No Tourists Allowed - An Insider's Guide to Travel

No Tourists Allowed - An Insider's Guide to Travel
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Two recognized travel industry executives with a combined 71 years on the inside of travel and technology, give up their secrets to the thing everyone wants to do - travel better, pay less and see more of the world. Join us each week - along with recognized industry executives and travel celebrities - as we bring you intel on the hottest new resorts and cruise liners, the latest travel apps and tech tools, and the hacks and maneuvers that help travelers beat the crowds and find those hidden vacation values.

  1. 2d ago

    Why Your Hotel Room Isn't Ready Until 4 PM, and Other Travel Questions Answered

    No Tourists Allowed is trying something new. Instead of the usual format, Mike and James are opening up the mailbag and working through the questions, thoughts, and complaints listeners have been sending in. The premise is simple: two guys with decades in the travel industry explaining why things work the way they do, and what they would actually do in your situation. This episode covers the 4 PM check-in problem and why a three-night stay doesn't really get you three full nights, plus how Las Vegas turned early arrivals into a revenue stream. Mike and James dig into minimum connection times and who actually sets them (hint: it isn't a government agency), whether booking two separate tickets to save a few hundred dollars is worth the risk, and what to do when a crew strike cancels your flight and the hold time is measured in hours. They also disagree productively on convention hotels, with James happy to stay a few miles away and Mike admitting he would now pay 200 euros just for a midday nap. The episode closes with a story from that morning: a group arriving for a birthday celebration only to find the hotel had no record of their prepaid, confirmed reservation. James walks through how those supply chain failures happen, why getting your money back is the easy part, and what travelers can do about the stress and lost time that no refund covers. Have a question, a situation, or even a good story? Send it in at NoTouristsAllowed.com and it might get featured on a future episode.

  2. Aug 5

    Merger Talks, Low Rivers, and Lounge Wars: The State of Travel Right Now

    The Wall Street Journal broke the story that United CEO Scott Kirby called Delta's Ed Bastian to float a merger between the two carriers, and that the call came before United's rejected pitch to American. Mike and James dig into what was really going on there, whether a mega-carrier could help U.S. airlines compete against government-subsidized international rivals, and what happens to fares and secondary airports when competition shrinks. They also look at the Allegiant and Sun Country merger, the loss of Spirit, and why the three highest-volume airlines on the planet are all American. Then the conversation heads to Europe, where wildfires in Spain and France are making headlines and low water on the Danube and Rhine is forcing river cruise lines to bus passengers between ports. James shares a genuinely useful piece of insider advice for anyone with a river cruise booked or planned: the size of the cruise line's fleet matters more than almost anything else when water levels drop, because only the larger operators can move you to a mirror-image ship downstream instead of canceling your trip outright. The guys close out with the escalating airport lounge arms race, including crowded Centurion lounges and Southwest's new partnership with Chase to build co-branded lounges, plus the busiest day in commercial aviation history on July 23rd with more than 153,000 flights worldwide. Add in Edinburgh's new visitor tax and airfares up 25 to 50 percent year over year, and the takeaway is hard to miss. People are traveling anyway, because getting out into the world is something close to a human need.

  3. Jul 21

    The Algorithm Knows You're a Tourist

    Mike is back from his annual sixteen-day golf pilgrimage through Scotland, and he's got stories: a near-career round at the Old Course (two under through fifteen before limping in bogey-bogey-bogey), full Scottish breakfasts with haggis, and a route that wound from St Andrews through Carnoustie, Cruden Bay, and Royal Dornoch all the way to John O'Groats. He also breaks down every legitimate way to score a tee time at the Old Course — from golf travel companies and Scores-street hotels to the advance lottery, the daily ballot, and the singles draw — insider knowledge earned over twenty-five years of annual trips. Then the guys turn a skeptical eye on travel media and technology. James takes on the press's love affair with sensationalized cruise stories, from misleading "fell overboard" headlines to Netflix's Trainwreck: Poop Cruise, and explains why a rare legitimate accident — like the recent Royal Caribbean waterslide failure — deserves scrutiny while manufactured outrage deserves your side-eye. The bigger conversation: how fear-driven coverage distorts perceptions of an industry that's overwhelmingly safe. Finally, the story nobody else is telling yet: airlines are using AI to personalize your airfare, and the price you see may depend on where you're sitting, what device you're on, and how many times you've searched. Mike and James dig into Delta's new pricing partnership, the admitted two-passenger pricing quirk (and the booking trick to beat it), lingering fuel surcharges that never went away, and Mike's bold prediction that consumer-side AI agents will eventually out-negotiate the airlines' own algorithms. Plus: a French reporter's undercover sting exposing tourist pricing at Paris bistros, and your chance to win a balcony-stateroom Alaska cruise for two on Princess.

