24 episodes
That's the Name of a Beer Chez, Jules, Shariar
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5.0 • 2 Ratings
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OMG Leave me ALONE!! My name is “That’s the Name of a Beer”. I’m a Capricorn, as if you care. Come join me every other week at the crossroads of inebriation and despair as I delve into the depths of banal monotony. What am I about? Does it even matter - you’ll never get it anyway. It’s not like I’m about beer or anything. I’m just a madhouse and these are my orderlies: Chez, Jules, and Shariar. Lobotomies available upon request. [Music: Dvorak Polka by Kevin Macleod | Source: filmmusic.io/song/3686-dvorak-polka | License: filmmusic.io/standard-license]
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Ep 206: The Amazing Race: To Anywhere But Here
OMG Leave me ALONE!! Our vacations always suck! I hate these shithole places from ALT to Athens. People suck! Locals suck! You suck!... DAD! The world is going to boil soon, so what does it matter what ocean I piss in. One person’s oyster might be another person’S HELL. 🦪🐚
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Ep 205: Constellation Clusterfuck: Authors Take On Mainstream Scientists
OMG Leave me ALONE!! I am trying to mindmeld with this Alien and establish a Force Dyad. Humans SUCK. I’m so OVER them. I want to mount a pyramid and ride a dragon to climax into the DARK heart of a black hole, while my alien orderlies singe odes of my demise into the s*****m of my step-dad. Only then would my TRUTH be heard. Anyway - listen to this episode about the TRUTH. Or not. It's not like it matters anyway. 🖤👽 [Additional Sound Effects Source: https://www.zapsplat.com | License: ...
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Ep 204: Circle of Strife: Why Animals Can’t Achieve Nirvana
OMG Leave me ALONE!! There are two things I hate most in the world - polar bears and mislabelled countries. Polar Bears cuz they’re white, and mislabelled countries cuz I hate lies. Greenland, my ass! Why can’t global warming hurry the fuck up and solve both of my problems. That’s why I hate vegans cuz they’re trying to slow that shit down. Make bovine farts methane again. 🍑 💨
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Ep 203: Barrel Aged: I Thwip My Web Back and Forth
OMG Leave me ALONE!! I’m watching Toby McGuire cry and pondering the mystery of his upper lip. How does it disappear? If only my step-dad would disappear.I heard some noise coming from the back yard, so I started digging and found my old opinions on Andrew Garfield. Everyone likes a redemption arc, and he’s okay now, but we must never forget that he did once sucked. Everything sucks! 🤢
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Ep 202: Our Hedgelords And Saviors
OMG Leave me ALONE!! I’m trying to sacrifice a goat to our lord and savior Lucifer (from Cinderella). Too bad that bitch is dead. But Batman, the one true hedgelord, taught me that there is one thing that trumps all powers in the cosmos: MONEY! Blood Diamonds black as my soul. So in this episode my orderlies probe into the depths of the depraved world of our Capitalist Gods, and finally prove that nothing else matters but the ALMIGHTY dollar 💰.
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Ep 201: My Sandaconda Don’t Want None Unless You Got Poffins Hun
OMG Leave me ALONE!! I’d normally play Pokémon BLACK, but I was envious of last season (cuz it got to die). So I played Leaf GREEN instead. Can you believe this fucking game doesn’t even have DARK types. What the f**k Miyamoto. DARK types matter! 💢 [Music: Battle! (Wild Pokémon) | Source: https://soundlibrary.pokemon.co.jp/en/musicbox | Rights Notice: ©2006 Pokémon. ©1995-2006 Nintendo/Creatures Inc./GAME FREAK inc.This content has been created in agreement with the Terms of Use for the ...