The 3rd One Sucks

Dan Ellis and Mark Beall
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The 3rd One Sucks

The 3rd One Sucks is a biweekly podcast where our hosts Dan and Mark watch every film in a franchise and rank them from first to worst! It is definitely not an excuse for them to hang out with each other regularly and joke about movies! Uploads every other Thursday.

  1. 6 HR. AGO

    Jack Frost (1979) & Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer and the Island of Misfit Toys (2001)

    We're continuing our trek through the Rankin/Bass extended universe with Jack Frost & Rudolph and the Island of Misfit Toys! Join us as we decide which special is the best and which one is "cut rate dime-store VeggieTales wannabe b******t". Donate to PCRF at: https://www.pcrf.net/ Donate to New Disabled South at: https://www.newdisabledsouth.org/donate Timestamps: Intro - 00:00 Audience Review - 2:07 First Watch and Jack Frost - 5:53 The Worst Thing We've Ever Watched For This Podcast - 42:12 Closing Thoughts - 1:14:51 Ranking Time - 1:16:59 Follow or contact us at: the3rdonesucks.bsky.social the3rdonesucks@gmail.com https://letterboxd.com/dellismulligan Mixed and Hosted by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis. Edited by Mark Beall. Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

    1h 23m

  2. NOV 7

    Frosty Returns (1993) & The Legend of Frosty the Snowman (2005)

    We're re-entering the Frostyverse with Frosty Returns and The Legend of Frosty the Snowman as we continue our journey through the Rankin/Bass extended universe! Join us as we decide which special is the best and which one throws canon in the garbage. Donate to PCRF at: https://www.pcrf.net/ Donate to New Disabled South at: https://www.newdisabledsouth.org/donate Timestamps: Intro - 00:00 Audience Review - 2:05 What have we been watching/reading/etc? - 3:34 Frosty Returns - 12:02 TLO Frosty The Snowman - 35:25 Closing Thoughts - 1:08:40 Ranking Time - 1:13:06 Outtake - 1:18:57 Corrections: Mark says Burt Lancaster instead of Burt Reynolds at the top of the show. Follow or contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks.bsky.social the3rdonesucks@gmail.com https://letterboxd.com/dellismulligan Mixed and Hosted by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis. Edited by Mark Beall. Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

    1h 19m

  3. OCT 24

    A Quiet Place: Day One (2024)

    You'll want to get in on this day one as we round out this run with A Quiet Place: Day One! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one expects you to sacrifice yourself heroically for a physically healthy white man. Donate to PCRF at: https://www.pcrf.net/ Donate to New Disabled South at: https://www.newdisabledsouth.org/donate Timestamps: Hey Listeners - 00:00 Intro - 00:17 Audience Review - 1:31 First Watch - 2:15 Film & Intermittent Disability Talk - 3:46 Ranking Time - 1:10:19 Follow or contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com https://letterboxd.com/dellismulligan Mixed and Hosted by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis. Edited by Mark Beall. Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

    1h 13m

  4. OCT 10

    A Quiet Place Part II (2021)

    This is your sign to dive into A Quiet Place Part II with us! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one expects you to be scared of "grimy" Appalachian folk without clarifying what the actual threat is in the moment? Donate to PCRF at: https://www.pcrf.net/ Donate to New Disabled South at: https://www.newdisabledsouth.org/donate Timestamps: Intro - 00:00 Audience Review - 1:13 First Watch - 2:01 Film Talk - 5:00 Closing Thoughts - 1:12:53 Ranking Time - 1:17:36 Outtake - 1:18:34 Follow or contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com https://letterboxd.com/dellismulligan Mixed and Hosted by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis. Edited by Mark Beall. Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

    1h 19m

  5. SEP 26

    A Quiet Place (2018)

    Shhhh! This is A Quiet Place! Which is the name of the movie we're talking about. Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one mercs a toddler in the first 10 minutes. Donate to PCRF at: https://www.pcrf.net/ Timestamps: Intro - 00:00 Audience Review - 1:07 First Watch - 3:55 What Have We Been Watching? - 8:05 Film Talk - 11:04 Closing Thoughts - 1:11:58 Follow or contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com https://letterboxd.com/dellismulligan Mixed and Hosted by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis. Edited by Mark Beall. Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

    1h 16m

  6. SEP 12

    Deadpool & Wolverine (2024)

    Look at us covering a recent release with Deadpool & Wolverine! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one has an Iris needle drop. Donate to PCRF at: https://www.pcrf.net/ Timestamps: Intro - 00:00 Audience Review - 1:25 First Watch - 2:45 Film Talk - 4:30 Ranking Time - 1:51:24 Note: Dan said "Days of Future Past" and 100% meant "Age of Apocalypse" when listing the different Wolverines. Wires got crossed in transit from brain to mouth. Follow or contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com https://letterboxd.com/dellismulligan Mixed and Hosted by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis. Edited by Mark Beall. Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

    1h 53m

  7. AUG 29

    Deadpool 2 (2018)

    It's season the sixth, episode the second with 2018's Deadpool 2! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one has Brad Pitt in it? Donate to PCRF at: https://www.pcrf.net/ Timestamps: Intro - 00:00 Audience Review - 1:10 Would you believe we jump right into Film Talk? - 2:39 Closing Thoughts - 1:09:14 What do we think will/want to show up in Deadpool & Wolverine? - 1:10:59 Ranking Time - 1:13:11 Outtake - 1:14:18 Follow or contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com https://letterboxd.com/dellismulligan Mixed, Edited and Hosted by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis. Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

    1h 15m

  8. AUG 15

    Deadpool (2016)

    This week we're kicking off Season 6 with 2016's Deadpool! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one is the worst guy you know's favorite superhero movie. Donate to PCRF at: https://www.pcrf.net/ Timestamps: Intro - 00:00 Audience Review - 1:20 What Have We Been Watching? - 4:10 Please Watch Scavengers Reign - 7:30 Upfront Film Talk - 13:12 First Watch & More Film Talk - 15:11 Closing Thoughts - 1:09:58 Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis. Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

    1h 15m
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About

The 3rd One Sucks is a biweekly podcast where our hosts Dan and Mark watch every film in a franchise and rank them from first to worst! It is definitely not an excuse for them to hang out with each other regularly and joke about movies! Uploads every other Thursday.

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  • Creator
    Dan Ellis and Mark Beall
  • Years Active
    2019 - 2024
  • Episodes
    131
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Dan Ellis and Mark Beall
  • Show Website
    The 3rd One Sucks

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