  4. May 29

    Record Crowds, Crumbling Rooms: Travel's Boom Meets Its Breaking Point

    Ever checked into a Las Vegas hotel room only to find the smoke detector wrapped in a towel and hanging by a cord? In this episode of No Tourists Allowed, Mike and James break down the chaotic current state of the global travel ecosystem, from shocking hospitality disasters to record-breaking holiday crowds. You'll discover the hidden international forces driving up travel costs and learn how to navigate surging airfares so you can still plan a perfect getaway without emptying your wallet. We dive into the unexpected ripple effects of Spirit Airlines’ sudden collapse, exploring how the loss of an ultra-low-cost carrier is opening the door for legacy airlines to inflate flight prices. The conversation also unpacks the booming, controversial trend of aesthetic and medical tourism, revealing why travelers are flocking to South Korea and Turkey for budget-friendly procedures. Finally, we expose the predatory pricing tactics and logistical blunders surrounding the upcoming North American World Cup, but you'll have to listen to find out why these massive FIFA missteps might actually score you a massive last-minute discount. Hit subscribe on your favorite podcast app and leave us a review to help other savvy travelers find the show!

  5. Apr 23

    The $10 Bag Fee That Ruined Air Travel

    Learn expert travel tips to avoid rising airline baggage fees, navigate Venice's new overtourism tax, and uncover affordable Eastern Europe destinations. Episode Resources: Fox Business Report on United-American Merger TalkOfficial Announcement: United Airlines and Starlink PartnershipKayak Report on 2026 Travel Trends and Eastern EuropeLonely Planet Guide to North MacedoniaHave you noticed how trying to board a flight lately feels like a wrestling match over overhead bin space? In this episode of No Tourists Allowed, Mike and James tackle the absurd reality of rising airline bag fees and the boarding chaos they create. By tuning in, you'll discover insider strategies to beat these sneaky costs, upgrade your boarding experience, and save serious money on your next vacation. The guys break down the most impactful travel industry news, starting with the controversial rumor of a United and American Airlines merger and the much-anticipated shift toward free Starlink in-flight Wi-Fi. They also spark a debate over the new overtourism taxes hitting popular destinations like Venice, questioning if these tourist fees actually curb crowds or just squeeze travelers' wallets. Plus, Mike and James reveal why underrated destinations in Eastern Europe are the ultimate travel hack right now, but you'll have to listen to find out exactly which historic countries are seeing a massive 36% drop in airfare.  Don't forget to subscribe to the podcast and leave a five-star review so you never miss out on our expert travel advice!

  6. Apr 15

    Why Are Airlines Allowing In-Flight Calls?

    Are phone calls ruining in-flight etiquette? Discover the best travel books for 2025 and new EU entry delays on the No Tourists Allowed travel podcast. Episode Resources: Rick Steves’ Hippie Trail MemoirOfficial EU Entry-Exit System (EES) InformationIATA Jet Fuel Price MonitorBritish Airways In-Flight Voice and Video Call NewsOfficial Website for Livraria Lello BookstoreImagine trying to sleep on an overnight flight while the person next to you is screaming into their phone on speaker—thanks to new airline Wi-Fi policies, this nightmare might soon become a reality. In this episode of No Tourists Allowed, Mike and James unpack the latest travel industry shifts to help you navigate your upcoming vacations with ease and confidence. Tune in to discover the best new travel literature to inspire your next getaway and learn how global economic changes are directly impacting your travel budget. The guys dive into a lively debate over British Airways' controversial decision to allow in-flight voice calls, exploring how rapidly evolving technology is clashing with traditional travel etiquette. They also break down the hidden reasons behind skyrocketing airfares, the truth about cruise line fuel surcharges, and what the European Union’s new biometric entry-exit system means for your summer holiday delays. Along the way, James shares his top travel book recommendations for 2025 to fuel your wanderlust, while Mike highlights the absurd inconsistencies of global airport security rules. You'll have to listen to find out how a simple pair of nail clippers somehow became a major threat at the TSA checkpoint.  Don't miss your chance to win a free all-inclusive vacation to Mexico by entering our massive giveaway at notouristsallowed.com. Be sure to subscribe to the podcast so you never miss an episode!

