1 hr 7 min
Episode 157 Corona Chronicles: If You Dont Like Baby Sounds, This May Not Be The Pod For You Anymore. Anything But Vanilla Podcast
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- Comedy
If you thought you were getting a week off from Fran’s man voice- guess what Bitches???? You were wrong. Clearly this lady is such a workaholic (read thirst monster) she can’t even take a week off from the pod after having a baby. So enjoy the sweet sounds of a fussy baby and the incoherent ramblings of a tired mom- you can tell Claire is loving it!!!
Welcome in to episode 57, where Claire has the difficult task of manning this ship, because let’s face it, Fran is essentially a shell of a human being at the moment. This week in review brings listeners the good (Fran had a healthy baby and Claire had some bomb pool days) and some less than stellar moments (Fran’s birth was unmedicated and Claire had a big client put a project on hold). Some Trump news is shared (we intentionally avoid this topic typically) and to balance that out we talk about booze and some booze reviews we will be posting this summer. Advice comes at us from a listener who is dating online, long distance- in the times of the Rona. Here is where Fran’s lack of experience and mom brain really collide (poor Claire) . “Corona Confessions” for week 11 reveals some anxiety shopping and Claire decides to put the kabosh on the whole segment. She officially over it. As SIP comes to a close in SAC- so do our lame confessions. The ladies are continuing to share products they love (makeup and face masks) Lastly, this weeks hater is brought to you by that racist Karen, Amy Cooper. You are a menace to society you racist piece of garbage.
Watermelon Slushie
¼ cup freshly squeezed lime or lemon juice¼ cup sugar4 cups cubed seedless watermelon1 cup chilled (preferably frozen) vodkaLemon or lime wheels and mint sprigsCombine the lime juice and sugar in a small bowl and stir until dissolved.
Make space in the freezer for a 9 x 13 baking dish. Arrange the watermelon in the dish, then pour the sugar-lime juice all over the watermelon and freeze at least 4 hours and up to 24. Transfer the frozen watermelon and any frozen liquid to a blender along with the vodka and blend until slushy.
Did you enjoy the shows intro song? Thomas Castillo and his band Creamline, created ABV’s spectacular music. If you want to hear more from Creamline, you can find them on instagram @creamline916. In need of some advice? Want to ask us something weird or embarrassing and have us answer it live? Looking to slide into our DM’s?
Find us @abvpodcast on insta and twitter
If you thought you were getting a week off from Fran’s man voice- guess what Bitches???? You were wrong. Clearly this lady is such a workaholic (read thirst monster) she can’t even take a week off from the pod after having a baby. So enjoy the sweet sounds of a fussy baby and the incoherent ramblings of a tired mom- you can tell Claire is loving it!!!
Welcome in to episode 57, where Claire has the difficult task of manning this ship, because let’s face it, Fran is essentially a shell of a human being at the moment. This week in review brings listeners the good (Fran had a healthy baby and Claire had some bomb pool days) and some less than stellar moments (Fran’s birth was unmedicated and Claire had a big client put a project on hold). Some Trump news is shared (we intentionally avoid this topic typically) and to balance that out we talk about booze and some booze reviews we will be posting this summer. Advice comes at us from a listener who is dating online, long distance- in the times of the Rona. Here is where Fran’s lack of experience and mom brain really collide (poor Claire) . “Corona Confessions” for week 11 reveals some anxiety shopping and Claire decides to put the kabosh on the whole segment. She officially over it. As SIP comes to a close in SAC- so do our lame confessions. The ladies are continuing to share products they love (makeup and face masks) Lastly, this weeks hater is brought to you by that racist Karen, Amy Cooper. You are a menace to society you racist piece of garbage.
Watermelon Slushie
¼ cup freshly squeezed lime or lemon juice¼ cup sugar4 cups cubed seedless watermelon1 cup chilled (preferably frozen) vodkaLemon or lime wheels and mint sprigsCombine the lime juice and sugar in a small bowl and stir until dissolved.
Make space in the freezer for a 9 x 13 baking dish. Arrange the watermelon in the dish, then pour the sugar-lime juice all over the watermelon and freeze at least 4 hours and up to 24. Transfer the frozen watermelon and any frozen liquid to a blender along with the vodka and blend until slushy.
Did you enjoy the shows intro song? Thomas Castillo and his band Creamline, created ABV’s spectacular music. If you want to hear more from Creamline, you can find them on instagram @creamline916. In need of some advice? Want to ask us something weird or embarrassing and have us answer it live? Looking to slide into our DM’s?
Find us @abvpodcast on insta and twitter
1 hr 7 min