The Belching Cow - Victorian Erotica with a Smile

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The Belching Cow - Victorian Erotica with a Smile

Bringing Back the Naughty with a Giggle... Every week we take a humorous and satirical journey through the world of old and outdated books and literature. You may not be bothered to read them but why not sit back and let me read them out to you? Adult content so grab your headphones, prepare to engage in this unconventional journey together. Join the conversation today on social media https://linktr.ee/thebelchingcow Please subscribe and support the Podcast on Patreon to keep the Victorian Erotica coming: patreon.com/TheBelchingCow. Yours, Alexandra Dawn A.K.A The Belching Cow

  1. EP 36: Season Finalle Sexy Cow Collaboration

    OCT 21

    EP 36: Season Finalle Sexy Cow Collaboration

    Get ready for a palate cleanser like no other! In this special season finale, titled **Pius Beginnings**, we delve into the intriguing scandals of the clergy in rural England. Join us as we explore the darker side of Victorian life with a humorous twist. This season, we've shared three delightful stories: - Lady Pokingham - The She Noodles - Miss Coote's Confession Now, we’re excited to collaborate with the fabulous crew from the Let's Get Sexy podcast (https://shows.acast.com/lets-get-sexy-presents-lesbian-slave-island) for an unforgettable episode filled with laughter and scandal. As we wrap up this season, remember that we'll be back after Christmas with a brand new season packed with even more steamy content! Don't forget to: - Spread the word about The Belching Cow - Subscribe and follow us on all platforms - Leave us a review (we love your feedback!) Stay connected: - Email: thebelchingcow@gmail.com - Twitter: @Belching_Cow - Instagram: @thebelchingcow Thank you for joining us on this scandalous journey, and we can't wait to reconnect in the new year! Kisses Darlings!

    19 min
  2. EP 35: The End of Lady Pokingham

    OCT 17

    EP 35: The End of Lady Pokingham

    Ladies and gentlemen, esteemed listeners of "The Belching Cow", I come to you with both an apology and a delightful surprise! First, allow me to express my deepest regrets for the absence of last week's episode. To make amends for this unfortunate lapse, I've prepared a special treat for you all - not one, but two tantalizing episodes this week! Consider it my way of saying thank you for your patience and understanding, dear listeners. Now, let us turn our attention to the grand finale of Lady Pokingham's scandalous saga. In this last episode, we bid a bittersweet farewell to our beloved Beatrice and her entourage of colorful characters. Without giving too much away, let's just say that Lady Pokingham's final adventure involves a boat, and some seamen as our heroine navigates both choppy waters and the tempestuous seas of desire. Tune in to discover how this titillating tale comes to its satisfying conclusion. One more episode to go for the season finale of The Belching Cow! But for now, Kisses Darlings!

    28 min
  3. EP 34: Ménage à Five

    OCT 14

    EP 34: Ménage à Five

    Ladies and gentlemen, esteemed listeners of *The Belching Cow*, I humbly beg your forgiveness for the inexcusable absence of last week's episode. You see, I found myself in quite the predicament when my time-traveling carriage broke down in the midst of a Victorian garden party. Rest assured, I've now returned, corset slightly askew but spirits high, ready to regale you with more tantalizing tales! Welcome to Episode 34, where we continue our journey through the scandalous world of Lady Pokingham. In this titillating instalment, titled "Ménage à Five," we find our dear Beatrice settling into country life with all the grace and decorum of a fox in a henhouse. It seems our heroine has taken to rural living like a duck to water – or perhaps more accurately, like a libertine to a boudoir. Beatrice has assembled quite the entourage, with two strapping male pages and two comely female maids at her beck and call. One can only imagine the "chores" she's assigning to this quintet of willing servants! As we delve into Part 14 of Lady Pokingham's saga, prepare yourselves for a symphony of sighs, a ballet of bedsheets, and enough innuendo to make even the most stoic butler blush. Our Beatrice proves once again that country air does wonders for one's constitution – and libido! So, dear listeners, fetch your smelling salts and loosen those cravats. We're about to embark on a journey through the lush landscapes of desire, where propriety is left at the door and passion reigns supreme. After all, in Lady Pokingham's world, "ménage à trois" is merely a warm-up! Kisses Darlings!

    23 min
  4. EP 33: Slapping Patty Party

    OCT 1

    EP 33: Slapping Patty Party

    Welcome back, dear listeners, to another titillating episode of "The Belching Cow"! In today's installment, we follow the adventures of our delicate flower, Beatrice, as she embarks on a new chapter in her life. After her recent ordeals, Beatrice finds herself at a crossroads, seeking a fresh start befitting a lady of her circumstances and fragility. Join us as we explore how our heroine discovers a new path, a new home, and most importantly, new sources of entertainment that are both scandalous and suitable for a woman of her standing. Will Beatrice find comfort in the arms of a dashing suitor? Perhaps she'll stumble upon a secret society of like-minded ladies? Or maybe she'll simply indulge in the simple pleasures of a well-placed fainting couch and a collection of titillating literature. Whatever awaits Beatrice, you can be sure it will be filled with the perfect blend of propriety and impropriety that we've come to expect from our Victorian vixen. So grab your smelling salts and prepare for another episode of delightful debauchery! Kisses, darlings!

