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Songs from the Sadlands: Don't ever summon a Bonewraith Spooning in the Apocalypse

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WSPN is proud to present our new series "Songs from the Sadlands: In world songs from out of the world bands." A midseason series, presenting some of our favorite artist making songs set in our world. A new song every week for 3 weeks.

First artist is Jillian Lafave.
She's in two bands currently known as Fable Cry and Floridian Slim. Also check out her podcast with Sandy called Crudimentary Questions.

Spooning in the Apocalypse, season 3, coming March 16th 2020

Lyrics Below



CHORUS I
Don’t ever summon a Bonewraith
from the pale fields of the bonewastes
Don’t ever summon a Bonewraith
or they’ll turn your bones to dust


VERSE I
You know my dad was from the Sadlands
he was a bad man and he had plans
Ya see my mom was really headstrong
they didn't get along she called him dead wrong
but she was the one he wanted dead
He couldn’t do the deed so he thought instead


CHORUS II
I’m gonna summon a Bonewraith
from the pale fields of the Bonewastes
I’m gonna summon a Bonewraith
and they’ll turn her bones to dust




VERSE II
He took my mother to a graveyard
It wasn’t so hard… he caught her off guard
My father tied her to a tombstone
lit candles in a row around a pile of bones
Then he told the tale of an angry ghost
The Bonewraiths, they came and killed them both


CHORUS III
That’s how you summon a Bonewraith
from the pale fields of the Bonewastes
That’s how you summon a Bonewraith
but they’ll turn your bones to dust


BRIDGE 
I watched my dad... turn to dust
and my mother’s face faded away
and the Bonewraiths gathered round
they sang a song... I heard them say...


OUTRO 
we see a pale field of tooth and bone
unending bleached by the sun
it shall outlive and they shall stretch on
forever we’ll build our fields of bone
everywhere we reach we shall spread      
our ground of bones
like a wave across the desert of death
made in Nashville by Spooning Productions

WSPN is proud to present our new series "Songs from the Sadlands: In world songs from out of the world bands." A midseason series, presenting some of our favorite artist making songs set in our world. A new song every week for 3 weeks.

First artist is Jillian Lafave.
She's in two bands currently known as Fable Cry and Floridian Slim. Also check out her podcast with Sandy called Crudimentary Questions.

Spooning in the Apocalypse, season 3, coming March 16th 2020

Lyrics Below



CHORUS I
Don’t ever summon a Bonewraith
from the pale fields of the bonewastes
Don’t ever summon a Bonewraith
or they’ll turn your bones to dust


VERSE I
You know my dad was from the Sadlands
he was a bad man and he had plans
Ya see my mom was really headstrong
they didn't get along she called him dead wrong
but she was the one he wanted dead
He couldn’t do the deed so he thought instead


CHORUS II
I’m gonna summon a Bonewraith
from the pale fields of the Bonewastes
I’m gonna summon a Bonewraith
and they’ll turn her bones to dust




VERSE II
He took my mother to a graveyard
It wasn’t so hard… he caught her off guard
My father tied her to a tombstone
lit candles in a row around a pile of bones
Then he told the tale of an angry ghost
The Bonewraiths, they came and killed them both


CHORUS III
That’s how you summon a Bonewraith
from the pale fields of the Bonewastes
That’s how you summon a Bonewraith
but they’ll turn your bones to dust


BRIDGE 
I watched my dad... turn to dust
and my mother’s face faded away
and the Bonewraiths gathered round
they sang a song... I heard them say...


OUTRO 
we see a pale field of tooth and bone
unending bleached by the sun
it shall outlive and they shall stretch on
forever we’ll build our fields of bone
everywhere we reach we shall spread      
our ground of bones
like a wave across the desert of death
made in Nashville by Spooning Productions

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