75 episodes
Portland Vanity Soccer Podcast Portland Vanity Soccer
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5.0 • 10 Ratings
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A podcast about the Portland Timbers, Portland Thorns, MLS, NWSL, and U.S. soccer.
For breaking soccer news…
For insight that excels…
For expert analytics…
...you better go somewhere else.
But for a bit of craic about PDX footy with tongue firmly in cheek, inaccurate predictions, the hottest of takes, and plenty of off-the-rails moments, you’ve found the right vanity project. Just read what other satisfied listeners around the Rose City and beyond are saying:
“I learned absolutely nothing about the team. I’m not even sure these guys watch soccer.”
- Hugh Mann
"Like shepherds with some mics, they may have single handedly corralled the sheeple against the evils of the deep state."
-Stephanie
“I make all my important decisions, soccer-related and personal, after listening to Portland Vanity.”
- definitely the real Merritt Paulson
“¿Por qué ellos hablan tanto de c**a?”
- Diego
“They're pretty nice, for assholes.”
- Dane
“They’re such sweet boys, but do they have to swear so much?”
- your grandma
“I gave one of them a key to my house, and every episode I listen to I question that decision.”
- Tyler
“Sign me up for cropped top and booty shorts day!”
-McG
“I quit.”
- Randy
Leave us a voicemail: 503-583-4235
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PVSP 74: S4E6 - It's March, You're Welcome
Episode graphics courtesy of your feelings and entering "unpopular soccer podcast hosts" into an AI prompt. JP of Soccer Touchdown fame for that.
CLOSING SONG ISSUE IS FIXED
In this episode we have a guest interview with Tymon Emch who talks to us about the Roots Futsal program that just launched, your soccer, and the trials an tribulations of trying to make your way up the professional referee ladder of success.
ONE THING WE REGRETFULLY FAIL TO MENTION - THORNS HOME OPENER - AKA FAKE FANS. :(
Relevant Links
Roots Futsal: https://www.rootsfutsal.com
Cadaver Casa; https://www.cadacasa.org
Outro Music: The Darkness covers Street Spirit (Fade Out) by Radiohead. thedarknesslive.com
Produced and Engineered by Greg Donnelly
Intro Song written & performed by Greg Donnelly
Radio Free PVSP (closing song playlist): spoti.fi/3ndcaqN
Feedback:
Email - PortlandVanity@gmail.com
Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235
Facebook - https://facebook.com/PortlandVanity/
Twitter - https://twitter.com/PDXvanitysoccer
Find us on:
Soundcloud, Spotify, Apple, and Google Play
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PVSP 73: S4E5 - Apple TV Sucks, Evander Doesn't
Week 2 of the league, we cover our pet peeves with Apple TV and MLS Season Pass, and the Timbers 3-2 loss to LAFC.
Outro Music: Punkrocker by Teddy Bears w/ Iggy Pop- https://youtu.be/6_n0R7DJl20
Produced and Engineered by Greg Donnelly
Intro Song written & performed by Greg Donnelly
Radio Free PVSP (closing song playlist): spoti.fi/3ndcaqN
Feedback:
Email - PortlandVanity@gmail.com
Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235
Facebook - https://facebook.com/PortlandVanity/
Twitter - https://twitter.com/PDXvanitysoccer
Find us on:
Soundcloud, Spotify, Apple, and Google Play
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PVSP 72: S4E4 - We've Only Just Begun
First match of the season! The gang talks about the 3 point performance, Apple TV coverage, new signings, and new playoff format. Bonus: Josh and Randy get along.
Outro Music: The Suicide Machines - Break the Glass - https://youtu.be/XcpJ7BhJgog
Produced and Engineered by Greg Donnelly
Intro Song written & performed by Greg Donnelly
Feedback:
Email - PortlandVanity@gmail.com
Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235
Facebook - https://facebook.com/PortlandVanity/
Twitter - https://twitter.com/PDXvanitysoccer
Find us on:
Soundcloud, Spotify, Apple, and Google Play
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PVSP 71: S4E3 - The Portland Podcast Summit #1
The folks at Outer Roses podcast invited us over to record this episode, which we are releasing jointly! We talk about the unfortunate trading of Bill Tuilloma which had just happened, preseason predictions, and way too much time on kit reveals.
Outer Roses folks produced this episode: https://www.buzzsprout.com/924811
Feedback:
Email - PortlandVanity@gmail.com
Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235
Facebook - facebook.com/PortlandVanity/
Twitter - twitter.com/PDXvanitysoccer
Find us on:
Soundcloud, Spotify, Apple, Google Play, and Amazon
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PVSP 70: S4E2 - It smells like preseason with Ryan Clarke
Ryan Clark from the Oregonian joins the gang to talk about the Timbers, and Thorns. Can you say "journalism?" Cause we can. Twice in a row even.
Relevant Links:
Ryan Clarke: https://twitter.com/ryantclarke
Closing Song: Safety Dance by Men Without Hats - https://youtu.be/1p_BvaHsgGg
Radio Free PVSP (closing song playlist): spoti.fi/3ndcaqN
Produced and Engineered by Greg Donnelly
Intro Song written & performed by Greg Donnelly
Feedback:
Email - PortlandVanity@gmail.com
Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235
Facebook - facebook.com/PortlandVanity/
Twitter - twitter.com/PDXvanitysoccer
Find us on:
Soundcloud, Spotify, Apple, Google Play, and Amazon
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Pvsp Ep 69 1/2 - A 107ist Elections PSA
Shortest Episode Ever.
What - 107ist Board Elections, Meet the candidates and ask questions
When - Saturday, January 14th, 2023 from 12pm-2pm
Where - Ringlers, McMenamins Pub, 1332 W. Burnside Street, PDX
Why - Because Jonathan is going to embarrass himself publicly
How - figure it out
Now that you've read this you don't need to listen to the episode, unless you want to hear the 3 candidates call in, including our very own Jonathan Everett.
We should have called it PVSPSA
Closing Track: Flogging Molly covers "The Times they are a changin’" - https://youtu.be/NV51gU00oqc
Produced and Engineered by Greg Donnelly
Intro Song written & performed by Greg Donnelly
Link to this episode: https://bit.ly/3XyQ4Pn
Feedback:
Email - PortlandVanity@gmail.com
Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235
Facebook - facebook.com/PortlandVanity/
Twitter - twitter.com/PDXvanitysoccer
Find us on:
Soundcloud, Spotify, Apple, Google Play, and Amazon
Customer Reviews
Does 5 stars mean bad?
Does five stars mean it’s bad? Well then five stars it is
I feel smarter...and cool too
Can’t get enough of PVSP. Great stuff dudes:
Great Job
Randy and Jonathan are amazing on this first episode. 5 Stars
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