99 episodes

Portland Vanity Soccer Podcast is a Portland Timbers podcast hosted by Jonathan, Randy, Greg, and Josh with occasional guests on rotation. We mainly discuss the Portland Timbers, Portland Thorns, MLS, NWSL, and the USMNT and USWNT. PTFC Til I Die.

For breaking soccer news…
For insight that excels…
For expert analytics…
...you better go somewhere else.

But for a bit of craic about PDX footy with tongue firmly in cheek, inaccurate predictions, the hottest of takes, and plenty of off-the-rails moments, you’ve found the right vanity project. Just read what other satisfied listeners around the Rose City and beyond are saying:

“I learned absolutely nothing about the team. I’m not even sure these guys watch soccer.”
- Hugh Mann

"Like shepherds with some mics, they may have single handedly corralled the sheeple against the evils of the deep state."
-Stephanie

“I make all my important decisions, soccer-related and personal, after listening to Portland Vanity.”
- definitely the real Merritt Paulson

“¿Por qué ellos hablan tanto de caca?”
- Diego

“They're pretty nice, for assholes.”
- Dane

“They’re such sweet boys, but do they have to swear so much?”
- your grandma

“I gave one of them a key to my house, and every episode I listen to I question that decision.”
- Tyler

“Sign me up for cropped top and booty shorts day!”
-McG

“I quit.”
- Randy

Radio Free PVSP (closing song playlist): spoti.fi/3ndcaqN

Feedback:
Email - PortlandVanity@gmail.com
Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235
Facebook - https://facebook.com/PortlandVanity/
Twitter - https://twitter.com/PDXvanitysoccer

Find us on:
Soundcloud, Spotify, Apple, and Google Play

Portland Vanity Soccer Podcast Portland Vanity Soccer

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    • 4.8 • 13 Ratings

Portland Vanity Soccer Podcast is a Portland Timbers podcast hosted by Jonathan, Randy, Greg, and Josh with occasional guests on rotation. We mainly discuss the Portland Timbers, Portland Thorns, MLS, NWSL, and the USMNT and USWNT. PTFC Til I Die.

For breaking soccer news…
For insight that excels…
For expert analytics…
...you better go somewhere else.

But for a bit of craic about PDX footy with tongue firmly in cheek, inaccurate predictions, the hottest of takes, and plenty of off-the-rails moments, you’ve found the right vanity project. Just read what other satisfied listeners around the Rose City and beyond are saying:

“I learned absolutely nothing about the team. I’m not even sure these guys watch soccer.”
- Hugh Mann

"Like shepherds with some mics, they may have single handedly corralled the sheeple against the evils of the deep state."
-Stephanie

“I make all my important decisions, soccer-related and personal, after listening to Portland Vanity.”
- definitely the real Merritt Paulson

“¿Por qué ellos hablan tanto de caca?”
- Diego

“They're pretty nice, for assholes.”
- Dane

“They’re such sweet boys, but do they have to swear so much?”
- your grandma

“I gave one of them a key to my house, and every episode I listen to I question that decision.”
- Tyler

“Sign me up for cropped top and booty shorts day!”
-McG

“I quit.”
- Randy

Radio Free PVSP (closing song playlist): spoti.fi/3ndcaqN

Feedback:
Email - PortlandVanity@gmail.com
Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235
Facebook - https://facebook.com/PortlandVanity/
Twitter - https://twitter.com/PDXvanitysoccer

Find us on:
Soundcloud, Spotify, Apple, and Google Play

    Episode 98 (s5e9) - Two Minutes To Midnight

    Episode 98 (s5e9) - Two Minutes To Midnight

    What’s coming up in this episode?
    • Results and vibes
    • Phil’s Presser
    • Predictions
    • Ipswich Town FC

    Closing Track:
    Madball - Doc Marten Stomp
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5RQhAPygXE

    • 1 hr 19 min
    Episode 97 (s5e8) - Point by Lonely Point

    Episode 97 (s5e8) - Point by Lonely Point

    What’s coming up in this episode?
    • Results & performances
    • Josh Talks Soccer Formations
    • Jonathan visits training
    • Predictions and upcoming matches

    • 47 min
    Episode 96 (s5e7) - Man, F*#k Vancouver

    Episode 96 (s5e7) - Man, F*#k Vancouver

    What’s coming up in this episode?
    • We suck
    • We’re almost good
    • We REALLY suck - FIRE EVERYONE
    • We can be good?

