Possibly our favourite eyewitness ever! Plus, Marto wants to ban dogs from Bunnings: do you agree? And, Marty Sheargold plays 'Suburb-a-Saurus' :)

You need to hear this classically-bogan eyewitness! Marto is a dog lover, but having dogs in Bunnings sh*ts him! And, Marty Sheargold drops down the line for a chat...always good!

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