We Hired a Sitter For This

Patrick Holbert - Standup Comedian
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We Hired a Sitter For This

Newlyweds Ross & Patrick discuss love, sex, and whatever else tickles their fancy.

  1. 5 DAYS AGO

    "Nice Pants Bro"

    In the podcast recording of episode 163 of "We Hired a Sitter for This," hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte engage in a lively discussion covering a range of topics. They kick off with personal updates, including Gastor's memorable experience at the World Series with his father, celebrating the latter’s recovery from chemotherapy, making for a heartfelt conversation about baseball as a familial bond. The duo then shifts gears to fashion, where they explore Gastor’s extensive hat collection and care routine, contrasting it with Patrick’s minimalist style, while also brainstorming a stand-up fashion challenge web series. The discussion evolves into the impact of parenting on children's futures, touching on Gastor's children’s educational paths and Patrick's observations on sports opportunities for urban youth. They reflect on career choices, with Gastor contemplating balancing comedy with traditional employment and Patrick discussing long-term financial security in the arts. The podcast concludes with discussions about stand-up performance styles and the influence of spouses in their comedy careers. Action items include exploring co-headlining shows in Wisconsin and Chicago, following up on fundraising MC opportunities, and focusing on job searches in entertainment or teaching fields.

    54 min

  2. NOV 13

    "Ryan Reynolds for President"

    Summary written by an eavesdropping AI robot: In the informal podcast recording held on November 5, 2023, participants engaged in a lively discussion covering a variety of topics. The meeting began with a conversation about the upcoming Election Day on November 5, 2024, sharing experiences from past elections and expressing mixed feelings regarding potential outcomes. The hosts then shifted to reflections on their recent acting projects, including the pressures faced by comedians, highlighting notable figures like Ryan Reynolds. This was followed by a conversation about the recent New York City Marathon, focusing on personal fitness goals and the dedication necessary for marathon training. The group then ventured into habits around reading, discussing book recommendations and strategies for reducing phone usage before bed, including plans for creating a cozy reading space at home. Finally, the discussion culminated in an exploration of hip hop music, its literary significance, and its cultural impacts, particularly regarding political connections. Participants identified action items, such as considering the NaNoWriMo writing challenge and exploring ways to enhance reading habits.

    46 min

  3. NOV 6

    "Emotional Embargo"

    In the latest episode of the WHASFT podcast, hosts Patrick Holbert and Ross Erin Martineau reconnect, sharing personal updates and reflections on various topics including Halloween decorations, the upcoming election, and Ross' return after a brief hiatus. They delve into their past experiences with addiction and recovery, touching on the 12-step program and the complexities of maintaining sobriety and relationships. A discussion about their recent visit to a haunted house leads to lighthearted conversations about dating and family life, particularly focusing on their daughter Franny's reactions to their behavior. They also contemplate potential work opportunities that could take Patrick to Europe, along with the accompanying challenges of family separation. The meeting concludes with action items for both hosts, including preparing affirmations for family support and plans for a stationery store visit.

    52 min

  4. OCT 30

    "It's Tone, Bro"

    In the latest podcast recording meeting, the hosts delved into various topics centered around comedy and family, starting with Patrick Holbert's experiences at open mics and the evolving landscape of comedy specials, including a discussion on the necessity of uniqueness in performances. They highlighted notable works such as Sarah Tolemache's special and Tom Dustin's documentary, while Patrick shared his uncertainty regarding his career trajectory. The conversation then shifted to family dynamics, specifically addressing a Reddit post about adult-only gatherings and reflecting on personal anecdotes related to children's behavior at events. The hosts exchanged insights on planning children's birthday parties, weighing the pros and cons of different venues. Lastly, they explored parenting strategies, emphasizing the important role grandparents play in managing kids' behavior during social events. Action items included Patrick's follow-up on a show booking and brainstorming creative concepts for future comedy specials. ****This summary was written by a robot****

    46 min

  5. OCT 23

    "Let The Record Show"

    In the latest episode of the podcast "We Hired a Sitter for This," hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte discuss a range of topics, beginning with updates on Patrick's solo parenting journey while his wife, Ross, undergoes yoga teacher training, and her desire to clarify some misconceptions about her smoking habits. The hosts delve into home maintenance challenges, particularly Patrick's attempt to fix a bathroom faucet, and reflect on family dynamics, including his daughter Franny’s evolving comfort preferences and the difficulties of watching children's shows. The conversation then shifts to pop culture, covering Gastro's aversion to musical theater and Patrick's passion for documentaries, before exploring ideas for new projects, such as a show about hype men in hip-hop and a possible documentary on the Montreal Expos. The episode concludes with actionable items for both hosts, aiming to further develop their creative pursuits. ***This Summary was written by a robot***

    50 min

  6. OCT 16

    "P.C. Regina"

    Hang on by the skin of your feet for this adrenaline rush of an episode!!

    45 min

  7. OCT 9

    "Custom Country Club"

    Patrick has a rough gig at a country club and Gastor helps him turn lemons into mangú.

    1 hr

  8. OCT 2

    "A Horrifying Mistake"

    When is a horror movie too much? And other questions

    1 hr
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