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In this electrifying episode of 1412 Wrestling, the entire roster descends into the depths of hell for the Golf Cart Open Challenge Battle Royal. With the eerie landscape of a fiery underworld setting the stage, tensions run high as competitors face off amidst bubbling lava pools and flickering flames. The unpredictable chaos of this unique environment promises surprises, alliances, and intense battles. Who will emerge victorious in this hellish arena? And what unexpected challenges await our combatants in the depths of hell? Tune in to find out who survives the 100 entrant Golf Cart Open Challenge Battle Royal and what shocking events will unfold in this action-packed episode of 1412 Wrestling.

Get ready for an unforgettable night as 1412 Wrestling takes you to the beautiful fields of Japan for Episode 29! The show opens with a thrilling Competitive Eating Championship Hot Wing Contest featuring John 4:20, Joey Tribbiani, Norm Peterson, and more. Who will devour the most wings and claim the title?
Witness the chaos as Harry and Marv confront Earthworm Jim over their stolen couch. Can Earthworm Jim and Peter Puppy fend off the Wet Bandits with a surprise twist?
Fox Mulder challenges Marvin the Martian for the Laser Gun Surfing Battle Championship, but can he outwit the reigning champion and his trusty K-9 companion?
In an action-packed Tag Team Championship match, Pete & Pete, Bulk & Skull, and the current champions Jason Voorhees & Paula Abdul clash. Who will walk out with the gold?
The fierce rivalry between Joey Tribbiani and Chandler Bing reaches a boiling point in a Deathmatch. Will the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and the Foot Clan's interference settle the score or create even more chaos?
The Anti-Boiled Egg Brigade confronts Lady Gaga and Ariana Grande backstage. How will Gaga's spellcasting impact the Brigade's plans?
Gary Busey takes on the Random Kid in a match where Bobby Heenan's cunning might tip the scales. Will the Random Kid outsmart the unpredictable Busey?
In a high-stakes triple threat match, Iron Sheik, Hulk Hogan, and New Jack battle it out. Can New Jack overcome the odds and claim victory?
Vince Russo, Dave Meltzer, Col. Sanders, and Donkeylips clash for the Sword Fighting Championship. Will Donkeylips retain his title against these formidable opponents?
And in the main event, Mike Tyson defends his 1412 Championship against Scott Steiner and Dua Lipa. Can Tyson maintain his dominance, or will a new champion be crowned? Plus, what chaos will unfold when Santa Claus makes a shocking return?
Tune in for an episode filled with high-energy action, unexpected twists, and unforgettable moments. 1412 Wrestling Episode 29 promises to deliver an experience like no other!

**1412 Wrestling Episode 28: Abandoned Insane Asylum Match**
Brace yourselves for the most intense and dangerous match in 1412 Wrestling history! Episode 28 features a thrilling Abandoned Insane Asylum Match for the Stable Championship, with ten combatants from each team battling it out in a setting straight out of a horror movie.
**Teams:**- **The Golf Cart:** John 4:20, Iron Sheik, Gary Busey, Bart Gunn, the Minotaur, Bobby 2 Beers, Alex Trebek, and three ancient Sumerians wielding chainsaws.- **The Anti-Boiled Egg Brigade:** Bars, Cliff O'Malley, Donkeylips, Doug Funnie, Bebe Rexha, Jackie Chan, Frankenstein's Monster, Lola Bunny, Earl Sinclair, and Sugar Shane Helms.
This match promises unprecedented levels of chaos and danger, with no disqualifications and eliminations by knockout, pin, submission, or forfeit. In the eerie, crumbling environment of the abandoned insane asylum, anything can happen. Will the Anti-Boiled Egg Brigade triumph, or will the Golf Cart retain their title amidst the madness? Tune in to witness the ultimate showdown!