    Closing track: Wherever the Creeps Go - FYP
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NTyyCwwDfY

    We have a playlist of all the kick ass songs we play on Spotify. Search Radio Free PVSP
    Email - PortlandVanity@gmail.com
    Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235
    Instagram - PortlandVanity
    Twitter - PDXvanitysoccer
    Now available on I Heart Radio, SoundCloud, Spotify, Apple Music, Google Play, and everywhere else you choose to listen to podcasts.
    Catch us on ChristianMingle @pdxvanity

    • 46 min
    Episode 95 (s5e6) - Where oh where have our finishing boots gone?

    Episode 95 (s5e6) - Where oh where have our finishing boots gone?

    What’s coming up in this episode?
    • New Storefront!
    • Roster Moves & Rumors
    • Results - ML$, Open Cup, Thorns & USMNT
    • Predictions

    Closing track Greg: Marina and the Diamonds, Bubblegum Bitch

    We have a playlist of all the kick ass songs we play on Spotify. Search Radio Free PVSP
    Email - PortlandVanity@gmail.com
    Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235
    Instagram - PortlandVanity
    Twitter - PDXvanitysoccer
    Now available on I Heart Radio, SoundCloud, Spotify, Apple Music, Google Play, and everywhere else you choose to listen to podcasts.

    • 1 hr 13 min
    Episode 94 (s5e5) - A Tale of Four Halves

    Episode 94 (s5e5) - A Tale of Four Halves

    What’s coming up in this episode?
    • Results
    • Signing inbound?
    • Predictions

    Closing track: Wake the Dead - Comeback Kid
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NTyyCwwDfY

    We have a playlist of all the kick ass songs we play on Spotify. Search Radio Free PVSP
    Email - PortlandVanity@gmail.com
    Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235
    Instagram - PortlandVanity
    Twitter - PDXvanitysoccer
    Now available on I Heart Radio, SoundCloud, Spotify, Apple Music, Google Play, and everywhere else you choose to listen to podcasts.

    • 1 hr 8 min
    Episode 93 (s5e4) - DaBoring

    Episode 93 (s5e4) - DaBoring

    What’s coming up in this episode?
    • Results and Rumors
    • DaBella Ciao
    • Listener Questions
    • Predictions
    • Upcoming Matches


    Radio Free PVSP (closing song playlist) - spoti.fi/3ndcaqN

    Produced and Engineered by Greg Donnelly
    Intro Song written & performed by Greg Donnelly

    Feedback:
    Email - PortlandVanity@gmail.com
    Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235
    Facebook - https://facebook.com/PortlandVanity/
    Twitter - https://twitter.com/PDXvanitysoccer

    Find us on:
    Soundcloud, Spotify, Apple, and Google Play

    • 1 hr 1 min

Customer Reviews

4.8 out of 5
13 Ratings

13 Ratings

weiser34 ,

The hiatus

They didn’t record any episodes for an entire month, and I didn’t even notice.

Five stars

Pliny the Eldest ,

Hung on for a bit, but like Gio, I’m out

Man I tried with these guys. At first their apparent self-aware attitude regarding their lack of soccer knowledge was endearing, but lately this podcast has lacked any worthwhile information or entertainment. Spend your time with SMIPDX, Morrisonic, or Outer Roses instead Timbers fans.

mprinzmetal ,

Enjoy at your own risk!

If you want to laugh and feel like you’re in the room enjoying yourself talking about the team you love, then this is the place you for you. If you take yourself seriously and want a analytical boring vanilla listen then you better go somewhere else. These guys are at the games and have great insights. Give it a listen!

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