aldritch has lived through more wars than he cares to recall. He's seen kingdoms rise and empires buried beneath the sands of time, and he personally witnessed the appearance of the first portal that bridged the gap between the demon realm and his home world. That portal was the catalyst that caused a chain reaction, which eventually led to the death of his world.

However, this isn't the end of Aldritch's story. And his next great adventure will take him to faraway lands where he'll make new friends, new enemies, discover a newfound love... And kill enough demons to drown the world in their blood.

Sulika Wysarie is the current leader of the Azuris' Hunter's Guild 3rd closing team. She lives with her lifelong friend; part time genius potion maker and shop owner, and full-time flirt - Faeyra Silverowl. The two of them have shared a secret since they were kids - Sulika is the sole surviving member of her family, a Kitsune, and more importantly, an heir to the mythical nine-tailed fox.

An oracle with a 90% accuracy rating has forewarned the hunter's guild that a group of cultists intend to open a portal to the demon realm right in the heart of their beloved city... But no one takes her seriously. No one, save for Sulika and her team. Now it's up to a Kitsune sorceress and her team to save their beloved city from the claws of demons. And in doing so, bring upon the world a walking calamity of anger and destruction.



Author ReWight:

https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/72623/mistaken-for-a-returnee



Narrator Luke Jones:

https://www.voiceofjones.co.uk/

https://thatswhattheysaid.co.uk/

https://twitter.com/voiceofjones