Super Rugby Starts with a Big Old Bang in Round 1 and KOKO is Left to Tidy Up

For the first installment this week of The KOKO Show we are making round one of the Super Rugby season the first order of business, as the lads crunch the numbers and survey the action from a spine tingling slate of initial matches. In a week where 45 tries were awarded, 317 points were scored and every match finished within a 1-12 margin, it would be fair to say Super Rugby is back and the fellas were physically aroused. With tight pants and positive attitudes the boys shuck each game like a delicious Sydney Rock Oyster, handing you their pearls of wisdom when necessary and throwing out the facts that don't pass the sniff test.

Moreover, the guys get hot and heavy celebrating the most successful first round of Super Rugby by Aussie teams since 2018, with the Brumbies, Warartahs and Western force all notching up last gasp wins for a tangly little trifecta of triumph. Plus, the fellas are open and honest with how they are placed after week one in the KOKO Super Rugby Fantasy League, as they celebrate sexy selections, rue missed opportunities or in Prof’s case only just realised the Reds didn't play. So sit back and set up a fantasy team full of your favourite former footy greats over forty that have a mediocre podcast and let your dirtiest thoughts run wild.

It is time to get freaky ladies and gentlemen with another episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMECODES:

00:00 - Start of the show

01:00 - Introducing the show

04:39 - Introduce the boys

06:03 - KOKO Fantasy Super Rugby League chat

12:23 - Superb Rugby Summation

12:46 - CRUSADERS V HURRICANES REVIEW

16:35 - WARATAHS V HIGHLANDERS REVIEW

29:49 - DRUA V BRUMBIES REVIEW

35:04 - BLUES V CHIEFS REVIEW

39:10 - FORCE V MOANA PASIFIKA REVIEW

47:06 - KOKO’s Takeaways from round one of Super Rugby

48:37 - KOKO’s LOKO Players of the Round

49:44 - Goit had to clear up a fallen tree

51:14 - The KOKO Quiz

57:11 - Close of the show

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