18 episodes

Thanks for Glistening! is your home for hilarity, celebrity gossip, news, ridiculousness, and malarkey. Each week your hosts, Sloane Steel and Juan Torres-Falcon talk at you until they get too tired.

Thanks for Glistening‪!‬ Juan Torres-Falcon and Sloane Steel

    • Comedy
    • 5.0 • 16 Ratings

Thanks for Glistening! is your home for hilarity, celebrity gossip, news, ridiculousness, and malarkey. Each week your hosts, Sloane Steel and Juan Torres-Falcon talk at you until they get too tired.

    Justice for Kirsten Dunst

    Justice for Kirsten Dunst

    Well, we’re back! Did you miss us? We definitely missed you. This week we are catching each other up and discussing what friendship looks like after 30. We’re also unpacking Kirsten Dunst’s career, and so much more
    Xoxo, 
    Juan and Sloane
    To make a donation to Operation Helping Hands to help those devastated by Hurricane Dorian please visit this page. 
     
     

    • 1 hr 10 min
    Tingles Down My Spine

    Tingles Down My Spine

    Hello, Glisteners! Wow, you look amazing. We are so happy to see you. This week we discuss our love for ASMR YouTube videos and Spirit Payton, the ASMR star that eats pickles for a living. We’ll introduce you to the viral phenomenon that is Mukbang, where people film themselves overeating and get praise for doing so. It’s so fierce. Additionally, we share our favorite products of the week and how we recovered from our latest mini-nervous breakdowns.
    xoxo,
    Juan and Sloane, @juanthatyouwant and @iamsloanesteel, respectively.
    Insta: @ThanksForGlistening
    Twitter: @HelloGlisteners

    • 1 hr 11 min
    Weekend at Bernie's the Musical

    Weekend at Bernie's the Musical

    We are so so so happy to be back in your hearts and homes once again. This week we discuss Luann de Lesseps and her drunken battery case, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child on Broadway and what we are wearing to our funerals.
    xoxo,
    Juan and Sloane, @juanthatyouwant and @iamsloanesteel, respectively.
    Insta: @ThanksForGlistening
    Twitter: @HelloGlisteners

    • 1 hr 7 min
    Surrounded by people and totally alone.

    Surrounded by people and totally alone.

    Juan and Sloane are so happy to be back in your hearts and minds. Thanks for Glistening is your home for hilarity, celebrity gossip, news, ridiculousness, and malarkey. Each week your hosts, Sloane Steel and Juan Torres-Falcon talk at you until they get tired. This week they tackle Omarosa Manigault Newman, Meghan Markle’s Father, loneliness and weight gain. Additionally, Juan and Sloane ask the following questions: What's going on with Jennifer Anniston's Nipples? and Why does Mango flavored seltzer taste so bad?
    xoxo,
    Juan and Sloane, @juanthatyouwant and @iamsloanesteel, respectively.
    Insta: @ThanksForGlistening
    Twitter: @HelloGlisteners

    • 1 hr 20 min
    The dingo left my baby alone.

    The dingo left my baby alone.

    DOLLY WILL NEVER GO AWAY AGAIN. We are back from maternity leave and our feet are still swollen. We catch all the way up and get ready for the rest of our lives together. Sloane tells us how cute her baby is and what motherhood is really like. Juan tells us about his new endeavors and his greatest fear at the moment. 
    Instagram Shoutout of the Week: @cheatchic_
     
    Xoxo,
    Juan and Sloane, @juanthatyouwant and @iamsloanesteel, respectively.
    Insta: @ThanksForGlistening
    Twitter: @HelloGlisteners

    • 1 hr 12 min
    Beauty and the BE YOU!

    Beauty and the BE YOU!

    2017 knows no chill at all. This week we are exploring the idea that maybe Richard Simmons is just not that into us. We are eager to discuss all the Beauty and the Beast drama: Emma Watson’s underboob and Lefou’s new Gay orgy scene. Rupaul's Drag Race is moving to a new apartment with washer/dryer in unit on VH1 avenue and we’re analyzing the pros and cons. REMY MA went in on Nicki Minaj and Juan is gonna get you together on the whole gag. “Get Out” is for sure the Ben Carson story and Jill Zarin is back.  Juan addresses old white private citizens in his opening statement.
    Instagram Shoutout of the Week: @InternetChav
    xoxo,
    Juan and Sloane, @juanthatyouwant and @iamsloanesteel, respectively.
    Insta: @ThanksForGlistening
    Twitter: @HelloGlisteners

    • 1 hr 18 min

Customer Reviews

5.0 out of 5
16 Ratings

16 Ratings

KTAppleman ,

Relatable and hilarious.

Keep the episodes coming! I felt like I was at lunch with two friends. Made for the best commute. Missing Sloane’s selfie MunchPack videos on Instagram, but this will do fine as a replacement.

hernandez bueno family ,

So funny!

Keep them coming!!!!! Love you guys ❤️

KevMetz ,

Witty and Whimsical

Not since Laverne and Shirley has there been a more dynamic duo than Juan and Sloane. Their witty banter, pop culture insights and frank discussions are the perfect break you need from the onslaught of doom Fox News is constantly churning out. My only qualm with the podcast is that they don't do daily episodes! I can't get enough.

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