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Hollywood vs Housewife sisters fascinated by how people think. A fun conversational podcast with heart. With interviews & stories, we cover relationships, sex, music, film biz, family, parenting. Our goal is to put laughter & joy back into the world!

Mouse and Weens Joelle Kohn and Julianne Eggold

    • Relationships
    • 4.9 • 73 Ratings

Hollywood vs Housewife sisters fascinated by how people think. A fun conversational podcast with heart. With interviews & stories, we cover relationships, sex, music, film biz, family, parenting. Our goal is to put laughter & joy back into the world!

    Fix My Life Sis!

    Fix My Life Sis!

    E91 - What Would Weens Do? Parenting advice and more! Julianne has been staying with Joelle during quarantine and after a few weeks, has a new perspective on how her family operates. Knowing this, Mouse asks for advice to overhaul how the house runs and how she’s raising the kids. Julianne becomes a pseudo life coach and gives Joelle tips in 5 categories: food, kids and parenting, self, household, and relationships. As uncomfortable as it is for the little sister to tell the big sister what to do, the takeaways are very positive. This episode has so many great nuggets of wisdom that anyone listening will learn a thing or two they can implement to improve their life!
    All details - like the amazing morning green smoothie! - will be on www.mouseandweens.com/shownotes

    Podcast Promo: Tamara Til the Break of Dawn
    Song Credits: “Balzoo” by Julianne Eggold, guitar by Dan Mahony
    Voice Actor: Matt Thompson

    You can watch this episode on our YouTube channel

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    You can get this episode UNEDITED and commercial free - plus bonus content, outtakes, and merch - for a mere $5 a month on www.patreon.com/mouseandweens Join the family, like Carla, Jodie and Alexander!

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    • 59 min
    Grandma's Nuts

    Grandma's Nuts

    E90 - Mom's in town so we sit down for some relationship questions, incriminating grandparent stories, hip and trendy celebrity impersonations, and hearty guffaws. Find out what nuts, tortoises, the Tucson desert, and bowls of blood have in common. Weens asks about regrets with our dad which spurs a story about dating Cowboy Denny. We question our tomboy qualities, learning about what mom fought for and what she let go of. And we finally reveal to her our secret ways of sneaking out of the house in high school, but are surprised by her response. There’s a fact check on coyote fatalities, we accidentally pitch a real-life horror movie idea about rattlesnakes in the ravine, and we close it out with a three-part harmony to our lord. You heard it here first!

    Podcast Promo: I Shake My Head with Lisa and Sam

    Song Credits:
    “This World Is Not My Home” by Joyce Carter, Julianne Eggold, and Joelle Kohn
    “Thank You Guitar” by Julianne Eggold.

    You can get this episode UNEDITED and commercial free - plus bonus content, outtakes, and merch - for a mere $5 a month on patreon.com/mouseandweens Join the family, like Alexander and Jodie!

    • 48 min
    Haiku Wieners

    Haiku Wieners

    E89 - Our boot scootin cat starts us off with an exclamation mark as we get talking about Weens’ re-entry into the social media world. We find out if she is in fact The Rock’s number one super mega fan on Instagram and what the heck is the name of the guy who wrote Hamilton. Then we get to the meat of the episode and read everyone’s fun Haiku contest submissions, commenting on their back stories and finding out their entertainment industry connections. Put cotton in your ears and get the broom ready because we’re doing some shout-outs and name-dropping! You’ll learn all sorts of stories about us along the way including Mouse’s Australian love connection, Julianne’s Exorcist sleepwalking moves, and Joelle’s thoughts on armpits. This is collegiate stuff, so get out your binder paper and take notes!

    Podcast Promo: Boobies and Noobies

    Song Credit: “Facebook Stalker” by Julianne Eggold. Guitar by Ishan Cooper aka Coop DeVille.
    Voice Actor: Matt Thompson

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    You can get this episode UNEDITED and commercial free - plus bonus content, outtakes, and merch - for a mere $5 a month on patreon.com/mouseandweens Join the family like Alexander and Jodie!

    • 1 hr 3 min
    Love Life and Dating Q&A

    Love Life and Dating Q&A

    E88 - Still stuck on the topic of online dating, Joelle talks Julianne into doing a funny Q & A to find out all about our love lives. First we catch up on 80’s tv, get advice from Alan Alda, and lament the air quality from the Northern California wildfires (stay safe Sunni, Brandi and Cori). Then we jump into online dating with optimistic Mouse and pessimistic Weens, and dissect what types of guys Weens likes. There’s a rather frightening interruption that throws us for a loop, so we pause and come back the next day. You’ll hear about married men, divorced men, and deal breakers when it comes to humor, taste in music, politics, and footwear. We even play a little fantasy threesome, FMK or Whoopee-Marry- Kill, and learn way too much about Tom Hardy and Don Johnson!

