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In early 2003 I had a life threatening bus accident while traveling in Siberia. In the following months I would learn look to other options for entertainment as my eyes had been in critical condition for weeks at this point. I would fall in love with the hospital’s library and would become friends with Shlivansi Sovanskia. When I was finally able to leave and get back home I relized that my life had changed and I didn’t know if going back to my old job and tiny apartment. So would go into the woods and build a log cabin out of snow. Then I would craft a wooden bow out of steel I found from a Russian grandma in the woods. About a year and a half later I was hunting fur frogs and I missed my arrow wide.when I tracked it down I found a horrible scene . The librarian, Shlivansi Sovanskia had been hit by my stray arrow and had bled out from a gun wound in the neck. Horrified I quickly robbed my friend and ran away. When I got back I put on his clothes and buzzed my hair. Then I would start walking, I would find a large mounts and stared hiking down into the mountain . Once i reached the bottom of the mountain i ran back and saw the bus that smacked me over 47 years ago. It was hurtling at me at 77 mph and was about to hit me for the 4th time. Then I felt a push and stared falling to my left, out of the way of the bus. When I looked back I saw Shlivansi Sovanskia taking the hit for me. After hearing a satisfying plop I looked to the ground and saw a iPhone 9 max with beats headphones plugged in. I put the beats on and heard this podcast and it changed my life. I went back home, I invested in Tesla, I saw my uncles. The words that I heard made me a better person. Pls give me money

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