48 episodes

2 ex-cons who have nearly 3 decades of state prison incarceration read the news and tell it like it is - or more accurately - how it should be. We are both completely bonkers and it takes everything the 2 of us have just to make a legible thought every now and again. But boy, when that thought come together, it is truly a beautiful and wonderous achievment worthy of elation, adoration, and if you can afford to - donation. Help us, help u, fix the world one podcast at a time. Death To Applebee's!!
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    • 5.0 • 18 Ratings

2 ex-cons who have nearly 3 decades of state prison incarceration read the news and tell it like it is - or more accurately - how it should be. We are both completely bonkers and it takes everything the 2 of us have just to make a legible thought every now and again. But boy, when that thought come together, it is truly a beautiful and wonderous achievment worthy of elation, adoration, and if you can afford to - donation. Help us, help u, fix the world one podcast at a time. Death To Applebee's!!
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    Beef Curtains - Episode 24 - Season 2

    Beef Curtains - Episode 24 - Season 2

    Beef Curtain, beef curtain, where for art thou beef curtain???   Cooking meth in the trailer park,  stripping aluminum off our house and selling it for drug $$.  Carpet cruising and other fun things we used to do as drug addicts.  And the 1.9 Trillion Dollar "American Rescue Plan" and all of the wasteful spending you will not believe.  Season 2 Finale 
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    It Happens - Episode 23 - Season 2

    It Happens - Episode 23 - Season 2

    It Happens... What Happens??  -Poop happens , and all over the floor apparently.  Homeless sleeping bag sex - and what a nice suprise the guy found while doing it.  Men having sex with men is apparently not gay anymore - says one of the gay'est article every written.  Have you ever stuck your tongue so far up a girls ass that.... Guess your gonna have to listen to find out.  And the government robbing us - pretty standard fair.

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    Cancel Deez Nuts - Episode 22 - Season 2

    Cancel Deez Nuts - Episode 22 - Season 2

    Looking for an Asian bride - can anyone help - we need the $$.  "Be less White" - 10 bulletpoints by Robin Diangelo on how to be "less white" - ya know you need it :| . The muppets are offensive now - Dr. Seuss is cancelled - Math is racist and being punctual is a sign of white oppression.  All this lunacy and more on this weeks show.

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    • 47 min
    Hello Guvnor - Episode 21 - Season 2

    Hello Guvnor - Episode 21 - Season 2

    Governor poopsom is at it again.  NASA is looking for pondscum up on mars - but we have plenty of liberals here.  Two states - two different covid tactics - lets see how they fared.  ObjectumSexuals - yep its a thing.  Lady loves being treated like a dog and gets paid 6 figures for it.  Christian OnlyFans star gets paid 200k a month for taking her clothes off.  Young people dressing up as elderly people to get the vaccine shot - yikes.  And much more

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    • 48 min
    Shock Collars - Episode 20 - Season 2

    Shock Collars - Episode 20 - Season 2

    We spend the episode with shock collars on trying to electrocute ourselves out of swear words through behavioral conditioning.  Needless to say - we fail.

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    Prison Hazing - Ep 19 - Season 2

    Prison Hazing - Ep 19 - Season 2

    Follow up on Wallstreet Bets.  Daddy Elon ushering us into the future and making us rich one tweet at a time.  MMmmmm Musky.  Long Dong's and new-booties in prison.  Terrible prison stories and youngster hazing's we'll surely burn in hell for.  Dr. Fauci is at it again - should just put a bag over his head already.  And Gavin Newsom needs only 100k more signatures to usher in a recall - so we can usher in some other POS.  Also, bonus hustle ideas for the youngsters.

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    • 48 min

Customer Reviews

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18 Ratings

18 Ratings

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The best

I have been enjoying the diversity of this pod cast and the real raw opinions of these two! Can’t wait for more they are great laugh 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Funny and Informative

Lots of great discussions that are entertaining but also keep you informed on what’s going on in the world each week!

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