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Gemini, Foxtrot, Burrito, and Arthur discuss monkey business, what they had for lunch, odd news, the finer things in life, and the deepest of deep dives.

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Gemini, Foxtrot, Burrito, and Arthur discuss monkey business, what they had for lunch, odd news, the finer things in life, and the deepest of deep dives.

    Episode 151: Unnatural Beams of Light

    Episode 151: Unnatural Beams of Light

    Gemini, Foxtrot, Burrito, and Arthur meet up at Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain for more discussions on life, lunch, and odd news.

    The hosts with the most open up with a discussion about Amazon’s Prime Day.

    Unrelated to Prime Day, Burrito had a package lost in the mail and reveals that he has not one but two USPS apps installed on his phone.

    Arthur’s fridge was finally fixed and is making ice again. His new oven was delivered and installed.

    What I Had For Lunch: Arthur had pizza from Marco’s. Foxtrot made avocado toast at home. Burrito had a mesquite smoked ham and turkey sandwich with pepper jack cheese. Gemini had a lamb gyro at a Greek cafe.

    Why is “It’s Not What You Said, It’s How You Said It” funny to us?

    Random Holes Donuts. Explore.

    This Is The Newz

    A Texas teenager breaks two world records for longest legs.

    France to distribute free medical cannabis, launch experiment in 2021.

    Male chastity gadget hack could lock users in.

    A Missouri man rescued 3 of Taco Bell’s discontinued potato soft tacos, listed them for $200 on Facebook.

    There's a petition to save Taco Bell's Mexican Pizza with almost 70K signatures.

    How global demand for hair products is linked to forced labor in China.

    With ‘Dreams’ and juice, Idaho man finds online fame.

    Buffalo Bill’s house from ‘Silence of the Lambs’ up for sale just in time for Halloween.

    Apple pays $288,000 to white-hat hackers who had run the company's network.

    A teen computer whiz is poised to become 'the patron saint of the internet' after Pope Francis declared he had enacted a miracle from heaven.

    Woman ambushes fiancé at work in a wedding dress demanding he marry her right now.

    Woman calls off the wedding to a ghost after he turns to partying and drugs.

    Asus is Making Gundam-Styled PC Parts for the Japanese Market.

    Dexter Revival Coming to Showtime as Limited Series.

    Man charged with assault after farting in Uber.

    Finland wants to jail men who send unsolicited 'd**k pics'.

    Cougar stalks, pounces at man in a Utah canyon.

    An 18-wheeler rolls over on I-35 in New Braunfels, spills mason jars across the highway.

    Attorney for dominatrices says group sex with priest was legal.

    Elon Musk tweets the Model S will be priced at $69,420.

    Police find cash hidden between Bolsonaro ally's buttocks.

    McDonald's denies claims that Travis Scott partnership was a distraction from discrimination lawsuits.

    Retired rapper Logic spends almost a quarter million dollars on a set of Pokemon cards.

    Gal Gadot cast as Cleopatra, draws criticism as a 'very bland looking' Israeli playing the queen of Egypt.

    Man arrested for allegedly stuffing razor blades into pizza dough at Maine supermarket.

    You Can Finally Buy a Pink Pineapple.

    Top Ramen looking for 'Chief Noodle Officer,' pay is 10k and 50-year Ramen supply.

    KFC Selling Potato Chip-Crusted Chicken Tenders Called "Lay's Chicky Chips" in Thailand.

    Dunkin' Donuts rolls out 'spicy ghost pepper' donuts.

    WTF We Learned This Week: Cisneros v. Corpus Christi ISD

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    • 1 hr 2 min
    Episode 150: Clearly A Crime of Passion

    Episode 150: Clearly A Crime of Passion

    Gemini, Foxtrot, Arthur, and Burrito take another trip through the Quantimino™ to deliver thought-provoking discussions about life, lunch, news, and learning new things.

    The episode opens with a pre-show. Gemini and Arthur try a Japanese creme brulee-flavored bottled milk tea.

    Arthur had an appliance nightmare week. His oven was malfunctioning, so he purchased a new oven. The first oven delivered showed up four hours late of the scheduled window and arrived damaged. Arthur also had an issue with his fridge not cooling down properly which took the repair company two trips to fix. He could not finish all of the ice cream before it melted.

    Gemini and Arthur then try a Japanese snack, an individually-wrapped cheese puff. It was not good.

