Miserable Retail Slave is a big, dumb comedy show that looks at life, love, and the odd daily occurrences that keep life interesting.
Street Corner Comedians
Busking for jokes/ street corner comedy/ The Benny Hill (6:30)/ getting ran over as an adult (7:55)/ The short sock era (11:30)/ “see my forbidden ankles “/ drip (14:40)/ Doing it for a living (20:00)/ hiking trips (22:40)/ active tick alerts (31:00)/ small town bar experiences (32:50)/ Dollar General is a scam (36:24)/ Tommy comedy and big announcements (40:02)/ changing the podcast name (58:50)
This is Sparta
Hey. It's our 300th episode. 10 years, 300 episodes. And we celebrate by doing absolutely nothing special. Enjoy!
Batman and Robert/ Have you ever been hot? (2:20)/ I got stuff to do (4:56)/ Getting stuck in these rituals (8:00)/ Eating hot things and everything’s a challenge (10:15)/ Flaming Hot Mt Dew (15:40)/ Episode 300 (20:35)/ Tommy, age 22 (23:40)/ “these hairy cheeks hide a dangerous secret” (25:30)/ Bathtub calamities (29:40)/ Shave your arm! (39:40)/ Randy is funny (38:00)/ College orientation and open houses (39:30)/ Dadcast (56:44)
Getting looked at/ Tommy’s fashion (2:50)/ The worst career choice in the world (5:50)/ Tommy’s dad is better at comedy (22:00)/ The Great Humbling (23:50)/ The upper peninsula (26:42)/ When Tommy met Jay Mohr (30:32)/ The signing (36:00)/ playing 6 Degrees of Kevin Bacon using Tommy (45:00)
Nick's Concussion Dream
This episode was recorded live during Livestream for the Cure VI, the yearly livestreaming event in which indie podcasts from all over the world join together to help raise money for cancer research via listener donations.
This episode isn't like a normal MRS, but it's lot of fun and you'll also hear Nick from Nikoli's Kitchen and Dan from Netflix n' Swill join in on the fun.
Parody the Pun
The Dad Joke Instinct/ The only chance for the middle ager (3:30)/ a briefcase of dads (4:00)/ bad luck (9:30)/ make me Taco Bell, Gordon Ramsay (16:00)/ “you know what bothers me about people lately…” and parking lot stories (22:24)/ rounding up because of a coin shortage (34:20)/ a bathtub I can baseball in (38:00)/ Darren McCarty (42:00)/ Parody the Pun (53:00)/ Jay Mohr (1:04:46)
Who Watches the Bird Watchers?
The end of this one was cut off due to techincal difficulties, but you won't even miss it. Promise.
Birds are the harbingers of cool/ bird watching is an extreme sport/ Tommy ate bird poop (4:34)/ go ahead and spy on me (6:00)/ the fine art of watching (11:00)/ bird shaming (12:24)/ for the birds (16:45)/
Chicago jet setter (22:00)/ how many people has Will Smith slapped in his life? (25:10)/ seeing the great Mike Birbiglia (27:00)/ the sweater vested bearded Chad (28:00)/ millennial stall rules (29:00)/ Tommy quit again (35:53)/ boy, I wish people wouldn’t talk to me (53:50)/ Tim Allen’s friend (1:00:00)
I love listening to every single minute of this show. Randy's sarcastic wit always leaves me in stitches and it's such a perfect contrast to Tommy's pretty straight-laced and oftentimes bewildered delivery. Their observations are amazing and perfect. You will never laugh harder than you will from listening to Randy & Tommy. Subscribe to this amazing show today!
When I actually laughs out loud you’re doing something right! Seriously funny !!
Best thing from Flint, MI since the water.
Now that Randy has a new job and Tommy owns the human life of his mechanic, maybe this podcast should be retitled Mildly Aggrieved White Collar Indentured Servant. Nah, that would kill the SEO. Keep the episodes coming, and I’ll continue resurfacing on occasion. The armchair producer has spoken.