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We’ve all had wardrobe malfunctions – moments when our clothes badly let us down. Susannah Constantine has had many. Like the time her dress straps snapped during a Windsor Castle supper, releasing her breasts into the soup. Clothes and how they define us have fascinated Susannah for years – and were famously explored in her seminal 'What Not To Wear' TV series and bestselling books. Now, she returns to her first and true love in 'My Wardrobe Malfunction', a revealing podcast about our relationship with the items we wear. The ups, downs and a lot more besides… This series began in January 2020 and continued over Zoom throughout lockdown, so please forgive any sound malfunctions. Promise we get our acts together eventually!
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    • 4.6 • 52 Ratings

We’ve all had wardrobe malfunctions – moments when our clothes badly let us down. Susannah Constantine has had many. Like the time her dress straps snapped during a Windsor Castle supper, releasing her breasts into the soup. Clothes and how they define us have fascinated Susannah for years – and were famously explored in her seminal 'What Not To Wear' TV series and bestselling books. Now, she returns to her first and true love in 'My Wardrobe Malfunction', a revealing podcast about our relationship with the items we wear. The ups, downs and a lot more besides… This series began in January 2020 and continued over Zoom throughout lockdown, so please forgive any sound malfunctions. Promise we get our acts together eventually!
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    S8 Ep3: Dannii Minogue and her petite revolution

    S8 Ep3: Dannii Minogue and her petite revolution

    This week's special guest is fashion designer and all-round entertainer Dannii Minogue! She and Susannah discuss tomboys, TV shows and filthy nicknames...
    On that note, offensive language alert: it kicks in around the 62-minute mark (in case you're listening to this within earshot of children...).
    Find Dannii Minogue's Petites autumn winter collection for QVC UK here. You can also find Dannii on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, YouTube, TikTok and on her linktr.ee here.
    As Susannah mentions, My Wardrobe Malfunction is going on tour (to one place - in Guildford, Surrey - on Sunday 7 November)! Starting at 7.45pm (GMT) and live streaming from 8pm. To attend in person please click here for tickets and for live stream tickets click here.
    We'll be joined on the 'tour' by our brilliant house band ‘duo’. As ever, thanks to them for providing our music - you can find duo at duoguitarmusic.com and @duoguitarmusic on their socials.
    And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like this episode, please subscribe, check out the others and give us a five-star rating and review.
    Finally, we always love hearing from you - please email us at help@mywardmal.com. You can also find us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, YouTube and TikTok all @mywardmal, and on our website at mywardmal.com.

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    • 1 hr 5 min
    S8 Ep2: Shirley Ballas and her knicker shocker

    S8 Ep2: Shirley Ballas and her knicker shocker

    This week's special guest is champion ballroom dancer, teacher, actor, author and, of course, Strictly head judge Shirley Ballas! She and Susannah discuss mums, bullying and Naked Attraction...
    Shirley's autobiography, 'Behind The Sequins', is out in paperback today. You can also find her on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook.
    As Susannah mentions, My Wardrobe Malfunction is going on tour (to one place - in Guildford, Surrey - on Sunday 7 November)! Starting at 7.45pm (GMT) and live streaming from 8pm. To attend in person please click here for tickets and for live stream tickets click here.
    We'll be joined on the 'tour' by our brilliant house band ‘duo’. As ever, thanks to them for providing our music - you can find duo at duoguitarmusic.com and @duoguitarmusic on their socials.
    And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like this episode, please subscribe, check out the others and give us a five-star rating and review.
    Finally, we always love hearing from you - please email us at help@mywardmal.com. You can also find us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, YouTube and TikTok all @mywardmal, and on our website at mywardmal.com.

