Riverdale is a very bad tv show but Cheryl Blossom lives there and we love her. This is a Riverdale review podcast by Fiona and Davide. two friends who live in Japan and the UK.
Chapter 19: Death Proof
THE CURSED EPISODE THAT HAS BEEN RUINING DAVIDE'S LIFE
In this episode: the logistics of hook hand masturbation, places hal can't pee, the mumsy arg, hiram lodge's adoption scheme, fiona's guide to the tokyo gay scene, penelope's mirrored sex sphere, with a heavy heart: balls copter and of course...cheryl
Chapter 18: When A Stranger Calls
So this time FIONA was depressed and took almost four months to edit. Sorry
In this episode: an earnest discussion of Cats 2019 way past the date where it's cool to talk about Cats 2019, hook hands, f*****g to keep the town safe, perhaps the best entrance on TV, Hal's divorce plans, Fiona's dad has not done any crimes, Hal and Hiram's friendship, and of course, Cheryl.
Content warning for this episode: we discuss sexual assault in this episode. 1:21:27-1:25:02 and 1:28:26-1:29:20
Chapter 17: The Town That Dreaded Sundown
In this episode: we get very excited about season 4, the riverdale deep lore, riverdale#s 1 f**k, fiona's guide to the glitz and glamour of hollywood, kevin's dad's monthly meat box, fugue smallvilling, we make one (1) gaming joke to appeal to key demos, davide trains for the mumsy reunion and tragically without any dialogue....cheryl
Mummy, I Had The Most Frightful Podghast
Happy Halloween! Get ready for three episodes of Archie's Weird Mysteries! Featuring: Nasty Boys, ghost jokes galore, a message for the creator of a famous horror podcast, wide cars, Davide's Jarchie Feels, and, if only in our hearts, Cheryl.
Chapter 16: The Watcher in the Wood
In this episode: melindas: this one is for you, davide's worst joke, one of the dumbest arguments we've had (I know), jughead's permanant record, dilton the vampire slayer, the magic mikenus archives, we cast vincent donfrio for season 4 and of course....Cheryl
Chapter 15: Nighthawks
In this episode: Pop, PÖP and Pep, a return of eternal fan favourite: us image searching in a purely audio medium, the person who has editorial final say over riverdale scripts will surprise you, we learn the horrifying truth of what recording at night causes, we take a brief moment to impersonate each other, penny is literally two faced and of course...cheryl
(Audio is real bad towards back end of episode, some is re-recorded but not all, sorry everyone we're trying our best)
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dude! it’s good!
I had been putting off listening to this pod for a while because I needed to catch up with Riverdale first, but I’m so happy I did! I keep finding myself wanting to relisten because, unlike the world of Riverdale, the world of Mumsy recaps is legit comforting and makes me laugh. When I feel an actual urge to return to eps of a new podcast, I know it’s good. Also, tbh, it’s also enriched my Riverdale viewing experience: things make way more sense now I know Archie’s a dog
what an excellent comedy show!!
i have never watched riverdale. that’s not true i got one episode in and got bored and quit. but i know very little about it even though i am the demographic it is made for because the episodes are too long.
but GOD i love this show. it’s so much fun! i know nothing about this show but it is so entertaining! i get more entertainment out of these summaries than i would get out of actually. you know. watching the show riverdale. i love it very much it’s a good podcast and you should listen to it if you think you would like it
Jason has a dog penis
I just........I look high and low for Riverdale content that is funny and nuanced and also walks that awful line between reddit dudes who hate joy and fourteen year olds with posters of KJ Apa in their bedrooms. and this is like the closest I’ve ever come. good podcast. sexy. rarchie is real.