    20 min
  5. EP 32: Keeping The Backdoor Open

    SEP 25

    EP 32: Keeping The Backdoor Open

    Welcome back, my cherished listeners, to another titillating episode of The Belching Cow! I'm your host, Alexandra Dawn, and today we're delving into Episode 32, tantalizingly titled "Keeping The Backdoor Open." Prepare yourselves for a scandalous journey as we rejoin our beloved Lady Pokingham in her quest to educate the new Lord Crim Con in the finer points of, shall we say, alternative pleasures. Our dear lady has taken it upon herself to instruct his lordship in the art of backdoor delights, with the noble aim of introducing his wife to carnal joys that won't result in yet another addition to their already burgeoning brood. Will Lord Crim Con succeed in his delicate mission to broaden his wife's horizons? Or will his dear lady reject these new and risqué adventures? Tune in, my dears, as we uncover the salacious details of this Victorian escapade! Before we embark on this journey of sensual discovery, I simply must remind you of my book, "Sub Umbra," available now on Amazon. It's an absolute must-have for any true connoisseur of literary naughtiness, guaranteed to make your bedside table blush! Don't deny yourself this delightful tome of Victorian-era titillation. Sub Umbra is now available in book and kindle format! Sub Umbra Amazon US Sub Umbra Amazon UK Sub Umbra Amazon Canada Sub Umbra Amazon Germany Now, let us loosen our corsets, fetch the smelling salts, and dive into the wonderfully wicked world of Lady Pokingham!

    25 min
  6. EP 31: Doctor Spendlove

    SEP 18

    EP 31: Doctor Spendlove

    Grab your smelling salts and loosen those corsets, dear listeners! Episode 31 of The Belching Cow Podcast is about to make your petticoats ruffle with excitement. This week, we're diving back into the scandalous world of our beloved Beatrice and her entanglement with the notorious Lord Crim Con. Prepare yourselves for a whirlwind tour of Victorian debauchery as Beatrice navigates the treacherous waters of aristocratic indulgence. Will our heroine's wit and charm be enough to handle the depraved appetites of Lord Crim Con? Or will she find herself in over her head in a sea of silk sheets and forbidden desires? Watch as proper English manors transform into dens of iniquity, leaving a trail of shocked servants and scandalous rumors in their wake. From the drawing room to the stables, no corner of society is safe from the ripples of their escapades! Warning: Side effects may include uncontrollable giggling, a sudden interest in Victorian architecture (particularly load-bearing bedposts), and a newfound appreciation for the versatility of riding crops. Tune in for a romp through high society that's guaranteed to fog up your monocle and have you fanning yourself faster than you can say "Oh, my word!" Will Beatrice emerge unscathed from Lord Crim Con's web of depravity, or will she find herself entangled in a scandal of epic proportions? Only one way to find out!

    25 min
  7. EP 30: Title: A Stiff Prick for a Randy C#@$%

    SEP 11

    EP 30: Title: A Stiff Prick for a Randy C#@$%

    Dear listeners, Well, well, well! Who would have thought our Victorian ancestors had such scandalous proclivities? I must say, I'm both astonished and intrigued by the turn of events in Lady Pokingham's tale. Our darling Beatrice seems to have tied the knot with quite the character – one whose behavior would raise eyebrows even in our modern times!Now, my dears, while we revel in these titillating tales of yesteryear, let's remember that fiction allows us to explore realms best left to the imagination. If you find yourself particularly sensitive to more risqué themes, you might want to give this episode a miss. For those of you who've stuck with us through this steamy chapter, I hope you've found it as entertaining as it is shocking. If you've enjoyed our foray into Victorian debauchery, do spread the word – after all, shared scandal is double the fun!Remember, what happens in Lady Pokingham's boudoir, stays in Lady Pokingham's boudoir. Until next time, keep your fans at the ready and your smelling salts close at hand! Kisses, Alex

    28 min
  8. EP 29: Bertha Goes to Brentham

    SEP 4

    EP 29: Bertha Goes to Brentham

    In this scandalous episode, we return to Lady Pokingham's great adventures and will stay with her until her story is told—right to the end. After that, we will continue with the next story, but more about that later. In this episode, you get two stories for the price of one, as we not only learn what dear Lady Pokingham gets up to next, but we also receive a surprise monologue from none other than Lady Bertha Saint Aldegonde! Prepare yourself for a delightful romp filled with intrigue, passion, and a touch of mischief as our heroines navigate the lush landscapes of Victorian high society. You won't want to miss the escapades that await, so grab your favorite drink, settle in, and join us for another thrilling chapter in the scandalous world of Lady Pokingham! This episode inclides a massive amount of But #&%&ing. Enjoy and as always, Kisses, Alex

    30 min
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Bringing Back the Naughty with a Giggle... Every week we take a humorous and satirical journey through the world of old and outdated books and literature. You may not be bothered to read them but why not sit back and let me read them out to you? Adult content so grab your headphones, prepare to engage in this unconventional journey together. Join the conversation today on social media https://linktr.ee/thebelchingcow Please subscribe and support the Podcast on Patreon to keep the Victorian Erotica coming: patreon.com/TheBelchingCow. Yours, Alexandra Dawn A.K.A The Belching Cow

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