27 episodes

A weekly show talking about all things Portland Timbers, Portland Thorns, and soccer in the Rose City. Featuring recaps, analysis, shenanigans, and interviews with players & coaches!

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Stumptown Radio Stumptown Footy

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    • 4.7 • 6 Ratings

A weekly show talking about all things Portland Timbers, Portland Thorns, and soccer in the Rose City. Featuring recaps, analysis, shenanigans, and interviews with players & coaches!

stumptownfooty.substack.com

    Macca Attack(a): Thorns sign another keeper

    Macca Attack(a): Thorns sign another keeper

    The Portland Thorns signed themselves another keeper! With Mackenzie Arnold in the fold, what does that mean for Portland’s goalkeeper room? Sam, Phuoc, and Wilder hop on the microphones to discuss. The gang also expresses their concern about Portland’s goalscoring (or lack thereof) and previews what is expected to be a hot summer transfer window.
    All that, plus: Phuoc’s standings angst, Sam’s questionable audio, and Wilder’s *gasp* pessimism.



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    • 52 min
    Dairons are Forever

    Dairons are Forever

    Returning from its one week mini-hiatus, Stumptown Radio review the past three Timbers games and all the goals scored therin. Sam, Alex, Phuoc, and Jeremy give an ode to Dairon Asprilla and his time in Portland, and then dive into the loss in Dallas and the beatdown on Nashville.
    All that and more in this episode, including: Alex’s dying tomato plant, Phuoc’s vertically, Sam’s echo chamber, and an all-time take from Jeremy.



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    • 1 hr 6 min
    Green is Gold, Timbers chat, and Thorns lamenting

    Green is Gold, Timbers chat, and Thorns lamenting

    To get you set for a double-matchday, the latest episode of Stumptown Radio features everyone (except Sam) talking Timbers and Thorns.
    First, Alex, Phuoc, and Jeremy talk through Portland’s momentum, preview the Minnesota match, and also get emotional about a departing bicycle-kicking legend. Then, Phuoc, Wilder, and Melina appropriately ask “what is going on??” with the Thorns, after a brutal home loss to KC.
    All that and more in this episode including… well you’ll have to listen to find out!



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    • 1 hr 31 min
    Timbers win (ugly) and the Thorns draw

    Timbers win (ugly) and the Thorns draw

    The Timbers tallied a road win, but caused a whole lot of consternation. Alex, Sam, and Jeremy break it all down in the first segment. Then, Phuoc, Wilder, and Melina join Sam to talk through the Thorns 0-0 draw in Seattle and chat about how worried we should be about Portland’s offense (spoiler: kind of!).
    All that and more in this episode, including: Alex’s statbook, Sam’s leaky memory, Wilder’s (gasp) waning optimism, Phuoc’s injury corner, Melina’s dose of reality, and Jeremy “dragons on my TV” Peterman.



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    • 1 hr 12 min
    STR: Sophia Smith's incredible red card, and the Timbers incredible scoreless draw

    STR: Sophia Smith's incredible red card, and the Timbers incredible scoreless draw

    The Portland Thorns got back to their winning ways against the Courage, but lost Sophia Smith for their rivalry match — in incredible fashion. Sam, Alex, and Wilder got together to break down the win and talk about Portland’s chances in Seattle without Smith and without Sam Coffey.
    Then in the second segment, Sam and Alex chat through the Portland Timbers’ 0-0 draw in St. Louis. They heap praise on Zac McGraw, King Pants, and Claudio Bravo, and then dive a bit into Evander’s MVP bonafides using an old friend as comparison.
    All that and more in this episode, including: Wilder’s tattoo bet, Alex’s facial expressions, Phuoc’s newest hype train, and Sam’s love for a certain former Timbers forward.



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    • 1 hr 24 min
    STR Special: Timbers & Thorns Mock Draft!

    STR Special: Timbers & Thorns Mock Draft!

    We got a fun one for you today, folks.
    In honor of the Portland Timbers and Portland Thorns joint Green is Gold Charity Match, the STF crew decided to have a little fun. Ahead of the real draft set for Wednesday, Sam & Alex and Wilder & Phuoc went head-to-head to draft their own joint Timbers and Thorns starting XI’s (plus one sub).
    Listen in to see who was the first pick, who made the cut, and how the starting XI’s match up!
    And finally, head to the Stumptown Footy Substack to vote on who you think wins!
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    • 39 min

Customer Reviews

4.7 out of 5
6 Ratings

6 Ratings

genetically_altered ,

Please stop with “cutesy” nicknames

I had to stop listening to latest podcast after hearing “pants” ~10 times. If you could stay away from that style of discussion I’d give a 5 star . I like that you stick to soccer & don’t veer off into guy talk.

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