The Last Gamer Men Like That

Video games. They have been a cultural touchstone ever since Christopher Columbus murdered all those people then invented video games. Ole Chris loved the games so much, he named his boats, the Nina, the Pinta and the Santa Maria, after the earliest known flavors of Mountain Dew Amp Game Fuel.
Enough history lessons, time for a real lesson. We are going to pound true gamer drinks, beg Obama to bring F.E.A.R to Xbox One, play a little Family Fued and maybe even meet a certain celebrity TV family. It is MLT time, the gaming episode.