Thanks for Glistening‪!‬ Juan Torres-Falcon and Sloane Steel

Well, we’re back! Did you miss us? We definitely missed you. This week we are catching each other up and discussing what friendship looks like after 30. We’re also unpacking Kirsten Dunst’s career, and so much more
Xoxo, 
Juan and Sloane
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Hello, Glisteners! Wow, you look amazing. We are so happy to see you. This week we discuss our love for ASMR YouTube videos and Spirit Payton, the ASMR star that eats pickles for a living. We’ll introduce you to the viral phenomenon that is Mukbang, where people film themselves overeating and get praise for doing so. It’s so fierce. Additionally, we share our favorite products of the week and how we recovered from our latest mini-nervous breakdowns.
xoxo,
Juan and Sloane, @juanthatyouwant and @iamsloanesteel, respectively.
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We are so so so happy to be back in your hearts and homes once again. This week we discuss Luann de Lesseps and her drunken battery case, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child on Broadway and what we are wearing to our funerals.
xoxo,
Juan and Sloane, @juanthatyouwant and @iamsloanesteel, respectively.
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Twitter: @HelloGlisteners

Juan and Sloane are so happy to be back in your hearts and minds. Thanks for Glistening is your home for hilarity, celebrity gossip, news, ridiculousness, and malarkey. Each week your hosts, Sloane Steel and Juan Torres-Falcon talk at you until they get tired. This week they tackle Omarosa Manigault Newman, Meghan Markle’s Father, loneliness and weight gain. Additionally, Juan and Sloane ask the following questions: What's going on with Jennifer Anniston's Nipples? and Why does Mango flavored seltzer taste so bad?
xoxo,
Juan and Sloane, @juanthatyouwant and @iamsloanesteel, respectively.
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Twitter: @HelloGlisteners

DOLLY WILL NEVER GO AWAY AGAIN. We are back from maternity leave and our feet are still swollen. We catch all the way up and get ready for the rest of our lives together. Sloane tells us how cute her baby is and what motherhood is really like. Juan tells us about his new endeavors and his greatest fear at the moment. 
Instagram Shoutout of the Week: @cheatchic_
 
Xoxo,
Juan and Sloane, @juanthatyouwant and @iamsloanesteel, respectively.
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Twitter: @HelloGlisteners

2017 knows no chill at all. This week we are exploring the idea that maybe Richard Simmons is just not that into us. We are eager to discuss all the Beauty and the Beast drama: Emma Watson’s underboob and Lefou’s new Gay orgy scene. Rupaul's Drag Race is moving to a new apartment with washer/dryer in unit on VH1 avenue and we’re analyzing the pros and cons. REMY MA went in on Nicki Minaj and Juan is gonna get you together on the whole gag. “Get Out” is for sure the Ben Carson story and Jill Zarin is back.  Juan addresses old white private citizens in his opening statement.
Instagram Shoutout of the Week: @InternetChav
xoxo,
Juan and Sloane, @juanthatyouwant and @iamsloanesteel, respectively.
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Twitter: @HelloGlisteners