 Preview for 1412 Wrestling Episode 27: The Floral Frenzy
Prepare for an unforgettable night as 1412 Wrestling brings you "The Floral Frenzy," set in a breathtaking field of flowers in Japan! Lady Gaga has cast a spell to bring everyone back from last week's explosive chaos and transported the entire roster, fans, and ring to this picturesque location.
Tonight's matches promise to deliver pure wrestling madness:
- **Lifestyle Debate for the Stable Championship:** The Golf Cart (Gary Busey, Iron Sheik, John 4:20, the Minotaur, Bobby 2 Beers, Bart Gunn, Alex Trebek) accompanied by the ancient Sumerians vs. The Tanner Family vs. The Ninja Turtles (Raphael, Donatello, Michelangelo, Joey Tribbiani). The stables will engage in a heated debate about their lifestyles, with everything on the line.
- **World Championship Match:** Grumble Bee challenges Mike Tyson for the 1412 World Championship. Will the field of flowers give Grumble Bee the edge he needs, or will Tyson's knockout power prove too much once again?
- **Tag Team Championship Match:** Jason Voorhees and Paula Abdul team up for an unlikely title shot against Scott Steiner’s Tigers. Can this bizarre pairing overcome the ferocious Tigers, or will their partnership be their downfall?
- **Competitive Eating Championship Match:** Dua Lipa defends her title against Joey Tribbiani and the Sentient Dumpster. With Joey determined to reclaim his title and the Sentient Dumpster’s insatiable appetite, this match is sure to be a spectacle.
- **Couch on a Pole Match:** Earthworm Jim faces off against Psycrow, with the stolen couch from Harry and Marv hanging high above the ring. The winner must obtain the couch and use it as a weapon to secure victory.
- **Brawl 4 All Elimination Match:** Bart Gunn, Stimpy, Vince Russo, Soda Popinski, Teddy Ruxpin, and The Random Kid managed by Bobby Heenan clash in a no-holds-barred brawl. Expect chaos and knockouts in this brutal contest.
- **Six-Person Tag Team Match:** Lady Gaga, Ariana Grande, & Topanga vs. Cory Matthews, Shawn Hunter, and the Moose. Shawn demands that if his team wins, the spells cast by Gaga and Topanga must be broken.
Backstage, tensions run high as the Anti-Boiled Egg Brigade challenges the Golf Cart to an abandoned insane asylum match next week.

### 1412 Wrestling Episode 26: Melmac Mayhem - Spoiler-Free Preview
Get ready for another wild and unpredictable night of 1412 Wrestling as we journey to the alien world of Melmac! 
- Will Bars be able to overcome the bizarre stipulation in his match against Mike Tyson for the 1412 Championship, or will Ariana Grande's spell seal his fate?- Can Dua Lipa dethrone Joey Tribbiani in the Competitive Eating Championship, especially after her unexpected confession?- How will Alex Trebek's shocking alliance with the Golf Cart stable affect his match alongside Chuck Norris against Jay & Silent Bob?- What chaos will unfold when Lady Gaga opens a time travel portal, only for Alf to use his ancient relic to transport everyone to his home planet of Melmac?- Will the Anti Boiled Egg Brigade finally succeed in their quest to rid 1412 Wrestling of boiled eggs?
Matches to look forward to:- Mike Tyson vs. Bars for the 1412 Championship- Joey Tribbiani vs. Dua Lipa for the Competitive Eating Championship- Alex Trebek & Chuck Norris vs. Jay & Silent Bob- A chaotic 5-way exploding Philly cheese steak barbed wire Hell in a Cell match for the Stable Championship- Vegeta & Alf teaming up against The Minotaur & The Random Kid
Tune in for an episode filled with twists, turns, and pure chaos as 1412 Wrestling continues to push the boundaries of entertainment!

In the highly anticipated Episode 25 of 1412 Wrestling, chaos reigns supreme as every championship is on the line in a night of epic battles and unexpected twists. The Golf Cart stable, fresh off their victory, faces new challenges as the Anti Boiled Egg Brigade seeks revenge. Alf, still holding the ancient relic, hints at its potential power. Can Katharine Isabelle retain her Divas Championship against the combined forces of Paula Abdul and Ariana Grande? Will Mike Tyson continue his reign as World Champion against an unpredictable challenger? With the return of familiar faces and the debut of new ones, Episode 25 promises non-stop action, surprise alliances, and unforgettable moments. Tune in to witness the mayhem and see who will emerge victorious in the wild world of 1412 Wrestling!