    Drink milk. It’ll make your diqq bone bigger.

    The forearm ruler.

    Dr J Roper, forensic ejaculate spatter expert. His archnemesis is The Puddler.

    Arthur had mostly thawed out frozen pizza crisped up by a pizza stone in the oven. Gemini had barbecue ribs and brisket. Foxtrot had chicken wings. Burrito had a sandwich.

    This Is The Newz

    College student gets stuck in a clothes dryer after having a few drinks.

    Giant black bear spotted riding atop Pennsylvania trash truck.

    Japanese man's ex-girlfriend sneaks into his home, cooks up something crazy.

    McDonald's teams with singer J Balvin for its newest celebrity meal.

    All participants of an “orgy party” in Japan were arrested.

    Adult Cream Pie coming to McDonald's Japan.

    Domino's investigated after a pizza delivery driver was caught rubbing an ice cream container on crotch.

    Eminem fan in Scotland sets Guinness record for most tattooed portraits of the same musician.

    Former public library employee accused of stealing and selling over $1.3M in printer toner.

    Woman’s headache was caused by tapeworm larvae in her brain.

    Ex-jail employees charged for playing 'Baby Shark' on repeat.

    Eddie Van Halen, rock guitar god, dead of throat cancer at 65.

    Netflix's "Selena: The Series" Finally Has A Release Date And A Beautiful New Trailer.

    First-ever foot-operated vending machine appears in Japan during a pandemic.

    Bull elk charges, slices man’s kidney in half on Colorado golf course.

    American oleh suspect in dog abuse case 'wanted to hurt ex'.

    Johnny Nash, 'I Can See Clearly Now' singer, dead at 80.

    The latest cannabis beverage has a familiar name: Pabst Blue Ribbon.

    'Super High' with Andy Samberg, Craig Robinson and Common Will Turn Potheads into Superheroes.

    Slack partnered with shoemaker Cole Haan on limited-edition sneakers.

    Boy who has eaten nothing but sausages his whole life has been cured.

    An Arkansas man was sentenced to more than 100 years in prison for a fatal shooting over unwanted mayonnaise on his hamburger order.

    Eskimo Pie is getting rid of its derogatory name.

    Hey! You Can Drink Sweet Potatoes, says Japanese beverage maker with new drink.

    WTF We Learned This Week.

    Appliance problems come in twos.

    Long Pig Anonymous.

    Eczema Boy is our mascot.

    Fideo Paella.

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    After party: More discussion about broken fridges. Clearly, this is a crime of passion.

    • 1 hr 14 min
    Episode 149: Kataza

    Episode 149: Kataza

    Gemini, Foxtrot, Burrito, and Arthur drop some audio to deliver the Slam Citizens another dynamite episode of Slam City.

    Gemini discusses “overcornification”. Have you ever heard of Howl-O-Scream?

    Burrito’s Dictionary Discovery: Meef

    MEEF™ is a cultured meat solution that uses your own stem cells as starter cultures so that you’re guaranteed to get the specific nutrients your body NEEDS.

    A lexitor is a person that sells words.

    Burrito got a new Hedorah shirt.

    Top 10 Spicy Chicken McNuggets

    McD’s sauces

    All-Purpose

    Fan Mail on paper in cursive

    Balmuda Triangle

    What I Had For Lunch: Arthur had Taco Bell, Gemini had a Jimmy Dean’s breakfast bowl, Burrito had Krispy Kreme doughnuts, and Foxtrot had omurice.

    This is the Newz

    Chuck E. Cheese is plotting an animated TV show and a live-action movie starring its mouse mascot.

    Tiny Rubik’s Cube goes on sale in Japan for the anniversary.

    Bank manager finds 9.07-carat diamond in Arkansas state park.

    Troublesome South African baboon evicted for raiding homes.

    Woman told the officer ‘I have to poop so bad’ before high-speed chase.

    Kraft introduces Pumpkin Spice Macaroni & Cheese.

    Nissan Murano's Urban Adventure on Unfinished Bridge Is a Clueless Driver Classic.

    Driver given parking ticket after leaving rude note demanding not to be fined.

    This pro wrestler pooped himself mid-match, then turned it into the promo of the year.

    Man who erected a giant wooden penis on his lawn fights to keep it up.

