36 episodes

A podcast about the Portland Timbers, Portland Thorns, MLS, NWSL, and U.S. soccer.

For breaking soccer news…
For insight that excels…
For expert analytics…
...you better go somewhere else.

But for a bit of craic about PDX footy with tongue firmly in cheek, inaccurate predictions, the hottest of takes, and plenty of off-the-rails moments, you’ve found the right vanity project. Just read what other satisfied listeners around the Rose City and beyond are saying:

“I learned absolutely nothing about the team. I’m not even sure these guys watch soccer.”
- Hugh Mann

"Like shepherds with some mics, they may have single handedly corralled the sheeple against the evils of the deep state."
-Stephanie

“I make all my important decisions, soccer-related and personal, after listening to Portland Vanity.”
- definitely the real Merritt Paulson

“¿Por qué ellos hablan tanto de c**a?”
- Diego

“They're pretty nice, for assholes.”
- Dane

“They’re such sweet boys, but do they have to swear so much?”
- your grandma

“I gave one of them a key to my house, and every episode I listen to I question that decision.”
- Tyler

“Sign me up for cropped top and booty shorts day!”
-McG

“I quit.”
- Randy


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    • 5.0 • 9 Ratings

A podcast about the Portland Timbers, Portland Thorns, MLS, NWSL, and U.S. soccer.

For breaking soccer news…
For insight that excels…
For expert analytics…
...you better go somewhere else.

But for a bit of craic about PDX footy with tongue firmly in cheek, inaccurate predictions, the hottest of takes, and plenty of off-the-rails moments, you’ve found the right vanity project. Just read what other satisfied listeners around the Rose City and beyond are saying:

“I learned absolutely nothing about the team. I’m not even sure these guys watch soccer.”
- Hugh Mann

"Like shepherds with some mics, they may have single handedly corralled the sheeple against the evils of the deep state."
-Stephanie

“I make all my important decisions, soccer-related and personal, after listening to Portland Vanity.”
- definitely the real Merritt Paulson

“¿Por qué ellos hablan tanto de c**a?”
- Diego

“They're pretty nice, for assholes.”
- Dane

“They’re such sweet boys, but do they have to swear so much?”
- your grandma

“I gave one of them a key to my house, and every episode I listen to I question that decision.”
- Tyler

“Sign me up for cropped top and booty shorts day!”
-McG

“I quit.”
- Randy


Leave us a voicemail: 503-583-4235

    PVSP Ep 36

    PVSP Ep 36

    We're on a roll! (The Timbers, not our podcast.) The gang stumbles through the last tow games of our unbeaten in 5 streak. Shinyashiki, Abubakar. Say it with us, it's fun! Jonathan's health issues move from his backside to his front side, as he goes the extra mile to review US vs. UK health systems for the fans. What fans? We're not sure. We also argue about why the month long Leagues Cup between MLS and Liga MX is a bad idea, no matter what Jonathan thinks.

    Outro Music: The Menzingers "I Don't Wanna Be An A*****e Anymore" - https://themenzingers.com

    Produced and Engineered by Greg Donnelly
    Intro Song written & performed by Greg Donnelly

    Feedback:
    Email - PortlandVanity@gmail.com
    Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235
    Facebook - https://facebook.com/PortlandVanity/
    Twitter - https://twitter.com/PDXvanitysoccer

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    • 53 min
    PVSP Ep 35 - You're All Idiots.

    PVSP Ep 35 - You're All Idiots.

    To all the naysayers and poo-pooers: Eat it! The Timbers are back in the drivers seat and the season is not in the s*****r after all... And speaking of #2, we all get to relive Jonathan's harrowing health scare in excruciating detail. You can too if you chose to, but we'll give you the mark to skip to if you have any sense.

    • 1 hr 3 min
    PVSP Ep 34 - Sweet Butts and Big Trucks!

    PVSP Ep 34 - Sweet Butts and Big Trucks!

    Episode 34 (s2e9)- Sweet Butts and Big Trucks! The gang gets a last minute guest. The mighty @OhHiMcG schools us on his knowledge of the beautiful game. And we talk about other stuff too.

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    Outro Music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlcGxjtcr3s
    Pete & Bas - Plugged In w/Fumez

    Black Hearts Union
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    Produced and Engineered by Greg Donnelly
    Intro Song written & performed by Greg Donnelly

    Feedback:
    Email - PortlandVanity@gmail.com
    Voicemail - 503-583-4235
    Facebook - facebook.com/PortlandVanity/
    Twitter - twitter.com/PDXvanitysoccer

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    Oh yeah! If you're reading this go tell @jakebland44 on twitter that West Brom sucks.

    • 53 min
    PVSP Ep 33 - Is there anybody out there?

    PVSP Ep 33 - Is there anybody out there?

    Episode 33 (Season 2 Episode 8) The gang talks about how much it sucks for Jebo to leave to SJ. Also, they talk about other useless stuff.

    Relevant Links:

    Outro Music: "God Bless the Child - Mother"
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-jfsPpsq7c

    Black Hearts Union
    twitter.com/BHUpdx

    Produced and Engineered by Greg Donnelly
    Intro Song written & performed by Greg Donnelly

    Feedback:
    Email - PortlandVanity@gmail.com
    Voicemail - 503-583-4235
    Facebook - facebook.com/PortlandVanity/
    Twitter - twitter.com/PDXvanitysoccer

    Find us on:
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    • 47 min
    PVSP Ep32 - How we spent our Summer Vacation

    PVSP Ep32 - How we spent our Summer Vacation

    Episode 32 (Season 2 Episode 7) The gang talks about how we can get back on track with this season. Then they make fun of England for their EURO's final fail and talk about how great PDXFC is and how much actual work goes into starting a supporters group.

    Relevant Links:

    Outro Music: "I've Waited Ages - Colin Newman - A-Z
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-eH45_Xq9Q

    Black Hearts Union
    https://twitter.com/BHUpdx

    Produced and Engineered by Greg Donnelly
    Intro Song written & performed by Greg Donnelly

    Feedback:
    Email - PortlandVanity@gmail.com
    Voicemail - 503-583-4235
    Facebook - facebook.com/PortlandVanity/
    Twitter - twitter.com/PDXvanitysoccer

    Find us on:
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    • 54 min
    PVSP Ep 31 - Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Hat Trick

    PVSP Ep 31 - Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Hat Trick

    Episode 31 (Season 2 Episode 6) in which we reminisce about victories 2 weeks past, a missed hat trick opportunity, our left-diving right-wing temporary keeper, an abysmal defeat to the Union, and oh yeah... the horror of that tackle on Andy Polo.... Good news is, we have three weeks to get our act together.

    Relavent Links:

    Outro Music: "Lights Out" by Mindless Self Indulgence. - http://mindlessselfindulgence.com

    Produced and Engineered by Greg Donnelly
    Intro Song written & performed by Greg Donnelly

    Feedback:
    Email - PortlandVanity@gmail.com
    Voicemail - 503-583-4235
    Facebook - https://facebook.com/PortlandVanity/
    Twitter - https://twitter.com/PDXvanitysoccer

    Find us on:
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    • 1 hr 3 min

Customer Reviews

5.0 out of 5
9 Ratings

9 Ratings

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Does five stars mean it’s bad? Well then five stars it is

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I feel smarter...and cool too

Can’t get enough of PVSP. Great stuff dudes:

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Great Job

Randy and Jonathan are amazing on this first episode. 5 Stars

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