![](/assets/artwork/1x1-42817eea7ade52607a760cbee00d1495.gif)
102 episodes
![](/assets/artwork/1x1-42817eea7ade52607a760cbee00d1495.gif)
Portland Vanity Soccer Podcast Portland Vanity Soccer
-
- Sports
-
-
4.8 • 13 Ratings
-
Portland Vanity Soccer Podcast is a Portland Timbers podcast hosted by Jonathan, Randy, Greg, and Josh with occasional guests on rotation. We mainly discuss the Portland Timbers, Portland Thorns, MLS, NWSL, and the USMNT and USWNT. PTFC Til I Die.
For breaking soccer news…
For insight that excels…
For expert analytics…
...you better go somewhere else.
But for a bit of craic about PDX footy with tongue firmly in cheek, inaccurate predictions, the hottest of takes, and plenty of off-the-rails moments, you’ve found the right vanity project. Just read what other satisfied listeners around the Rose City and beyond are saying:
“I learned absolutely nothing about the team. I’m not even sure these guys watch soccer.”
- Hugh Mann
"Like shepherds with some mics, they may have single handedly corralled the sheeple against the evils of the deep state."
-Stephanie
“I make all my important decisions, soccer-related and personal, after listening to Portland Vanity.”
- definitely the real Merritt Paulson
“¿Por qué ellos hablan tanto de caca?”
- Diego
“They're pretty nice, for assholes.”
- Dane
“They’re such sweet boys, but do they have to swear so much?”
- your grandma
“I gave one of them a key to my house, and every episode I listen to I question that decision.”
- Tyler
“Sign me up for cropped top and booty shorts day!”
-McG
“I quit.”
- Randy
Radio Free PVSP (closing song playlist): spoti.fi/3ndcaqN
Feedback:
Email - PortlandVanity@gmail.com
Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235
Facebook - https://facebook.com/PortlandVanity/
Twitter - https://twitter.com/PDXvanitysoccer
Find us on:
Soundcloud, Spotify, Apple, and Google Play
-
Episode 101 (s5e11) -Jeremy Peterman - Summer Transfer Window 101: Roster building for dummies
What’s coming up in this episode?
• Results
• Look at the Summer Transfer Window
• PTFC needs and rumors, in and out
• Helping us with this daunting task, a special guest! Jeremy Peterman -
-
Episode 99 (s5e10) - 99 Green & Gold Balloons
What’s coming up in this episode?
• Vibes and Results
• Summer of Love
• Transfer speculation
• Upcoming 100th Episode -
Episode 98 (s5e9) - Two Minutes To Midnight
What’s coming up in this episode?
• Results and vibes
• Phil’s Presser
• Predictions
• Ipswich Town FC
Closing Track:
Madball - Doc Marten Stomp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5RQhAPygXE -
Episode 97 (s5e8) - Point by Lonely Point
What’s coming up in this episode?
• Results & performances
• Josh Talks Soccer Formations
• Jonathan visits training
• Predictions and upcoming matches -
Episode 96 (s5e7) - Man, F*#k Vancouver
What’s coming up in this episode?
• We suck
• We’re almost good
• We REALLY suck - FIRE EVERYONE
• We can be good?
Closing track: Wherever the Creeps Go - FYP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NTyyCwwDfY
We have a playlist of all the kick ass songs we play on Spotify. Search Radio Free PVSP
Email - PortlandVanity@gmail.com
Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235
Instagram - PortlandVanity
Twitter - PDXvanitysoccer
Now available on I Heart Radio, SoundCloud, Spotify, Apple Music, Google Play, and everywhere else you choose to listen to podcasts.
Catch us on ChristianMingle @pdxvanity
Customer Reviews
The hiatus
They didn’t record any episodes for an entire month, and I didn’t even notice.
Five stars
Hung on for a bit, but like Gio, I’m out
Man I tried with these guys. At first their apparent self-aware attitude regarding their lack of soccer knowledge was endearing, but lately this podcast has lacked any worthwhile information or entertainment. Spend your time with SMIPDX, Morrisonic, or Outer Roses instead Timbers fans.
Enjoy at your own risk!
If you want to laugh and feel like you’re in the room enjoying yourself talking about the team you love, then this is the place you for you. If you take yourself seriously and want a analytical boring vanilla listen then you better go somewhere else. These guys are at the games and have great insights. Give it a listen!