    Secret ‘Man Cave' Discovered Below Grand Central Platform; 3 Subway Workers Busted.

    Parrots removed from UK safari park after teaching each other to swear.

    Rapper Lil Yachty was arrested for driving 150 mph in a Ferrari.

    Whataburger is jumping on the spicy chicken sandwich trend.

    NASA Launching $23 Million Toilet to International Space Station.

    Man Dumped Two Sacks of Eels Into Prospect Park Lake.

    AI deepfake videos to make up '90% of online content' in just five years.

    Bisexual pastor-turned-stripper ‘blesses’ the world with her ‘sacred’ sexuality through OnlyFans.

    Vermont zucchini in the running for world record.

    A Utah man stole a truck for an alien encounter, but felt bad and returned it.

    Taro Kono, Japan's administrative reform minister, declares war on faxes.

    Face of Elvis appears in giant wave as 65mph winds hammer the east coast.

    Man steals a puppy from a couple at knifepoint.

    Two drunk women, one naked, charged for fighting on front lawn: University Hts.

    Rude graffiti is painted around town's potholes.

    250K+ saws sold at Lowe's recalled, might not turn off.

    Model with unibrow claims she's harassed daily, denied work because of her look.

    £100m of seized cocaine 'barely covered by bananas' was 'heading to Scotland'.

    You can go back to the office—you just need a virtual-reality headset.

    Why helium-free "vacuum balloons" could save physics research.

    McDonald’s All-Day Breakfast Might Not Ever Come Back To Menus.

    Florida man claims he was injured by Chicken McNugget, sues McDonald’s.

    Top 10 Most Popular Fast Food Chains in America.

    Zombie Skittles suspiciously good at mimicking the taste of rotting flesh.

    The Burrito Pop Will Ensure You’re Only a Mess on the Inside.

    Pumpkin spice mac and cheese is coming but there's a wait list.

    Man travels 100 kilometers in the middle of the night in Japan to punch another dude in the throat.

    Pantone launches a bold new color to combat menstruation taboos. & MORE!

    The complete list of news stories covered is at SlamCityRadio.com .

    WTF We Learned This Week

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    • 1 hr 12 min
    Episode 148: Patent-Pending Nanometer Technology | Personal Umami | There Is No Life Before Balmuda | It’s Not What You Said, It’s How You Said It | DJ Septapus and the Rabble-Rousers

    Episode 148: Patent-Pending Nanometer Technology | Personal Umami | There Is No Life Before Balmuda | It’s Not What You Said, It’s How You Said It | DJ Septapus and the Rabble-Rousers

    Gemini, Foxtrot, Burrito, and Arthur meet up at Daddy Juice Energy Studio to spend quality time behind the mics with their part-time friends and share ideas and commentary about life, lunch, news, and the ongoing quest for knowledge.

    After the introduction, Gemini and Foxtrot were given a fat check from a returning deepfake sponsor: Sogi Crispee Flakes. A new script was provided, and the dapper duo do what they do best, botch the read. Arthur works with Gemini and Foxtrot to improve the read, but then it goes to Burrito and Gemini doing the read.

    Burrito is back in the office where the cleaning crew started steam cleaning the carpet near the end of the day making Burrito cough non-stop.

    In Slam City, Gemini Jackson’s convenience stores are called Gemini-Marts. He hit the lottery and reinvested into the community as a slumlord. Gemini-Mart competes with Burrito’s Bodega.

    What I Had For Lunch brought to you by Jankem Podz. The  returning sponsor gets a new ad read, and the hosts discuss the new flavor of pod. The Fortune Teller makes a brief appearance to answer Foxtrot’s question.

    Gemini Jackson’s Umami Cookbook has 69 recipes for cooking long pig.

    Burrito made fideo at home. Foxtrot made a microwavable steak burrito bowl. Gemini made breakfast for lunch: eggs, bacon, and Balmuda toast. The conversation goes into a discussion about Balmuda toast, the Four Horsemen, and the Quantimino™.

    This is the Newz

    Man shot his male doctor after he ejaculated during a prostate exam (fake but funny).

    Backpackers find body at GSMNP campsite; Bear found scavenging on remains euthanized.

    Newhall School District Cancels Classes Tuesday After Ransomware Attack.

    100-million-year-old giant sperm found preserved in amber is the oldest ever.

    Chuck E. Cheese wants to destroy 7 billion prize tickets.

