Ruthless Podcast

’Twas the night before Christmas and driving to church Was a family of conservatives scrolling their phones for Ruthless merch. The youngest piped up, “Play the Ruthless Christmas Special, please” And the minions in the car were all too glad to appease. The voice of the Smash did on the speakers appear And chronicled our various triumphs of the year: The Senate, the Presidency, no longer democratic With massive gains across the country in every demographic! We walked into church with smiles on our face And crammed into pews to sing the Lord’s praises. As we passed the peace I turned, and who do I see? But John Ashbrook himself, as handsome as can be. I shook hands of those around me, in all six or seven Still wondering if I was actually in heaven “Stay Ruthless, Ashbrook,” I said reaching my hand over the pew And was met with firm handshake and kind face with a rosey red hue. Ashbrook nodded back with an angelic stare And in that moment I knew he could definitely fight a bear. “Merry Christmas and thank you for listening” he said so suave and with ease
When truthfully I wanted to hear a live “LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOURRRRRR ATTENTION PLEASE” That night my family celebrated the coming of our Savior And the rejection of the left’s unhinged behavior In bed, as snug as Smug on a flight with no kids I thought to myself, keep the faith, hold the line, and own the libs.

Great Job! Duncan(?)… I believe I am familiar enough now to pick out your voice from Ashbrook ( & his journo-buddies). Love the Progrum Guys! Merry Christmas! I look forward to Tuesdays & Thursdays. Listening to your show is part of it. Thank you! Screw Mitch ( I sorry, I had too )🫢it slipped out.

Very funny‼️❤️🦋🦋😍

It takes coordination, core strength , flexibility, & rhythm to “work “ the pole. It only takes a lack of intelligence to be a Marxist journo.