    Podcast Promo: Best Forevers: A Podcast for Kindred Spirits www.alysalucas.com
    Podcast Shoutouts to Book of Lies, That’s Not Proper, Paul Csomo of Varmints!, The Picture Show with Austin and Phil Rood, Sleep With Me Podcast, and Chris Fairbanks of Do You Need A Ride?
    Song Credit: "Somebody Else’s Man" by Julianne Eggold
    Voice Actor: Matt Thompson

    Please follow and contact us via Instagram, Twitter, Facebook @mouseandweens

    You can get this episode UNEDITED and AD-FREE - plus bonus content, outtakes, and merch - for a mere $5 a month on www.patreon.com/mouseandweens Join the family!

    • 59 min
    Plucking, Online Dating, Dirty John and Feet

    Plucking, Online Dating, Dirty John and Feet

    E87 This is a fun one from under a blanket in LA! As we’re staring at kneecaps, we talk about shaving, tweezing and how it brings pleasure. Why? To find out, we fact-check plucking and trichotillomania and find out some interesting biology behind it. Then we recap a recent camping trip and have some amazing, simple advice for parents. Naturally, this leads us to talk about the Reels conspiracy theory and online dating. Weens is poking her hairless toe into the man pool and we talk all about Hinge and the fine folks popping up on the app. Then Julianne tells the story of her friend’s involvement with Dirty John. Holy crumb, no wonder she’s hesitant! Finally we get into feet, loafers, and Joelle’s ex-boyfriends who belong in them. It’s a funny episode that lets you peek inside the world of a couple of grown-up but not-so-grown-up sisters.

    This episode is sponsored by http://www.HomeschoolBuyersCo-op.org
    Sign up with referral code WEENS to get up to 90% materials, free webinars & curriculum!

    Song credit: “Love Is A Mess” by http://www.julianneeggold.com
    Voice actor: Matt Thompson

    Please follow and contact us via Instagram, Twitter, Facebook @mouseandweens

    You can get this episode commercial free - plus bonus content, outtakes, and merch - for a mere $5 a month on http://www.patreon.com/mouseandweens Join the family!

    • 44 min
    Part 2 Alison Arngrim: Nellie Oleson of Little House on the Prairie

    Part 2 Alison Arngrim: Nellie Oleson of Little House on the Prairie

    E86 - We’re back to finish our fun interview with Alison Arngrim, the wonderful Nellie Oleson actress, turned stand-up comedian and New York Times best-selling author. She talks about real-life 'Little House on the Prairie' mean girl moments, on-set rumors, what Michael Landon was like, her ringlet HAIR!, and why she thinks Little House child actors grew up to stay on the straight and narrow. We talk about how Alison is the David Hasselhoff of France and the hilarious reason why French cultural differences work in her favor. Joelle recounts stories when she pretended to be tomboy Laura, learned how to be blind like Mary, and even re-enacted the famous Nellie wheelchair scene, sans duck poop and radioactive waste of course! Alison answers some listener questions about her tv episodes and we learn the truth behind certain famous scenes. We also discuss the fact that The Rock might have a crush on her of sorts!

    Alison is the queen of reinvention and hustle, and tells us about her Nasty Nellie tours of Hollywood and her online stand-up shows. She is also a survivor of childhood abuse and now is a powerful advocate at the National Association to Protect Children www.Protect.org Hear her full story in her book, available on www.Bonnetheads.com. We talk about the anxiety during this stressful pandemic, but also the hopeful medical advances that are being made (llama vaccines?!), and how she copes by being a helper. She has found that daily readings of the 'Little House' books on her Facebook Live have helped her and her thousands of followers find comfort. Alison is such a positive force out there and we had a wonderful time learning her story, her causes, and getting to know her. Please follow her and do the same!

    Find all things Alison at www.bonnetheads.com including her 'Confessions of a Prairie Bitch' book, and merchandise. Be sure to click on her newsletter for the latest updates

    Join her daily live readings and listen to her radio show The Alison Arngrim Show. Links on www.facebook.com/alison.arngrim

    Alison is also on Cameo and Coach The World, so please look her up for special 1-on-1 time

    This episode is sponsored by www.HomeschoolBuyersCo-op.org
    Sign up for free with referral code WEENS to get 5,000 smartpoints, free curriculum, free webinars, and up to 90% off handpicked educational materials!

    Song credit: “Weens Slide Guitar” by Julianne Eggold and “If I Had A Chicken” by Kevin MacLeod

    Please follow and contact us via Instagram, Twitter, Facebook @mouseandweens

    The video version of this episode is available on www.YouTube.com search “Mouse and Weens”

    You can get this episode commercial free - plus bonus content, outtakes, and merch - for a mere $5 a month on www.patreon.com/mouseandweens Join the family!

    • 47 min

Customer Reviews

4.9 out of 5
73 Ratings

73 Ratings

braveheart200 ,

Loving this podcast!

Omg these girls have the same sense of humor as me! ( not to give myself a compliment or anything) They’re so easy to listen to, and I love their voices. I’m loving the podcast, so please keep it up!🙌🏼

Seth CTFC ,

So fun!

I just found this podcast and after one episode I’m hooked! Joelle and Julianne are so down to earth. They had their mom on the show and I felt like I was part of the family too. They were so interesting to listen to. I feel like we would be friends if I lived near them. Love this podcast!

Fudget Review ,

Good Times

This podcast is a must listen for me when I need a break from true crime. Definitely take the time to listen to this podcast. It’s light hearted and relatable.

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