    Nintendo discontinued the 3DS console line after almost a decade.

    iPhone's new 'orange dot' feature warns you when an app is listening.

    An Alaska dentist who extracted a patient's tooth on a hoverboard sentenced to 12 years in jail.

    Detroit Driver Arrested After Successfully Jumping Over Drawbridge.

    A Sold Out Flight That Goes Nowhere.

    A Florida woman was attacked by a 10-foot, 4-inch alligator while trimming trees.

    Woman falls out of a car window onto the highway while filming a Snapchat video.

    The CIA sent a team of 4 operators on a spy mission targeting China. None came back.

    Tesla on Autopilot hits over 90 mph before police flag down a sleepy driver.

    Woman sues Tokyo company after having to work 48 days in a row with limited bathroom breaks.

    Sizzler files for bankruptcy as the pandemic demolishes sales at casual-dining restaurants.

    Man Convicted For Smearing Semen On Co-Worker's Belongings.

    Vivica A. Fox Tests Negative for COVID-19 After Pulling Out of Emmys Due to False Positive.

    Cult leader who claims to be the reincarnation of Jesus arrested in Russia.

    MTA board to formally ban pooping in subways and buses.

    Aichi man gets 10 months in prison for saying "I got corona" in an electronics store.

    Over 130,000 Japanese netizens rank the Top 20 anime opening themes of all time.

    Let's Talk About Your Windshield Wiper Attitude.

    A Vietnamese factory was busted recycling hundreds of thousands of used condoms. & MORE!

    The complete list of news stories covered is at SlamCityRadio.com .

    WTF We Learned This Week: Seedless watermelons are genetically modified by crossing a watermelon variety that has its chromosomes in groups of four with a variety that keeps them in pairs. The offspring can't handle three chromosomes, so it doesn't produce seeds. There's a species of octopus with seven arms. What’s a Rabbel-Rouser.

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    • 1 hr 33 min
    Episode 147: Safe Wordz

    Episode 147: Safe Wordz

    Gemini, Foxtrot, Arthur, and Burrito meet up at Daddy Juice Energy Studio to lay down more audio to feed the listeners and Slam Citizens. Foxtrot and Burrito are connected via Jitsi; Gemini and Arthur are in the studio.

    Gemini watched a true crime documentary about a wine connoisseur scam artist titled Sour Grapes. Burrito got a new Godzilla figure. Arthur and Burrito both watched the new Mulan film to Gemini and Foxtrot’s disappointment, but the conversation moves to actress Ming-Na Wen, who played Chun-Li in the Van Damme Street Fighter movie.

    What I Had For Lunch. Foxtrot made it at home: cheese pretzels and a hamburger. He also had cake for breakfast. Burrito shares what he had for lunch earlier in the week but mentioned he had a torta and gives a quick review of the delicious Tex-Mex sandwich. The conversation evolves to talking about the Tex-Mex restaurant then back to what Burrito had for lunch: pork inasal. Arthur had a Cabana Bowl and a drive-thru margarita. Gemini made lo mein.

    This is the newz.

    Man jailed after crashing into marked police cars with $145 million of meth in his van.

    Woman who deliberately cut off her own hand in insurance scam jailed for two years.

    Akira-Like Electric Superbike Concept Provides Glimpse Into the Future.

    Signs of alien life detected on Venus.

    Taco Bell is now selling its own custom wine, Jalapeno Noir.

    Panty thief gets an unexpected surprise after police reveal thong is not what it seems.

    New unstaffed gyoza store in Tokyo sells pot stickers 24 hours a day.

    All-plant-based katsu curry arrives at Ikea Japan.

    Man Used Mirror To Spy On Bathroom In Gloucester Twp. School.

    New website aims to help you cut back on 'doomscrolling'.

    Florida city repeals 13-year ban on saggy pants.

    The Chinese J-31 5th-Gen stealth fighter may be a total F-35 'rip-off'.

    Man moves into new house, finds out it's covered with massive Simpsons murals on the outside.

    Altoona man threw frozen pizzas at a store manager after a mask-wearing dispute.

    Pringles try to wake from 'recycling nightmare'.

    There is Now an Iconic Indomie Goreng Stir Fry Noodle Ice Cream Flavor.

    Berks to pay $750K for 27 years of unbilled water.

    Teen bitten on the penis by a snake while sitting on the toilet.