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    • 54 min
    S8 Ep1: Mel Giedroyc and her creepy comfort

    S8 Ep1: Mel Giedroyc and her creepy comfort

    We're back! And to kick off the new season in style, we've an extra long episode with comedian, TV presenter, actor and now author Mel Giedroyc! She and Susannah discuss iced sherry, candlewick and dressing gowns...
    Mel's new novel, 'The Best Things', is out now.
    As Susannah mentions, My Wardrobe Malfunction is going on tour (to one place - in Guildford, Surrey - on Sunday 7 November)! To attend in person please click here for tickets and for live stream tickets click here.
    We'll be joined on the, ahem, 'tour' by our brilliant house band ‘duo’. As ever, thanks to them for providing our music - you can find duo at duoguitarmusic.com and @duoguitarmusic on their socials.
    And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like this episode, please subscribe, check out the others and give us a five-star rating and review.
    Finally, we always love hearing from you - please email us at help@mywardmal.com. You can also find us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, YouTube and TikTok all @mywardmal, and on our website at mywardmal.com.

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    • 1 hr 5 min
    We're back again - soon!

    We're back again - soon!

    We're back again - next Thursday 9 September - for season 8! If you haven't already, please subscribe and pass it on. Thanks!
    Find us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, YouTube and TikTok all @mywardmal, and on our website at mywardmal.com.

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    • 56 sec
    S7 Ep8: Anya Hindmarch and her Village people

    S7 Ep8: Anya Hindmarch and her Village people

    This week's special guest, in the final episode of season seven, is designer, entrepreneur and author Anya Hindmarch! She and Susannah discuss lists, heels and label machines…
    Anya's new book, 'If If Doubt, Wash Your Hair', is out now.
    You can also find her at anyahindmarch.com and @anyahindmarch on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook.
    Hope you've enjoyed this season - we're taking a break but will be back again in September.
    Thanks to our elegant house band ‘duo’. Find them at duoguitarmusic.com and @duoguitarmusic on their socials.
    And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like this episode, please subscribe, check out the others and give us a five-star rating and review.
    Finally, we always love hearing from you - please email us at help@mywardmal.com. And you can also find us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook and YouTube all @mywardmal, and on our website at mywardmal.com.

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    • 49 min
    S7 Ep7: Emma Barnett and her beef stew

    S7 Ep7: Emma Barnett and her beef stew

    This week's special guest is award-winning broadcaster, journalist and author Emma Barnett! She and Susannah discuss frowns, tights and pyjama etiquette…
    Emma's new book, 'It's About Bloody Time. Period', is out in paperback on June 24 and can be pre-ordered now.
    You can also find her on Twitter and Instagram @emmabarnett.
    Thanks to our inquisitive house band ‘duo’. Find them at duoguitarmusic.com and @duoguitarmusic on their socials.
    And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like this episode, please subscribe, check out the others and give us a five-star rating and review.
    Finally, we always love hearing from you - please email us at help@mywardmal.com. And you can also find us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook and YouTube all @mywardmal, and on our website at mywardmal.com.

    See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    • 52 min

Customer Reviews

4.6 out of 5
52 Ratings

52 Ratings

02103 ,

Funny, sassy & charming - SUCH a fun listen!

Having been a fan of Susannah Constantine & Trinny Woodall since the early 2000’s, I was over the MOON to learn that Susannah had a new podcast. My Wardrobe Malfunction did not disappoint - Susannah takes her guests into a journey through their wardrobes, their pasts & their life experiences, and we are brought along for the fab trip. Clothing, of course, is a part of the conversation -but just like when you’re out for coffee with friends, the conversation often veers off topic into fun, touching & interesting topics & you’re always surprised when it’s time to go.

Absolutely LOVE the Suse & Trinny episode - if you loved What Not to Wear (or even if you sadly haven’t ever watched) the chemistry between these two hilarious ladies is as strong as ever.

That’s what My Wardrobe Malfunction feels like - coffee and a catch up with dear old friends, who brought along a new fab person that you get to know. 10/10 Susannah!

Sgt pepper and jujube ,

Wonderful

Lose the background music. Your voice is enough. Otherwise, great stuff.

lcasella ,

Best podcast ever recorded

So fun to have Trinny and Susannah back!

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