47 episodes

Three average Joes from Baltimore, MD sharing humorous stories and opinions with a flare for the crude, low brow, and sometimes even dark. By reflecting on their own personal histories, pop culture potluck, conspiracy theories and other wacky topics, these guys will make you laugh and maybe even think. But mostly laugh.
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Taking the Cynic Rout‪e‬ Hardy House Productions

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Three average Joes from Baltimore, MD sharing humorous stories and opinions with a flare for the crude, low brow, and sometimes even dark. By reflecting on their own personal histories, pop culture potluck, conspiracy theories and other wacky topics, these guys will make you laugh and maybe even think. But mostly laugh.
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    Episode 47: Romancing the Trailer Park

    Episode 47: Romancing the Trailer Park

    The boys bring it back to the studio and whip up another tantalizing talk of twisted topics. Guinea Juan shares his most recent treasures from his father's house of awesomeness while Beer Can Billy tells a tale of the stinkiest stogie this side of Dundalk. We cover politics, sports, music, the human experience of life in a trailer park. We do our annual critique of this year's "Rock and Roll" HOF nominees and find out that the Beer Can is a huge Dionne Warwick fan, who knew? Do yourself a favor, crack open a Founder's Backwoods Bastard, listen to this episode and forget about your troubles while we discuss our troubles. DOWNLOAD, LIKE, SUBSCRIBE SHARE!
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    • 3 hr 32 min
    Episode 46: The Tenthion of Oppothith in the Univerth

    Episode 46: The Tenthion of Oppothith in the Univerth

    Oh how time flies. It's been a while since you've heard the boys around the octagon and like a fine wine, we're fruity and will stain your blouse. Guinea Juan is in the studio, at least most of him, bringing that West Coast charm while Beer Can Billy counters with his best East Coast meat head. An epic tale of the tape. We talk everything from the world falling apart to opposites in the universe. We discuss politics local and abroad while still making time for dick jokes and destroying Rolling Stone's newest Top 50 Album list. I like to think we're versitile. Listen for laughs, listen to learn, listen to pretend your having a conversation with other human beings like the good ol' days. DOWNLOAD, LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, SHARE!
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    • 3 hr 2 min
    Episode 45: The Coup and You: The Truth Behind 9/11, Fred Durst, and the 2001 VMA's

    Episode 45: The Coup and You: The Truth Behind 9/11, Fred Durst, and the 2001 VMA's

    LEGENDARY! The Trio Nuevo strikes again with Jeff, Beer Can, and Scott makin' the magic happen for episode 45B (details inside). From Presidential COVID to doom and gloom come winter time. From "Truth or Dare" gone wrong to crapping your pants while trippin'. From prophetic album covers released on 9/11 to deep throatin' McDonald's soft serve. We have a little something for everyone. Beer Can Billy is still handing out fake scratch-offs and Sarah Huckabee Sanders is still killin' our boners. If this isn't the best thing you've listened to all week then John Podesta isn't the father of Chester Bennington. DOWNLOAD, LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, SHARE.
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    Episode 44: The Greatest Car Wreck in History

    Episode 44: The Greatest Car Wreck in History

    Like a fine bagged wine, we take a chug and slap this one on the pouch. Another phenomenal episode of TTCR in the archive, thanks to our special poo-litical pundit and comrade, Scott. Jeff and Beer Can Billy sit back and listen to the plethora of knowledge, ranging from U.S. Presidents to Professional Wrestlers, and those that overlap.
    We figure out the possible scenarios for the 2020 election, take a mini dive into the Adrenochrome /Epstein/Elite Pedophile ring conspiracy, and we jam out with our clams out to Ben Shapiro's favorite summer hit by Cardi B, WAP.
    The October Surprise is coming whether you like it or not , so you why not download this episode, grab a Victory Summer Love Ale, and listen to us solve the JFK assassination right before listing our favorite SNL cast members. You know who downloads this Podcast?...Your Mom. DOWNLOAD, LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, SHARE!
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    • 3 hr 42 min
    Episode 43: BREAKING NEWS: Cuomo F*CK$!

    Episode 43: BREAKING NEWS: Cuomo F*CK$!

    _The world is falling apart and we are watching with a Great Lakes Porter in one hand and our pud in the other. Guinea Juan is live in studio once again and brings the heat. We cover all of society's problems, solve them, and then tell dick jokes for three hours. Just another day in the office.
    We tackle hard hitting issues like racism, white privilege, squirting, hand signals for driving...all of the important stuff. Honestly, at this point, we should be categorized as a self help podcast. Do yourself a favor and listen now, before they ASSUME CONTROL. DOWNLOAD, LIKE, SHARE, SUBSCRIBE. _
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    • 3 hr 42 min
    Episode 42: The Choad, the Chore, and the Chi-Chi-Chi-Chief-a

    Episode 42: The Choad, the Chore, and the Chi-Chi-Chi-Chief-a

    The Guinea's back in TOWN! Jeff and Beer Can Billy welcome back John, in person, at the octagon. Bringin' the RUCKUS to that ASS. We cover all of life's nuance from buying a new vehicle, to near death experiences, to the best concerts we ever attended. BCB brought his bag of hate, Jeff puts on the tin foil hat for 9/11 talk, and Guinea Juan sings about his choad. We get a little poo-litical with Joe Biden's Breakfast Club gaff and then discuss waiting in between "nuts". Hours of nonsense to get you through your grind and make you question how you're spending your time. Ya better put on a clean pair of Underoos. DOWNLOAD, LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, SHARE!
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    • 3 hr 17 min

Customer Reviews

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The_guyyyyy ,

awesome podcast, you fags

this is about as real as it gets, no filters or BS just awesome stories that i can never un-hear, no matter how bad i might want to lol love it. long live guinea john

Beer Can Billy ,

Band stories

Bruce needs to share some road stories!!

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