    My massive 42L boobs caused my spine to 'COLLAPSE' and left me wheelchair-bound.

    A growing business: Dutch develop 'living' coffin made of mushroom mycelium.

    Walmart’s drones take to the skies.

    Secretive Pentagon research program looks to replace human hackers with AI.

    Reese's rumored to be debuting a peanut butter cup stuffed with potato chips.

    The show concludes with Arthur sharing that he learned that collector’s value is not much different whether a Godzilla figure is in its original packaging or not. Burrito learned that Ming-Na Wen is Chun-Li in the JCVD Street Fighter.

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    • 1 hr
    Episode 146: Lo-Standard

    Episode 146: Lo-Standard

    Gemini and Arthur meet up at the Daddy Juice Energy Studio with Foxtrot and Burrito dropping in via Jitsi.

    The audio opens with a little pre-show banter from the Intergalactic Boba Runners. Is someone nearby stealing Burrito’s wi-fi? Phobia discussion. Phone anxiety. Gemini works on his club song. Burrito uses his imagination re-designing the wax stage of a car wash. False start with the show actually starting at approximately 5 minutes, 36 seconds.

    Foxbox VPN brings a couple fetishes for discussion: eproctophilia and acucullophilia. How Was Your Week? Foxtrot’s dog killed and ate some baby bunnies. Gemini finished watching the true crime documentary on Netflix titled Staircase and talks about it. Spoiler alert. He explores a possible app called Gemini’s Gemz. The Boba Runners brainstorm sending out CDs with Slam City episodes. Who can maintain 50 deep, meaningful friendships?

    What I Had For Lunch. Burrito had fajitas. Arthur sat down at a restaurant for a burger. Foxtrot and Gemini both had pizza but from where? You just have to listen to find out.

    This Is The Newz

    Man advocates to rename boneless chicken wings "wet tenders".

    McDonald's is adding a Travis Scott meal to the menu to win over Gen Z and millennial customers.

    Man arrested after calling 911, asking if dispatcher wanted to buy egg rolls.

    Taco Bell is removing Mexican Pizza and other items from the menu.

    Jelly Belly founder to give away candy factory as part of 'gold ticket' treasure hunt.

    Japan now has blue sake that changes color in cocktails.

    Samsung Is Developing A Transparent Smartphone.

    Hundreds of Americans Planted 'Chinese Mystery Seeds'.

    Robot dogs join high-tech US Air Force exercise.

    Naked lady swipes intimate item in naughty adventure in Fort Pierce.

    Man dies after fight at strip club.

    Jack Daniels is the Most Popular Liquor in Texas.

    Yang Yang the giant panda celebrates his 23rd birthday in Georgia.

    The latest shortage is live crickets.

    Son sells 28 years of birthday whisky to buy his first home.

    Vulgar pornography interrupts virtual schooling in another instance of “Zoom bombing”.

    Man makes Pringles last four hours to avoid wearing a mask on flight.

    Bill Gates’ Nuclear Startup Unveils Mini-Reactor Design Including Molten Salt Energy Storage.

    The Benefits of Breast Massages.

    Police search for a man they say caught fire after torching another man’s car.

    An Arizona man tried kidnapping an infant at a Flagstaff grocery store checkout.

    UW-Platteville first in state to offer cannabis-related certificates.

    Why Navy SEALs Wear Chuck Taylors in Maritime Operations.

    Woman drops her iPhone 11 from more than 5,000 ft while paragliding.

    Drunk driver arrested after crashing into patrol unit with 2 deputies inside.

    Nearly a dozen fish species can WALK on land, study reveals.

    Tesla's 'Full Self-Driving Capability' Falls Short of Its Name.

    People who don't believe in God may get better sleep.

    Creepy ‘Geofence’ Finds Anyone Who Went Near a Crime Scene.

    Robot begins work at convenience store; hopes to replace humans by 2022.

    Are Black Holes Made Of Dark Matter?

    Alabama restaurant serves pickle pizza.

    Coors Light truck crashes into Taco Inn.

    Burger King Releases A Chocolate Whopper In Taiwan.

    Cinnamon Toast Crunch is doing ridiculously well during the pandemic.

    Reese's made a breakfast cake so you can have dessert in the morning.

    WTF We Learned This Week.

    Gorillas are constantly farting.

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    • 1 hr 25 min

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