Parsons & Emslie Do Talking

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Parsons & Emslie Do Talking

Joseph Parsons and Joseph Emslie are best mates and widely celebrated stand up comedians. Every week, they have a light hearted and hilarious chat about all sorts of important and very unimportant things, in the way that only best friends can.

  1. 6D AGO

    #14 - Homo code

    The boys are back with some top chat. Parsons has been to Inside Number 9 live and saw one of the Worlds greatest shopping lists. Emslie exposes his poor spelling and poor maths skills. Do gays use more lube? Well, let's find out. If you want to see Joseph Parsons on tour, you can buy tickets at: https://www.josephparsons.co.uk/tour Emslie's Mach Fest show is here: https://machcomedyfest.co.uk/show/2025/joseph-emslie/ You can contact these most beautiful of boys on social media or simply comment below. Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/parsonsandemslie https://www.instagram.com/joseph.emslie https://www.instagram.com/josephparsonscomedy Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/parsonsandemslie.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/josephemslie.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/josephparsons.bsky.social Title track credit: "Once Is Enough" - Margareta (it's a banger)

    38 min

  2. FEB 27

    #13 - Leave my eyes alone!

    This week, Parsons and Emslie finally introduce a long awaited feature - Parsons' Chat GPT Diary. The boys also discuss phobias and the punctuality of Pete Doherty. It really is an episode that has it all. If you want to see Joseph Parsons on tour, you can buy tickets at: https://www.josephparsons.co.uk/tour If you want to see Emslie's Mach Fest show: "Splish Splosh WIP", you can here: https://machcomedyfest.co.uk/show/2025/joseph-emslie/ You can contact these most beautiful of boys on social media or simply comment below. Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/parsonsandemslie https://www.instagram.com/joseph.emslie https://www.instagram.com/josephparsonscomedy Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/parsonsandemslie.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/josephemslie.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/josephparsons.bsky.social Title track credit: "Once Is Enough" - Margareta (it's a banger)

    35 min

  3. FEB 20

    #12 - Oh Glasgow

    Parsons and Emslie discuss an eventful trip to Glasgow as they go into frank detail about the realities of putting on your first tour as a stand up comedian. Parsons reveals the good and the bad of being on tour, dealing with an unruly couple. Plus the boys recount somewhat bewildering and scary encounter with a man in the centre of Glasgow. Probably should say, very light trigger warning here for those not wanting to hear about homophobia today. If you want to see Joseph Parsons on tour, you can buy tickets at: https://www.josephparsons.co.uk/tour You can contact these most beautiful of boys on social media or simply comment below. Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/parsonsandemslie https://www.instagram.com/joseph.emslie https://www.instagram.com/josephparsonscomedy Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/parsonsandemslie.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/josephemslie.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/josephparsons.bsky.social Title track credit: "Once Is Enough" - Margareta (it's a banger)

    36 min

  4. FEB 6

    #11 - Upwards of 80 squirrels

    Emslie says goodbye to his childhood family home and memories are shared. Also on the menu are claims to fame and some awful fashion choices. If you want to see Joseph Parsons on tour, you can buy tickets at: https://www.josephparsons.co.uk/tour You can contact these most beautiful of boys on social media or simply comment below. Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/parsonsandemslie https://www.instagram.com/joseph.emslie https://www.instagram.com/josephparsonscomedy Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/parsonsandemslie.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/josephemslie.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/josephparsons.bsky.social Title track credit: "Once Is Enough" - Margareta (it's a banger)

    36 min

  5. JAN 30

    #10 - I think my teeth smell like cum

    In this weeks episode, Emslie has an embarrassing moment at a stand up gig and Parsons kicked a ball into his own face. Also on the menu is of course, some top tour chat and Parsons teeth straightening journey. If you want to see Joseph Parsons on tour, you can buy tickets at: https://www.josephparsons.co.uk/tour You can contact these most beautiful of boys on social media or simply comment below. Instagram:    / parsonsandemslie      / joseph.emslie      / josephparsonscomedy   Bluesky: a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbjdQc1hRaGFqekc1c1hhVE1fVjA2b3hkbUlIQXxBQ3Jtc0tuckxuYUo4U0tyc3pQekc2Tl96TFJrSlNjZy10SllfeVAyTTZqTzFUNWU3OS01amxhdVJuVGpBUVZ1MjJURFdsaUViRXpTc2o0WEdtclg3VzFQXzNTeUFqVmk1aVQ3eFYtUU5XeU9HOW5WNzNSeVI2bw&q=https%3A%2F%2Fbsky.app%2Fprofile%2Fparsonsandemslie.bsky.social&v=T5yiHnewOcs" rel="noopener noreferrer"...

    39 min

  6. JAN 23

    #9 - Making hens meet

    Listeners, his tour has "began"! Parsons has started his tour and at the time of recording, we have absolutely no idea how it's gone so far. On this episode the boys talk about getting sayings wrong, making friends in the gym and their issues with the guests on the Graham Norton show. If you want to see Joseph Parsons on tour, you can buy tickets at: https://www.josephparsons.co.uk/tour You can contact these most beautiful of boys on social media or simply comment below. Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/parsonsandemslie https://www.instagram.com/joseph.emslie https://www.instagram.com/josephparsonscomedy Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/parsonsandemslie.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/josephemslie.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/josephparsons.bsky.social Title track credit: "Once Is Enough" - Margareta (it's a banger)

    36 min

  7. JAN 16

    #8 - Basically we were tw*ts when we were younger and we had jobs

    In this episode Parsons and Emslie talk about their old jobs, including some revelations about Next, Emslie's first paper round and a mad story about Parsons' angry boss in a cafe. The boys also talk nicknames and of course there's a smidge of tour chat. If you want to see Joseph Parsons on tour, you can buy tickets at: https://www.josephparsons.co.uk/tour You can contact these most beautiful of boys on social media or simply comment below. Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/parsonsandemslie https://www.instagram.com/joseph.emslie https://www.instagram.com/josephparsonscomedy Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/parsonsandemslie.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/josephemslie.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/josephparsons.bsky.social Title track credit: "Once Is Enough" - Margareta (it's a banger)

    36 min

  8. JAN 9

    #7 - Parsons' dating appraisal

    This week Emslie has a go at Parsons for his approach to dating. Also on the menu, Parsons' new hobby and some driving chat. If you want to see Joseph Parsons on tour, you can buy tickets at: https://www.josephparsons.co.uk/tour You can contact these most beautiful of boys on social media or simply comment below. Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/parsonsandemslie https://www.instagram.com/joseph.emslie https://www.instagram.com/josephparsonscomedy Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/parsonsandemslie.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/josephemslie.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/josephparsons.bsky.social Title track credit: "Once Is Enough" - Margareta (it's a banger)

    35 min
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About

Joseph Parsons and Joseph Emslie are best mates and widely celebrated stand up comedians. Every week, they have a light hearted and hilarious chat about all sorts of important and very unimportant things, in the way that only best friends can.

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  • Creator
    Parsons and Emslie
  • Years Active
    2019 - 2025
  • Episodes
    14
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2024 Parsons and Emslie
  • Show Website
    Parsons & Emslie Do Talking

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