Pick-up Lines & Dating

Kiwi English

Hey guys, here are all the pick-up lines we mentioned in the episode:

  1. Hey my name is Microsoft, can I crash at your place tonight?
  2. Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
  3. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you. (Eiffel = I fell, meaning to fall in love)
  4. If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
  5. Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
  6. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see.
  7. If you were a Transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.
  8. I must be in a museum because you truly are a work of art.
  9. Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?
  10. Did you just come out of the oven, because you’re hot!
  11. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
  12. It’s a good thing I have my library card because I’m totally checking you out.
  13. My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can’t hold it in.
  14. Someone better call God, because he’s missing an angel.
  15. We’re not socks, but I think we’d make a great pair.
  16. Do you have a bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
  17. I seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?
  18. Are you a parking ticket? Because you have 'fine' written all over you.

to chat up (someone) = to flirt, to talk with someone in a flirtatious way

Pour écouter des épisodes au contenu explicite, connectez‑vous.

Recevez les dernières actualités sur cette émission

Connectez‑vous ou inscrivez‑vous pour suivre des émissions, enregistrer des épisodes et recevoir les dernières actualités.

Choisissez un pays ou une région

Afrique, Moyen‑Orient et Inde

Asie‑Pacifique

Europe

Amérique latine et Caraïbes

États‑Unis et Canada