  7. Apr 7

    Wearing 25 Pounds of Luggage to Fly Free

    Learn how to beat baggage fees on low-cost airlines using the Flygaroo vest. Plus, explore the rise of bleisure travel and the demand for travel advisors. Episode Resources: Flygaroo Official WebsiteMMGY Report on Travel Advisor TrendsAre exorbitant carry-on fees ruining your budget travel plans? In this episode of No Tourists Allowed, hosts Mike Putman and James Ferrara reveal how to bypass low-cost airline fees and completely upgrade your travel strategy. Tune in to discover an ingenious new wearable hack that acts as a wearable suitcase, plus learn how to seamlessly merge corporate trips with leisure vacations to maximize your global experiences without breaking the bank.  The episode kicks off with Nicolas Gutierrez de Esteban, the young entrepreneur behind Flygaroo - a revolutionary travel vest capable of holding up to 25 pounds of clothing to outsmart strict baggage policies on low-cost carriers. Mike and James also explore the booming trend of "bleisure travel," explaining how extending corporate trips over a weekend can actually save companies money on airfare while providing employees with rich, morale-boosting cultural experiences. Finally, they break down eye-opening industry research showing a massive generational shift, as Millennials and Gen Z increasingly ditch DIY vacation planning to rely on professional travel advisors for unique, secure, and stress-free getaways.  Ready to travel smarter and save big on your next international adventure? Subscribe to No Tourists Allowed, leave us a review, and grab your own vest and support the Flygaroo campaign!

  8. Mar 31

    How AI Just Changed Travel Planning Forever

    Discover if Punta Cana all-inclusive resorts are worth it, how agentic AI in travel empowers advisors, and essential global travel safety updates. Episode Resources: Official Website for Hard Rock Hotel & Casino Punta CanaUpcoming Moon Palace Punta Cana ExpansionDetails on the InteleJoe Agentic AI ToolU.S. State Department Travel AdvisoriesEnter the GiveawayWhether you're dreaming of a sprawling Caribbean resort or wondering if artificial intelligence should plan your next vacation, the global travel landscape is shifting faster than ever. In this episode of *No Tourists Allowed*, Mike and James break down the reality of mega all-inclusive resorts, the explosive rise of agentic AI in travel booking, and how current geopolitical events are reshaping global flight routes. Tune in to discover how to stretch your vacation dollar, confidently navigate international safety advisories, and uncover hidden gem destinations away from the typical tourist traps.  The guys kick things off with a firsthand review of the enormous Hard Rock Resort in Punta Cana, sharing expert tips on balancing all-inclusive convenience with authentic local culture. The conversation then pivots to a massive industry debate: will the new wave of "agentic AI" finally replace human travel advisors, or is the ultimate travel planning strategy a hybrid of futuristic tech and human empathy? They also unpack how Middle Eastern conflicts and localized weather events in Jamaica are impacting the broader travel industry. You'll have to listen to hear their top recommendations for safe, off-the-beaten-path travel escapes—and learn exactly which popular Mexican tourist city you should cross off your itinerary this season. Don't forget to check enter our exclusive giveaway for a free three-night vacation to a luxury all-inclusive resort in Mexico! Hit subscribe on Apple, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts, and please leave us a review to help other wanderlust-driven travelers find the show.

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Two recognized travel industry executives with a combined 71 years on the inside of travel and technology, give up their secrets to the thing everyone wants to do - travel better, pay less and see more of the world. Join us each week - along with recognized industry executives and travel celebrities - as we bring you intel on the hottest new resorts and cruise liners, the latest travel apps and tech tools, and the hacks and maneuvers that help travelers beat the crowds and find those hidden vacation values.

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