15 episodes

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    • Comedy
    • 4.6 • 5 Ratings

You’re listening to the Planetary Broadcast Network, the leading news service in the free world. The thousands of dedicated men and women who staff our news bureaus around the globe file reports 24 hours a day by telegraph, telephone, carrier pigeon, and high-frequency radio relay. Our crack team of veteran news analysts boils it down—no robotic news aggregators here. Each night, from our state-of-the-art broadcast parabola high atop the historic Hertz building in downtown Rocket City, we broadcast the news that you, Mr. and Mrs. America, need to know.

    Welcome to the Planetary Broadcast Network

    Welcome to the Planetary Broadcast Network

    On July 4th, join our award-winning anchor, James Dixon, as he delivers the PBN Evening News, covering international events, sports, weather, exclusive interviews, and more.

    Whether you’re an earnest young Gravity Scout, a businessman off to work in his new flying car, or a housewife programming the domestic bots to make dinner, you’re certain to find these weekly 15-minute broadcasts entertaining and informative. Don’t be left behind in this fast-moving Atomic Age–stay up to speed (and out of the acid rain) with PBN’s Evening News!

    • 2 min
    "Lost at Sea"

    "Lost at Sea"

    Our top story tonight: the USS Nebrahoma is lost at sea, presumably destroyed. Also, reports on the new flying car by Edison Autos, First Lady Helena Morrow’s youth initiative, and the hottest trends from Fashion Fortnight. Weather by Chip Moses, and the latest adventure of Fission Girl—episode 8A, “Deep Fission.”

    • 18 min
    “Unrest in the South Pacific”

    “Unrest in the South Pacific”

    Our top story tonight: a new island republic declares its independence in the South Pacific, amidst reports of increased piracy in the region. In other news, the first fatal crash involving Edison Autos’ flying car, a report on an important rules change by the World Cricket Council, the inspiring story of simian astronaut Dr. Bubbles, and finally, Fission Girl Episode 5D, “Carcinogen Ho!”

    • 19 min
    “Where Are Your Tax Dollars Going?”

    “Where Are Your Tax Dollars Going?”

    Tonight’s top story: unexplained amendments to Senate bills. Why are your taxes funding new independent republics in the South Pacific? Also, a freak EMP pulse causes a multiday traffic jam, NASA officials deny that a massive meteor is headed for Earth, and Fission Girl Episode 15M, “Saucers Ahoy!”

    • 20 min
    “Countries, Countries Everywhere!”

    “Countries, Countries Everywhere!”

    The top story tonight: James Dixon interviews a spokesman for the Independent Republic of Free Capitalist Possum Island about the sudden surge in new maritime republics around the world. Additional reports include details on the “Brotherhood of the Nucleus” commune, the biological sentience bill in the Senate, and a scientist who talks with ravens. The adventures of Fission Girl continue with episode 17B, “The Grey Zone.”

    • 22 min
    “Friends or Foes”

    “Friends or Foes”

    Tonight’s top story: America’s relationship with the newly formed maritime republics. Also, another flying car crashes with fatal results, the US National Cricket team clinches the American pennant, and scientists discover that octopuses are exhibiting hive-like behavior. Fission Girl’s epic tale continues in episode 7K, “The Grey Zone, Part II.”

    • 21 min

Customer Reviews

4.6 out of 5
5 Ratings

5 Ratings

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