Round 1 - Calzone 1 Brent: Well, here we are today at the house of Meredith Calzone. She just bought this house the other day. I wonder when she'll be coming. Oh. Here's her taxi now! Hey Meredith! Meredith ignores Brent and goes straight to the telephone to ask herself "What's this?". Hey, Meredith. You're a sim. Why do sims do this? It's got to be the weirdest interaction out there. Why do you autonomously ask what something is everytime I buy something for y'all. Do you not know what a telephone is? Meredith: I don't know... That's just the way Maxis made me, I guess. I kind of like looking at random things, though. *Sighs* Fine. Suit yourself. Ooh look! Here comes the welcome wagon. Go greet everyone Meredith. Look at all your new friends, Merey. Uh-oh there aren't any of my custom townies on here. I hope that shrub works. All the neighborhood sims are married, and you need a spouse, especially since you're a family sim. Meridith: I'm pretty sure it does work. I saw an article about some magic shrub in the newspaper. Maybe I'll see some townies around here soon. And here's Merey's first acquaintance in her new neighboorhood, Claire Huxtable. Uh-oh. The police are hear. Wait! That's a good thing. Merey, meet your new puppy, Sammy. Meredith: Awww. :D He's so cute! I guess he'll just have to do until I can get a family started. I want to keep him forever. I just wish he wasn't such a doofus... You'll get over it. It's funny to watch him. Aw look! It's baby Sammy. I just love the way they hop around and walk. Wow. Look. You can see that this puppy knows who Meagan Ward is. She's a townie. I guess it did work, after all. Meredith: Whoa! You can read minds? Yeah, Why? Meredith: Um... no reason. No reason at all. Aw. How cute! The bowl is bigger than he is! Meredith: I know! I'm so glad that I got this little boy. Thanks for picking him out. NP. Uh-oh. Are you okay Meredith? Meredith: No, I really don't feel that well. I got a little food poisoning A *little* food poisoning? You have no clue how long this is going to last. Meredith: What? Nothing. Uh-oh. There's the first attack. We'd better be getting you to bed. Meredith: Oh no! That's not good! I really need to marry someone for my aspiration or adopt a baby or something, but I'm sick, and can't go to work and make any money or have any time to talk to anyone or anything -- Merey. Chill down. You'll be fine. You still have $3,000. We can live on that until your disease is over. And no! You are not going to be a single parent with a pet. I hated toddler-mania. I don't want another single parent again ever, if i can help it. Okay, sure. I don't know what you just said, but sure. Look, it's Sammy's birthday. He's such a big boy now. Meredith: Good boy, come be with mommy while she's sick. Such a good dog. A new car! It took some money away while you're gone from work, but you got a lot of aspiration points from it. Sammy get's a bath. And Merey get's a bath. Meredith: Eww!!!! Roaches! I saw Bud Wood do this while you were asleep. Meredith: That jerk. Is he single? No. Meredith: Look! This person doesn't live near me. Is he one of those townie things from the bush? Yep. This is Russel Fung. You guys have fun... in the bathroom. BTW, that's a nice bathroom you have. Meredith: Yeah, the toilet gets nasty every time you puke. So there's no point in cleaning it until I'm better. Besides, the game won't let me. It won't let me clean the tub either. I'm jsut so sick. Well, get well soon. Sup Russel? Russel: Not much, sup with you Brent? Nothing. You need to marry in somewhere so I can play you. Russel: Eww. Why're you being so nasty? Shut up. Meredith: What was that for? You made him leave. He doesn't know he's a Sim. None of the townies do. They don't get the newspaper, because they really don't live anywhere. He'll know if he marries you. Watcha(continued)
