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Picture this: you're fireside with Howie Carr, and it's time for him to tell you a story. Ol' Billy Barnoski wrote a story in the days of fixing horse races, and Howie found the original text. What else does one do on a Friday afternoon such gold? Tune in for a dramatic reading by the Captain of the Swinging D**k Derby!

Join Howie and Taylor as they report the most embarrassing examples of humanity that came across their desks this week. It's called Police Blotter Fax Friday, and it comes around in the third hour of the show every Friday afternoon.

He was in, and now he's out again. Turtleboy fills in Howie's listeners on his day at the Dedham courthouse where the Karen Read murder trial is taking place.

If your chip off the ol' block were taking part in the destruction of the Magna Carta, would you turn him in to the police? Does that make you a "rat?" Grace and Howie weigh the options.

A few stories may have slipped through the cracks this week, but never fear! Emma Foley is here to cover them. Today on Last Call, the duo discusses 18-year-old Barron Trump's entrance into the political sphere. Then, Massachusetts Governor Maura Healey and Boston Mayor Michelle Wu book their trip to Italy, where they will deliver a keynote address at a Pontifical climate conference.