51 episodes

Welcome to Topher Goggin's totally irreverent, mega-sarcastic fairy tale recaps for grown-ups, with laugh out loud "news" stories thrown in for good measure. This is definitely not your mother's goose.

Not Your Mother's Goose Topher Goggin

    • Comedy
    • 4.6 • 13 Ratings

Welcome to Topher Goggin's totally irreverent, mega-sarcastic fairy tale recaps for grown-ups, with laugh out loud "news" stories thrown in for good measure. This is definitely not your mother's goose.

    Secret Bonus Episode: Winnie-the-Pooh, Jack and Jill, The Farmer in the Dell

    Secret Bonus Episode: Winnie-the-Pooh, Jack and Jill, The Farmer in the Dell

    If you needs just one more dose of Not Your Mother's Goose, you're in luck. Back in 2021, we released a secret "bonus" episode for new subscribers to the "Goose Droppings" email list. Now it's going out to the world. Have some hunny with Winnie-the-Pooh, select a wife for the Farmer in the Dell, and fire up Rapunzel's Jukebox with original version of Andrew Mitchell's Rip Van Winkle tune, "Snooze."

    • 17 min
    The Price Is Right, Old King Cole, Three Blind Mice, and American Pie

    The Price Is Right, Old King Cole, Three Blind Mice, and American Pie

    Not Your Mother's Goose wraps up with a mammoth finale, featuring everything from The Price Is Right to Three Blind Mice, and our most ambitious Rapunzel's Jukebox song ever, American Pie. Don't miss your last chance to:
    * Come on down with Bob Barker, as we take a snow day from school and watch The Price Is Right* Clean up the leftover nursery rhymes, like Three Blind Mice and Old King Cole* Head to the before-and-after movies to watch The Gingerbread Man-in-Black* Check out the news, where Oscar the Grouch goes green and moves into a recycling bin* Schedule a consult with Dr. Rick from Progressive, here to help fairy tale characters who are becoming their parents.
    Plus, Andrew Mitchell has officially outdone himself on Rapunzel's Jukebox, back with full fairy tale version of American Pie that you can't miss.

    • 36 min
    Rapunzel's Jukebox - Behind the Music 3

    Rapunzel's Jukebox - Behind the Music 3

    Our next-to-last episode features the return of Andrew Mitchell, back to play all of our hilarious songs from the past years, plus a brand new Herman's Hermits parody, as "Something Good" turns into a Pinocchio tune - "Something Wood."
    Songs:- Hey Mary's Lamb (Carrie Anne by the Hollies)- Walking to Grandma's (Walking in Memphis by Mark Cohn)- Wonderland (Margaritaville by Jimmy Buffett)- Gals in High Places (Friends in Low Places by Garth Brooks)- Ichabod Crane (Sweet Baby James by James Taylor)- Willy Wonka (Sugar, Sugar by The Archies)- Tom Petty Medley (Tree Fallin', I Don't Know How It Feels, The Dating, Rowin' Down a Stream)- Something Wood (Something Good by Herman's Hermits)

    • 51 min
    Scooby Doo, Tarzan, Mousetrap, and Rapunzel's Jukebox

    Scooby Doo, Tarzan, Mousetrap, and Rapunzel's Jukebox

    We'll fire up the Mystery Machine with Scooby Doo and chase some ghosts (and/or cranky middle-aged guys in rubber masks), swing on some vines with Tarzan, and give a 2-star rating for hospitality to the folks from "She'll Be Comin' Around the Mountain." Plus we'll check the news, which is sponsored by the Big Bad Wolf's new meal kit service, Hello Flesh, and fire up a new Tom Petty Medley on Rapunzel's Jukebox.

    • 28 min
    Batman, Humpty Dumpty, "Woolbrite" and More

    Batman, Humpty Dumpty, "Woolbrite" and More

    It's time to rid Gotham City of filth with Bruce Wayne, examine the curious songwriting choices of Rock-a-Bye Baby, and get your sheep white as snow with this week's sponsor, Woolbrite.
    Plus:- Try to help Humpty Dumpty by calling all the King's paramedics- Examine the classroom game 7-Up to learn why I was so bad at it (Answer: I got CHEATED!!)- In the news, Mario pays a record littering fine for dropping banana peels and other objects on highways- In depth analysis of what kind of shoe that Old Woman was living in, including debating if hightops could as two stories

    • 23 min
    Popeye, Yogi Bear, Uno, and Final Dining Results!

    Popeye, Yogi Bear, Uno, and Final Dining Results!

    A episode jam-packed with fun! We'll pop the spinach with Popeye, head to Jellystone Park with Yogi Bear, play Uno, cue up Rapunzel's Jukebox, AND announce the winner of the Tournament of Disney Dining!

    • 32 min

Customer Reviews

4.6 out of 5
13 Ratings

13 Ratings

Wiefe1bm ,

For any parent!!

This will bring a smile to any parent’s face. Great work, Topher.

LindsayP2012 ,

Hilarious and Engaging!

This podcast is amazing! Topher does an amazing job taking fairy tales we all know and love, but adding a twist! It includes hilarious news and pop culture references at the perfect time, that just makes you laugh out loud! A great listen on my drive to work 😁

EDCBBCED ,

Worth the listen!

Looking for a good laugh? Topher puts together a series of engaging podcasts filled with hilarious commentary on familiar childhood fairy tales. More episodes please!

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